Implications - Passing Notes Can Be A Good Thing
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Set in Lily the Marauder's third year, an Arithmacy class on a Friday the lesson just after breakfast. This is on notes that are being passed around among the group, etc...
KEY
Lily
James
Remus
Sirius
Peter
Howdy peoples.
Hi.
Hey, Prongs.
Hows it going?
Pretty awful.
Why?
After I went to the Library this morning, some Slytherins shot a bat-bogey hex at me from behind!
Pitiful... attacking an unarmed wizard.
And then these massive boogers came out of my nose and turned into-
We don't need to know the details.
Hi boys.
Hey Evans!
I saw what happened this morning.
Really?
Yes, I was walking down a near corridor when they attacked you. That was very uncalled for.
I know. I think it was Bellatrix and Avery.
They're so cruel. I reckon they haven't smiled since the age of two.
I don't reckon they will ever smile.
Let's stop talking about them, it's a waste of parchment.
You can say that again
Let's stop talking about them, it's a waste of parchment.
Now who's wasting parchment?
Your mum.
Your face-
Is absolutely beautiful.
In your own little pitiful world.
Nothing about me is pitiful.
Except for the way you walk around as if you own the place.
But I do!
Not.
Yes, I do!
If you owned Hogwarts we'd all be either working as your slaves or dead.
That's a bright way to look at it.
I reckon we'd all be dead.
I'll have to live up to my expectations then won't I.
Or you could surprise us and treat us as normal.
That's absurd!
You know what I think?
No I don't.
What?
I think you're all absolutely mad.
Why thank you, Lily-flower!
It was meant as an insult.
I'm still going to take it as a compliment.
You are strange.
And I am still an arsehole, what's new?
Well, you are right for once.
That's not new.
Is to me.
That's because you're never around when I do something positive.
That's because you never do anything 'positive', Potter.
You'd be surprised.
If you went two weeks without hexing an innocent student.
Is that a challenge?
I believe it was implied.
Challenge accepted. I'm not allowed to hex innocent people for two weeks.
Ok, deal.
This'll be funny.
No it won't.
You're right. I will be the definition of hilarity.
No, Moony trying to balance a pack of exploding snap on his nose would be the definition of hilarity.
You've done that Remus?
Only because they said they would eat my secret chocolate stash if I didn't!
Well it's not very secret is it?
No. Padfoot raided it last week.
PADFOOT!
Yes Moony?
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
I'm scared!
YOU SHOULD BE!
Oh, I'm shaking in my seat!
I'M GOING TO GET YOU BACK WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!
But now that you've told me I'll expect it when I least expect it...?
Mad-boy-say-wha?
I don't know but it didn't make any sense.
He never makes sense.
Neither do you.
Yes I do. You just haven't deciphered the code yet.
I don't think anyone has.
I'm just complex like that.
Yes, very.
Are you ready for Quidditch tryouts, Prongs?
Yeah. Do you want to warm up for tomorrow after school today?
Sure! I need to practice a bit before the tryouts.
If you warm up today won't you be tired and cold by tomorrow?
Evans my deer, you need to play Quidditch to understand.
I understand perfectly!
Being stubborn as always...
I am not!
Example...
You're so infuriating!
And you're so beautiful.
Nice joke.
I wasn't joking!
...
Evans?
...
I wasn't joking! I truly think you're beautiful!
...
I was not being sarcastic!
He does think you're beautiful, Lily.
He never shuts up about you.
Evans?
...
Oh great. Now she hates me even more.
I didn't know that was possible.
Neither did I.
You guys really know how to cheer me up.
It's just another skill I posses.
You mean it's just another skill you lack.
I agree with Moony.
I second that.
You guy really know how to cheer me up.
My specialty.
Cheer up guys! We'll get you to as soon as possible.
We'll take you for your weekly checkup.
I feel so appreciated.
Me too.
...
Let your light shine!
What the hell?
What light?
Did you get that from a Shakespeare book?
What's Shakespeare?
Never mind.
Do you mean like if we have a lightbulb inside of us we need to open our mouthes to let the light out?
No.
So what does it mean then?
I think it means we need to try our best.
So you mean to try to be like Moony?
Yeah.
Is there some hidden message in there or something?
Probably.
Okay.
You want to know what I think?
No.
Not in particular.
Nope!
Well I'm going to tell you anyway.
Be prepared for a load of sentimental crap.
You're a load of sentimental crap.
No, YOU are!
No, PADFOOT IS A LOAD OF CRAP!
BAMBI IS A PIECE OF SHIT!
LASSIE IS A LOAD OF DOG POO!
SO IS YOUR FACE!
SO IS YOUR MUM!
I KNOW!
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!
JUST THE IMPORTANT THINGS!
YOU DON'T THINK ANYTHING IS IMPORTANT!
I NEVER SAID I DID!
BUT IT WAS IMPLIED!
I DIDN'T MEAN TO IMPLY IT!
THAT'S THE MESSAGE I GOT!
I'm sorry.
It's okay. I'm sorry too.
Apology accepted.
Boys...
Lily-flower!
Evans! I wasn't being sarcastic before, I'm sor-
I know.
Does that count as forgiveness?
It counts as acceptance.
Same thing really.
Lily?
What.
How's Snape going?
Fine. He didn't appreciate the enlargment of his nose funny though.
I find that surprising!
Ha ha. Why do you have to be so mean to him?
Because he's a Slytherin.
And you're a Griffindor. Big woop.
There is a massive difference between Slytherins and Griffindors.
I know but that's only because you make it so big. What happened to house unity.
That idea was chucked out the window when McGonagall tried to make a Griffindor/Ravenclaw team vs Hufflefuff/Slytherin Quidditch match. That was awful!
I remember that vividly.
Evans, there's no point in being Snape's message girl and trying to stop our world ranking pranks. We are the Marauders and we have a reputation to uphold.
How dense can you get?
*The bell goes for the end of the lesson and Lily storms out of the room with her book bag hung messily over her shoulder.*
"Well that was successful!" said Sirius in a very sarcastic voice.
"Yeah, thanks for that last bit, Padfoot." James said angrily and rushed after Lily to try to reason with her.
"Padfoot, can you please try to restrain all of this-"Remus gestured up and down Sirius "-when Lily is around?"
"But you just gestured to all of me." replied Sirius.
"Exactly." Remus confirmed.
"I'm not finding anyone is being very nice today." Sirius grumbled as he, Remus and Peter walked out of the room.
"I don't think you're being very nice today either, Padfoot." said Remus.
*THE END OF CHAPTER 10*
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