(After Dick had helped Wally up)
Wally was trying to ignore his teammate's stares. Superboy, Zatanna, and Rocket stood there and had observed the fight between the two.
Dick's cell phone rang. He looked at the person calling. Wally's mom.
"Oh it's um- my….um.." mom! Just say the word! Why is it so hard? Well I didn't call Wally's dad.. dad so why should I call his mom.. well mom?
"Who is it?" Wally asked still clutching his stomach.
Dick settled for, " I gotta go." He ran to the zeta beams and disappeared.
Wally was not tempted to stay, without Dick here he'll slip and mess up his act.
"I'm gonna go too." Wally said making his way to the tubes grimacing the whole time.
"Why? You scared Artemis will use you as punch bag again." Conner said flatly.
"No!" Wally said sharply stopping. "Batman says he needs me for Gotham stuff."
"Really what stuff?" Rocket asked clearly not buying it, making Zatanna giggle.
"Classified." Wally left before they could question much further.
"Is it just me or have those two been acting weird?" Rocket noted, if Artemis wasn't here she might as be the one to wonder what the heck was going on.
"Aren't they always acting weird?" Zatanna said turning to Conner who has known them longest.
"I didn't really notice but now that you mention it… nah. I'm going to check on Megan."
"Megan's still in the medical wing Superboy?" Rocket asked him as he began to walk away.
"What ever happened to her anyways?" Zatanna added curiously.
"Long story." Conner noticed they were walking with him now.
"Tell us!" both girls said in union.
[With Wally]
He entered the Batcave slouching. I'll just lay down my stomach should stop hurting in couple minutes…or hours.
Batgirl and Batman were training. Batgirl was dripping with sweat she saw Wally and found the perfect excuse to get a break.
"Oh look its Robin!" she said out of breath, Thank goodness.
He smiled at her then walked towards the elevator. He put his arm around his stomach he couldn't help it, he muttered an "Ow." He thought Batman and Batgirl would just ignore him but sadly for him Barbara was in desperate need for a break.
"BATMAN Stop! Didn't you here that Robin injured! It's probably serious! Maybe you should take him to the hospital! Hurry before it's too late!" She exaggerated starting pull Batman's cape.
Batman stood there completely calm and removed her hands from his cape. "Do the flip again. Don't mess it up."
She pouted and walked over to Robin. He looked at her a little worried, this girl's unpredictable.
She pulled his sweater and shirt up. "There see!" she pointed to his bruised stomach. He pulled his shirt down, "It's nothing." She stared at him, her eyes begging him to save her from Batman's training but with her cowl on he couldn't see her call of help. And he walked away.
She grabbed his arm and flipped him toward her. She gently poked his stomach. He winced.
"Cut it out." He said slightly angered.
"Seeeee." She tried again to convince Batman. Batman didn't respond at first but eventually he walked over to the two.
"Batgirl your dismissed. Robin stay." Batman he stated bluntly making her inwardly cheer. "Tomorrow we'll double your training."
This time Batgirl didn't inwardly groan. "Aw man."
Batman glared at her. She laughed awkwardly, "I mean aw man no more training for today hehe I'm leaving now."
Once she was gone Batman turned to Robin. "What happened."
"Well you see I was on my way over here when I heard a scream for help. I turned to see and I saw an old lady being attacked by some crooks. I'd thought I'd take them out easily but they weren't as scrawny as they looked, one kicked me in the stomach, threw a couple smoke bombs and handed them over to the cops." Wally lied cleverly.
"In your civvies?" Batman questioned.
Okay maybe not so cleverly."Uhhh…"
"The truth Dick."
"Okay. Artemis and I had a little disagreement." Wally told him, he wasn't going to add the details.
"What kind of 'disagreement'?" Batman clearly was not pleased.
"Oh you know this is what happened. The truth is… there I was sitting innocently on the couch talking with KF when Artemis comes stomping into the room a going on about how I took her hw and I'm like 'I don't have your hw' and she's like 'yes you do, give it back!'. And I was like 'well maybe kid flash took your damn hw' and she's like 'I'm going to beat you up if you don't give it to me right now!' and then I'm like 'What?' and next thing I know I'm on the floor and she's beating the shit out of me! I didn't even see it coming how was I supposed to react? But Wally pulled the crazy girl off of me and it was a happily ever after. The end." He beamed with pride with his new fib, exactly as I remember it.
