Well I grew board, so heres half of a new chapter.
Pillz-E: And Itachi's back.
Damn it! There must be some way to get rid of him. Well, while I think, enjoy whatever imagination I could scrape out of my head.
Itachi (after breaking down the door): And I'm back from my vacation to rain flamey doom upon your soul and story once again! For example, theres not enough 'me' in it to give it any personality.
One sec, first, you were worried I crap up your image, and now you want to be back in?
Itachi: Yea, because lets face it. Without me in the begining this story is nothing. NOTHING!
Lets just finish this. I do not own Naruto or Pillz-E, and thats the last time i'll say it, because its the only thing more annoying than Mr. Personality over there.
Itachi: Who, me?
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Ch. 10: The forest of sunshine and dreams: part 1.
'Naruto! Wake up you accursed human!'
"Ugh…Shut up and make your own damn waffleZzzzzzzzzz…"
'Todays not the day to sleep in!' Not seeing the kid do anything started to make him mader than hell. Whatever this kid was hopeing for in this petty exam that was needed for revenge was beyond him, although if he continued to sleep, he wouldn't have the chance. 'Alright, WAKE UP!' The Kyubbi sent out his strongest chakra shock yet.
Naruto started to toss and turn before he started to mumble. The demon continued with the shock that felt like 1,000 pokes (in the real world) until the boy started to yell, while completeley intangled in his bed sheets. "Ugh… Ah…AH! Spiders! GET THEM OFF ME, get them off me! Uff." Falling head first onto the floor, he woke up.
"What happened?" He looked at a nearby clock.
8:56
Crap.
…
'Craperscraperscraperscrapers! Why didn't you wake me sooner you stupid fox?'
'I've been trying for the past hour!'
Naruto (and clones) rushed to the forest of death, but there was a big problem. He had no idea where it was. "Quick! Throw me into the air!" The clones grabbed his arms and catapulted him into the sky. 'There!' "That way!" Naruto pointed, and the other two dashed off in that direction. 'Now we'll get there in time.'
'One problem.'
'What?'
'Look down.'
And the earth was flying up to greet him.
…
The two clones finally made it to the area on time, if not out of breath. "I…Cant beleve we made it…"
"Yea. I just hope our 'leader' will hurry up."
…
Naruto layed on the cold stone floor, his arms and legs frozen above him, giving the look of a dead animal. A old man walked out of a ramin shop with a stick and poked the boy. "Hey, are you alright?"
His only reply was "…Owie…"
'Kid, you're pathitic.' Because in no-time, Naruto was healed by the fox.
"Eh, you need me to get some help?" continued the guy, but in a flash, Naruto was up on his feet. "Nope, just fell from a ten story height. I'm perfectley fine. Now, I need to get to the exam." And he was off in a cloud of smoke.
…
"I'm…(huff)…here." Naruto said to his clones. "And just in time." They said. "Really?" "Not at all. Your fifteen minutes late, but it doesn't matter. Nothing happened yet."
Naruto looked around at the crowd. "I don't think anyone's late."
Just then-Kunai, throwing stars, even a few swords-came flying out of the forest in massive waves with the intent to mow down all of the students. However, they all managed to jump or dodge out of the way. "Now that I seen that I didn't kill anyone, it's time to start this exam!"
The proctor, Anko, jumped out of the forest and landed in front of its gates with a slight grin. "Alright everyone, now before to start this, here are the rules. One, each group will receive either an earth or heaven scroll. To beat this test, you must get the other scroll and head to the large building in the middle of the forest of death. Get the scrolls any way possible. The second and final rule is just don't die. Now see that stand?" She said, pointing to the glorified box. "You need to sign up now so we can identify who will, or won't make it. Remember, if you want to make it, you need to be strong and have reflexes."
And at the end of that she thew a kuni to a random person who happened to be Naruto.
Who stopped it from impaling his skull by using his thump and index finger to pluck the blade from thin air, which in itself was no small feat.
"You dropped this." He said with a small laugh, tossing it back with more force. In a blink, it soared past her face and landed in a tree, with only half of the handle sticking out. Smile quickly replaced with shock, her left cheek felt wet. Touching it, she saw it was her own blood. "Luckey shot." She mumbled. "Now hurry up with the forms!"
-After all was said and done, every one ran into the forest-
'Alright, now time to think on how to get the other scroll. That in itself shouldn't be too hard.'
Well, as it turned out, it was. The only approch was to find any wandering group, or continue to find the building and take the scroll from the next group that came his way. The thing was he knew that everyone else was around him, but they're either waiting until Naruto drops his guard, or avoiding him altogether. Well, except three certan people.
Naruto felt a lengering sence of bloodlust around himself untill he finally stoped around at a small clearing. "You might as well come out." He said to his surroundings. "Even the animals are frightened by you." Indeed, the area was as silent as the grave.
And in a cloud of sand was the red head boy known as Gaara, followed by Temari and Kankuro.
"Well well well. Hello Mr. Useless, how's the child abuse? I herd it's now just as popular as kicking puppies and stealing money from orphans."
Kankuro took the rappings off his back. "Narachi, I'm going to make you regreat that you ever met me." And with a twist they flew off to reviel a creapy 3-eyed puppet. Naruto smiled as he thought 'He's really serious about this. Well in the end it wont matter.'
"Alright. I suppose a slight warm up would do me a little good." "But no outside help." Kankuro said, eyeing the clones. With a slight frown and a snap of his fingers, the clones dispurced.
"My clones where becoming a pain to keep anyways."
"Wait, your alone? Well, then it will be easier to kill you!" And with the flick of the rist, his puppet flew twords Naruto, blades bursting out between each body segment, as it stabbed itself into the boys chest…