HI EVERYBODY! grabs a shield and ducks away from the flying daggers I am sooo sorry that I haven't update in so long! I dont really want to make excuses but I have been so busy with school, drama with my friends, life...and my lazyiness. Yes, I know I'm a horrible person but hopefully this chappie will make everyone happy with me agian? well u tell me in a review! ADIOS! read & review!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of these characters..they are owned by the fabulous J.K Rowling! i only made up some toher people like Christine and the amazing Alexa!

Lily:

"What are you talking about, Christine?" Lily asked cautiously and turned to her two friends.

Alexa looked back at Lily, her mouth hanging open.

"What!" Lily asked, getting a bit nervous from all the stares. Lily noticed Christine rummaging through her bag until she seemed to find what she was looking for.

"Here," Christine passed Lily a compact mirror and slid away from her a bit, preparing for what was to come.

With shaking fingers, she opened the mirror, imagining all of the evil things this Marauder could have done. Then she held it up to her face, after a moment of hesitation, and looked into it.

…………..her deadly scream vibrated throughout the room.

Alexa:

Alexa looked on in horror at the murder scene that was about to unfold. Her chocolate eyes flickering to James' face for a moment. Pobre hombre…she thought sadly, he looked as if he were about to pee in his uniform Everyone knew that after this, Lily would blame him for it 100.

"Miss Evans?" Professor Mc Gonagall asked shaken….Lily didn't seem to hear her.

"Black." Lily spat out his name and advanced towards him, her right hand twitching near her robe's pocket. It didn't take a genius to know that that was where her wand was tucked in.

"May I help you…Evans?" Sirius replied calmly, still examining his cuticles. What is it with him and his nails? Alexa thought, Fruity much?

"Change it back," Lily gritted her teeth together, "NOW!"

"What in the name of Merlin is going on?" Mc Gonagall said confused all the outbursts.

Sirius looked up, his face showing boredom. Does this guy have any sense of self preservation? Lily glared at him and Alexa almost laughed. The feline hair style was actually pretty wicked...but this could get interesting.

"What if I said 'no' to our tempting offer?" He asked. Lily flashed out her wand in an instant and pointed it directly at his face in response.

"Miss. Evans!" The Professor cried out. Hijole, it's not everyday when you see your star pupil about to commit murder. She must be going loca!

Sirius raised an eyebrow at the raised wand, "What're you gonna do, huh Evans? Flash everyone your tiger-printed knickers!"

Haha…wait…Que dijo! What did he say! Alexa eyes almost burst out of her sockets. How does he….

"How do you know about that!" Lily whispered, her face as red as a tomato.

Alexa had already put two and two together. She caught James' eye and gave him a "NO! Why James! How could you?" look. Lily noticed this and turned on James with a ferocious glare. Uh oh…the tiger is coming out. He's gonna get it…

"YOU!" Lily screamed.

James jumped. "Me?" He croaked.

"Why did you have to tell him you perverted freak!" Lily's voice when low, "When I'm done with you, your limbs and eyes and tongue will be ripped off of your body! Then I hope your bloody and mangles corpse rots in HELL!"

"Lily, calm down!" Alexa stood up and grabbed her psychotic friend's arm.

"Alexa. Let. GO!"

"No, come on stop overreacting," Alexa reasoned, "They're just playing around to get you angry."

"Well it's definitely working." Lily muttered darkly.

"Yes Lily-bear, it's all a joke now please stop overreacting." Sirius' cold voice was laced with sarcasm, "Now let's see those wicked knickers of yours!"

He waved his wand, sending a strong gust of wind go through the classroom up ti Lily, making her skirt flow up and showing a part of her thigh. A shot of laughter rang out from the students. With a loud gasp, Lily desperately clawed at her raised skirt, trying to put it back down.

"Sirius!" James and Remus cried out at the same time.

Lily looked at Alexa, anguish and embarrassment and fury in her gaze. Alexa felt fury building up inside of her and her temper ready to burst. Oh no he did not!

The angry brunette pushed Lily out of the way and stormed up to Sirius, her nostrils flaring.

"You son of a…" BAM!

Alexa punched him right in the eye. All laughter was gone and dead silence replaced it.

Sirius stared shocked, into her hard eyes.

"What the…" He started but Alexa cut him off.

"Who in bloody hell do you think you are?" She exclaimed angrily. I'll teach him to not mess with my friends! "You think you can mess with anyone you want to!"

"Who do you think you are to mess with me, you bloody, stupid SPANIARD!" He yelled.

Oh so it's going to be like that, is it?...

With a loud growl, Alexa launched herself at the cocky black-haired boy, knocking both of them to the floor.

Alexa had the advantage because she was on top of him and punched him again. BAM!

"Te voy a mandar al infierno, estupido!" She yelled, giving him another taste of her fists.

Sirius rolled on top of her, grabbing a handful of her wavy hair, "Speak English you stupid bit…"

BAM! Alexa was on top of him again. BAM! BAM! BAM!

Around the fighting a large ring of students circled Sirius and Alexa, clapping and excited shouts coming from them. Most of the cries rooting for Sirius came from the female population…of course.

BAM! Alexa heard a loud "crack" and it was then followed by a girlish scream coming form under her. She stopped in mid punch and looked down. Did I just break something? Sure enough, Sirius' nose was bend at an odd angle and gushing blood.

"MY NOSE!" Sirius held it gingerly, "You killed my perfect nose!"

Alexa snorted out loud. "Oops, I'm sorry!" She exclaimed, sarcastically, "Did I just give you a boo-boo?"

"That's it!" Sirius made a noise similar to a kind of war cry and reached out for her face. Alexa quickly grabbed her wand and was about to curse him into oblivion when a pair of hands roughly grabbed a hold of Sirius and Alexa's collars and pulled them up.

"That's enough! Mr. Black, Mr. Potter, Miss. Espinoza and Miss. Evans…DETENTION!"

A/N: did u like it? wow took me a while to write though haha..in case you're wondering...I am spanish so that's why there is spanish and i just HAD to create a coolish spanish girl! just had to! thanks for reading i love u guys! leave me a review..i wanna know what u think so far! XP