Chapter 10

"Spiderman?" Hellboy said. "Nine hundred and ninety one years later, and Spiderman is still running around New-New York?"

"Hey, what are you on? Nine hundred and ninety one years later? Please! You'd have to be from the year 2008 to know that--"

Spiderman looked at Hellboy. "--You're from the year 2008?"

Hellboy nodded as he finished cuffing Spiderman.

"Let's go!" Iron Man said and turned to return back to the BPRD: 2999 Building.

Ten seconds later when Iron Man looked back, all his Iron Soldiers that had accompanied them to the problem were now laying flat on their backs unconscious on the ground.

"Would you believe I'm not the hero 'round these parts?" Spiderman said.

Spiderman jumped into the air and spun backwards and shot a stream of web-fluid at Iron Man while doing so.

The web-stream spat straight onto Iron Man's visor, blocking his visor's vision systems.

"Damn it, Hellboy! Get after them!" Iron Man yelled, trying to take the web fluid from his face.

There was a pause of silence.

"Hellboy?" no reply.

"Don't worry about the web-fluid." Spiderman yelled from a distance. "It'll ware off in about two hours!" he sniggered.

Once Iron Man had turned around that time, Hellboy had broken the cuffs off of Dodger and told him the plan.

Next thing Iron Man saw was five unconscious Iron Soldiers and a face full of web-fluid.

Hellboy had then broken off Spiderman's cuffs and off they ran, escaping from Iron Man and the BPRD. Hellboy was free once again.

Spiderman whistled to himself happily as he strolled down the road with Dodger and Hellboy.

"So…" Hellboy said. "…you are a hero? Because I'm confused." he said to Spiderman.

"Yes, I'm a hero. But an unregistered one. Iron Man hates my guts for that."

"I see. And you?" Hellboy asked Dodger.

"Me? I'm as evil as the person that blew up the Earth!" Dodger exclaimed.

"Right…so…this was all a--"

Before Hellboy got to finish his sentence, another meta-person started dashing towards them.

He wore a black and red costume resembling Spiderman as well as a mask, without the web markings though. The costume was red and black, red in the middle and black going down the sides.

"Comingthroughcomingthrough! They'reaftermethey'reaftermethey'reafterme!

Skrullsskrullsskrullsskrulls!" he yelled as he zoomed past them as fast as he could.

"Who was that?" Dodger asked, confused.

"That was Deadpool the mercenary for hire who has a big mouth! Spiderman, yank him back in!" Hellboy said.

"Right, Boss!" he replied.

Spiderman aimed his wrists at Deadpool and shot two web-streams at him, both streams wrapping around Deadpool's waist.

"Now reel him in!" Hellboy ordered.

YANK!

Spiderman tugged on the webs as hard as he could, sending Deadpool flying towards them at ninety miles an hour. He landed on the ground in front of them with a hard thud.

"Oof!" he gasped, the breath knocked out of him. "Letmego! Igottaescapetheskrulls!"

Hellboy wrapped his arms around Deadpool to prevent him from escaping them. "Slow down! You're speaking to fast! Now tell me what's going on?" he asked.

"T-t-t-the S-S-Skrulls'! Them is after me!!!!" Deadpool yelled, falling over his words.

"Skrulls!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!" Spiderman gasped. "I thought they only existed in our ancestors myths!!!!????!!!!"

"G-g-g-guess again! Them is back! And them isn't happy! Them is starting an invasion!!!!!!!!" Deadpool exclaimed, still falling over his words. "I never seended you before! Who is yah, an' what's yer business?" he asked pointing his hand gun at Hellboy's forehead.

"Me is Hellboy." he mocked. "And I'm the one who's going to help stop this Skrull Invasion, whether you like it or not!"

Hellboy: 2999 10 "Guest-Starring Spider-Man!"