A/N: I like this chapter lots!

Disclaimer: I don't own Black Butler, only my OC's and their roles in the story.

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Chapter 10: Funny Loving Dead Man.

It was just another morning in the Phantomhive manor, Ciel has begun his work in his office when his black butler walk inside the room after knocking and shows Ciel a pile of letters from many different people.

"Young Master, yet more letters for you have arrived today."

Ciel looks up from his paper work to see the pile and begins to read each one with a bored look on his face.

"The season is nearly over, damned idlers. Yet they're all in search of guests for their silly balls… Nothing good happens in London."

Sebastian didn't comment about the Earl's words and begins to make a list of delinked invites to each and everyone's ball.

"Earl war-wick… Baron bath… Countess gartland… Wait."

Sebastian stops writing and looks over to the child with a raise eyebrow. Ciel continues to stare at the seal of the letter he is holding.

"This is…

Later

"YES! A VACATION!"

I scream with joy as I ran right on out of the carriage me, Ciel, and Sebastian were in.

"Miss Monggle..."

Ciel try to calls over my shouting of saying 'I'm on a Va-ka' over and over until he has had enough of this and shouts over me.

"WHY DID I LET YOU TAG ALONG?!"

I stop and stare at him with a puppy dog face and he quickly knew remember why. Sebastian only smiles at us before we started walking over to another Phantomhive manor but it's not as big as the original one.

"It has been a while since the young Master came to the town house."

"I wouldn't be here if not for 'that letter'… There are so many people, you can't even walk properly."

Sebastian smiles once again as he opens the front doors for us and we walk inside. I smile in amazement at the design of the main hall way and begin to look around.

"It may prove a nice respite for you to leave the manor sometimes."

The butler begins, smiling wider.

"Those four are nowhere to be found here, so you will be able to spend your days in peace."

I stop looking around in the main hall when I heard something and look over to the two in worry.

"Are you sure the servants aren't here?"

"Of course, Miss Monggle."

I point to the door where I'm hearing noises coming from.

"Then why do I hear someone or something behind this door?"

The two blink in confusion before walking over to the door I am pointing to and Ciel opens the door, showing that someone is here but it wasn't just one person. There were three in the room. In the room is a tall woman in red, a Chinese guy, and another guy in normal clothing with a red bow in his low pony tail hair style. They seem to be looking for something too.

"Good heavens, where do they keep the tea in this house?"

"I don't see it anywhere."

"You're not going to find it there, ah- ha- ha!"

"Now! Now! You never know!"

I walk over to Ciel's and Sebastian's side to see their faces went pale in shock. Ciel came out of the shock state first and yell at the three people.

"MADAM RED!? LAU!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE…!?"

He shouted, getting the three to look over to us.

"Oh! You got here rather quickly."

Two of them said as the red bow pony tail guy watches us in worry. The woman in red smiles.

"I've come to see my lovely nephew, who told me he was making his way to London."

The woman then smiles wider at me.

"And you must be Miss Monggle! I finally get to meet you at long last."

I blink at the woman in confusion. When did Ciel tell me- wait, DID SHE SAID 'NEPHEW?!'

"Do you remember me?"

Madam Red asks walking over to me as I made another confused face. When did I met-! Oh! She must have been talking about last week when the servants were trying to catch the mice! I nod my head at the woman who smile warmly at me. Lau, that other guy spoke to Ciel.

"Why, hello, Lord Earl. I heard rumors that something of interest is afoot."

Ciel went back to being pale face while Sebastian bows down before them.

"We apologies for not being able to greet our honorable guests. I will have elevenses ready momentarily, so please wait a while."

The butler spoke and begins to turn around to the kitchen while we all left the room to a living room and waited until Sebastian came walking back in with a tray of tea and my coffee.

"Today, the tea is Jackson's 'Earl Grey'."

Lau quickly ask about what is in the other tea bot and the butler answer with this:

"Miss Monggle's 'normal style coffee'."

Yeah… There were so many kinds of coffee, I didn't know what was good or not good and I couldn't remember what the names were so I just call it all 'Normal style coffee'… The guests but the guy with the red bow in his hair took a taste of the tea while I get my cup of coffee from Sebastian.

"Earl Grey can taste different!?"

Madam Red comment with a shock face when she took a sip of it. She then looks over to the guy with the red bow.

"Grelle, you should follow his example."

I look over to the Grelle guy in thought.

"Y-yes…"

So this guy must also be a butler… But the way Madam Red just spoke to him, I don't think he is a very good one. Maybe he needs a helping hand? I'm sure he'll get better in no time if I help him out! But first… I want my coffee right now so another time.

"In any case…"

Madam Red spoke again but this time with a sick grin when Sebastian came by to put down a small plate with an awesome looking mini size cake on it.