"I'll have a talk with Artemis." The dark knight said getting into his car.
Wally waited for the man to leave before he said, "I'm screwed when he comes back, oh well I had a good life."
(With Dick)
Barry and Iris were over at Wally's house, all were eating dinner.
"Iris how's everything with you and Barry?" Mary asked her sister-in-law.
"Were fine.'' Iris said sending a small glare at Barry who was trying to steal some food off her plate.
"Any thoughts on having children?" Mary asked handing the salad over to her.
Barry chocked, "Kids? M-Mary we just got married."
"Actually Barry that's not such a bad idea. Wouldn't you like a little cousin to look after Wally?" Iris inquired, this time making Dick choke not expecting her to talk to him. Barry laughed, "Looks like I'm not the only one who's surprised."
"I guess?" Dick managed to mutter out. Cousins... I remember when I had one those….
"I still think it's too hurried we should wait a couple years!" Barry protested.
Iris laughed, "I was just kidding Barry! Of course we can wait a couple years or so. How would you imagine it Wally?" she asked her nephew who looked lost in thought.
"I guess, I think, maybe he or she will be jealous of me. You know cause I'll be older and be allowed to do more things. But it'd be cool to have younger cousins." Dick answered it remembering what it was like when he had his older cousin around.
"Mary, don't you think it'd be nice for Wally to have a younger sibling?" Iris asked turning the question to her. Rudolph tired not to choke.
Rudolph cleared his throat, "Iris, one is all we need."
"Says you." Mary grumbled under her breath.
"Yes Rudolph I'm just saying can you imagine it? How about you Wally a brother or sister?" Iris says, her eyes switching from her brother to her nephew.
"Uh.. I'd be cool to have a little brother." Dicks says while imagining, "Or a sister." He added quickly. What am I doing? Wally doesn't want siblings…I think… I shouldn't be making choices for him!
Mary turned eyed Rudolph concerned, he avoided eye contact.
"You know what? A dog is just as good. We're getting you a dog." Rudolph said quickly not wanting more of this conversation.
"Fine, may I please be excused?" Dick said politely.
Everyone stared at him, "Yes…?"Mary answered after a moment. Dick picked up his plate and WALKED to the sink to put his plate away then lightly jogged to Wally's room.
"Did you see tha?" Mary said stunned.
Rudolph smiled "Why are all you surprised you should be glad he's growing out of immaturity!"
"It's weird." Barry pointed out perplexed.
"Barry it's not weird, it's um, it's not normal." Iris clarified for her husband.
"Isn't that what I said? I hope that accident didn't change him…" Barry said troubled.
"What accident?" Marry yelled while Rudolph questioned either way both asked at the same time just with different reactions.
"Me and my big mouth." Barry sighed in annoyance with himself.
(Dick's in Wally's room; he began to text him.)
Dick: ur getting a dog, ur welcome
Wally: Wtf? COOL! How?
Dick: I don't know it just sorta happened what you up to?
Wally: Oh batman's gonna kill me so I'm going to lie here on this bed waiting for my stomach to stop hurting
Dick: what did you do?
Wally: Nothin! I swear it was Artemis's fault!
Dick: ur stupid what did you tell Batman?
Wally: I may have said something like Artemis is insane and attacked me
Dick: -_- that's not what happened
Wally: I know that and you know that but Batman doesn't need to know that!
Dick: Ur dead.
Wally: I figured that
Dick: was batgirl with you guys? She has my back on these things
Wally: she left before I explained
Dick: ok so you might want to start finding a hiding spot about now
Wally: nah I'll die with dignity lying here on this soft amazing bed
Dick: don't say I didn't warn ya
Wally: hey its ur body who's gona die
Dick: yeah with your mind!
Wally: ….Let me die in silence!
Dick: ….so wats ur favorite dog?:D
Wally: I hate u
Dick: a poodle it is :P
Wally: NO! bulldog no Pitbull something like that
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