The Vortex
Based on Harry Potter Puppet Pals The Vortex, me and my best friend love Harry Potter Puppet Pals
AN Some cats might be a little OC in this.
I strongly advise you to watch The Vortex before reading this, I tried my best but it might not be enough.
Some things I had to change do to the character description.
Disclaimer: I do not own Cats or Harry Potter Puppet Pals.
Characters:
Harry: Etcetera= Cettie
Hermione: Mr Mistoffelees= Misto
Ron: Pouncival= Ponce
Snape: Rum Tum Tugger= Tugger
Dumbledore: Old Deuteronomy= Old D
Tugger: In slow motion the flowers fell from my hand and shattered like glass and when I looked into the mirror I saw I was a beautiful milkmaid. And then I woke up crying, I don't know why.
Old D: Well I once had a dream where I was a baby pig living on a farm, oink, oink.
Tugger: No you don't understand this was a life changing vision I may never be the same,
Cettie runs in and pushes Tugger out of the way.
Cettie: Old D! We need your help, magical emergency!
Old D: Oh boy let's go!
Old D and Cettie walk away.
Misto: Old D, Ponce is trapped in an alternant dimension.
Old D: Oh not again.
Ponce: *Inside the vortex.* Oh it's the most terrible thing it tickles in all the wrong ways.
Cettie: It wouldn't happen if you weren't so fat. What do we do Old D?
Old D: Fetch me the problem stick.
Cettie walks away.
Ponce: *Still inside.* Oh I think I'm going through puberty.
Misto: Just don't go into the light Ponce.
Cettie comes back on carrying the problem stick.
Cettie: Huh. Here it is.
Old D: Oh it's my old friend. *Mumbling. * Let's see if I still know who to do this.
Old D pokes the vortex with the problem stick it disappears and Ponce falls out.
Cettie: Are you ok Ponce?
Ponce is wearing glasses and a leather jacket.
Ponce: *Cool voice.* You kidding me? Man Cettie I've never felt better! I'm a man now. What's up Misto? (I know Misto is a boy. Neither him or Ponce are gay, it's just what it says.)
Misto: Oh Ponce.
Ponce: It's Poncealdo now. What's up Old D?
Old D: Wow. You're much cooler than Cettie.
Cettie: What?
Ponce: Let's have a beach party. In London!
Old D, Ponce and Misto start dancing.
Cettie: NO, NO! Pituitarius shrinkidinkius!
Ponce turns to normal.
Cettie: I rule the Junkyard you hear! I'm top Jellicle! No one can have more testosterone than me! Cos I'm Etcetera. I'm the Jellicle who lived. I'm Etcetera ok?
Ponce: I'm so sorry Cettie.
Cettie: Good, now let's have a dance party in London.
Music starts and Cettie starts dancing.
Cettie: Yeah! Etcetera! Yeah! Etcetera that's me!
Everyone else starts dancing.
Cettie: My name is Etcetera I'm the Queen of the Junkyard.
I'm better than everybody in the Junkyard.
I am awesome all the girls know my name.
Et- ce- te-ra, that is my name,
Etcetera, Etcetera.
Do the shoo-be-doa's.
Old D, Ponce and Misto: Shoobedoa, Shoobedoa.
Cettie: Yeah! I defeated Macavity when I was a baby,
I was even awesome when I was a baby.
Old D, Ponce and Misto: Shoobedoa, Shoobedoa.
Cettie: Both my parents died when I was a baby,
I grew up abused without any love.
Old D, Ponce and Misto: Shoobedoa, Shoobedoa.
Cettie: Etcetera.
Old D, Ponce and Misto: Shoobedoa, Shoobedoa.
Cettie: Etcetera.
Cettie: Etcetera.
Old D, Ponce and Misto: Shoobedoa, Shoobedoa.
Cettie: Etcetera. Etcetera. That's me!
Cettie pants heavily.
Cettie: You guys are my best friends you know that?
Misto: Oh, Cettie.
Old D: You're gonna be alright Cettie. My girl.
Old D hugs Cettie.
Misto: We'll always love you Cettie.
Misto hugs Cettie.
Ponce: I love you too,*Ponce tries to hug Cettie.*
Cettie: You've got to wait before you hug me Ponce.
Ponce: Huh?