"… You are a most handsome fellow…"

She just grabs the butler's ass cheeks and rubs them, catching him off guard while I almost drop my coffee in shock before bursting out in loud laughs as Ciel made a look of horror while the rest look away with blushes.

"… No, matter how many times I look at you! Why don't you come to my place instead of working at a manor house!?"

I continue to laugh until I fell right off of my chair with my coffee cup falling down next to me when I stop laughing and noticed that Grelle is staring at Sebastian's ass and I slowly form a grin. So in my dream there's gay love, huh? SWEET! Ciel has had enough of the woman's ass touching display and shouts at her.

"AHEM! Madam Red!"

"Ah, sorry. I couldn't help myself!"

She spoke as the butler quickly steps away from the pervy woman as I get right back up onto my seat with my now empty coffee cup when the woman in red appears out of nowhere in front of me, touching my boobs!

"AH!"

"My, my, Miss Monggle! I was hoping you would be a B cup, not an A cup! And why are you wearing men's clothing?"

"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"

I scream, trying to get away when Madam Red stops me and continues when Ciel stands up and glares at her with a blush on his cheeks.

"MADAM RED!"

"Sorry!"

She went back to her chair while I cover my boobs with my arms in a deep blush. I… Have… Been… Touched… By… A… WOMAN! END THIS GOD DAMN DREAM NOW! Ciel tries calming down before speaking to her and Lau.

"… Let's get right down to it… A Few days ago, a prostitute was killed in Whitechapel."

I made a surprise look at the news.

"Ah, that incident the papers have been making a fuss over, yes? I know of it. But… There must be something more to it since you're here."

Madam Red said with a smirk, looking right at Ciel with her leg over lapping her other leg.

"Yes, this is no simple murder. It is psychotic… Better yet, abnormal. That's what concerns 'her'."

"What do you mean?"

Lau asks, taking a bite of his cake dish.

"The victim, Mary Ann Nichols… Was ripped to shreds with some sort of specialized cutting instrument."

My eyes went wide in horror. I felt my heart race as my mind went at a blank state, meaning I wasn't sure how to react to this fearful news.

"The city police and the local prostitutes have dubbed the killer… 'Jack The Ripper'."

Jack The… What? That sounds so… Didn't I learn that from history class back in high school? Wait… Isn't the Jack The Ripper case made in the year of 1888? So my dream… It took me to the year of 1888… Ciel took another sip of his tea.

"I too hurried to London to verify the situation."

Lau then smiles before taking a sip of his own tea and speak.

"And I too am very curious… To see what the Queen's Watchdog will sniff out. However… Have you the courage to gaze upon the scene of the crime?"

Ciel was silent for the first few seconds.

"…What are you getting at?"

"The darkness and bestial odour that saturates the scene will eat away at those with the same karma. You may be trapped in madness should you set foot there. Are you prepared… For that… Earl Phantomhive?"

Lau asks, walking up to him and puts his hand lightly onto the boy's cheek. Ciel didn't make a move to push him away and spoke back to the older man in a serious tone.

"I am here to eliminate the source of 'her' distress. Do not waste my time with your worthless questions."

"-Yes, lovely. Very lovely indeed, those eyes of yours. Well, since that's now been decided, let's be off, Lord Earl!"

Lau said, grabbing the boy's hand and was about to be off when Madam Red stops him.

"NOW WAIT! Really!? Men have no patience! At least relax and finish your tea. Then I'll join you too."

Lau thought about it before sitting down and letting go of Ciel's hand, whom went back to his own seat.

"So where is this crime scene, Lau?"

The woman in red asks, getting the man to look over with a smirk.

"Did you not know… Madam?"

She shook her no head after taking a sip. I frown when I realize I lost my coffee when I fell down, laughing.

"Then I suppose we'll have to ask someone around here."

Me and Madam Red glare at the man right then and then when we heard him say this.

"YOU WERE BABBLING ON WHEN YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOURSELF!?"

We both shouted at him while he sighs.

"Quiet down."

Ciel spoke, making a sigh of his own.

"No one said we were going to the crime scene."

"Eh?"

"We wouldn't be able to do much anyways because the place is already full of spectators. And the yard won't take kindly to me going there either."

Madam Red's face turns serious at his words.

"Then what do you plan to do?"

Lau quickly got the idea of what Ciel had in mind before the Earl Child could even begin to say it.

"My lord… Don't tell me-!"

"Yes, that's right."

I blink a few times in wonder. Who or what are they now talking about? Ciel's face went a little pale at the thought of something unknown.

"I'd like to avoid it myself, but that isn't an option. He is the most reliable source of information regarding crimes like this."

Ciel spoke, now getting up with us following him. I was the last to follow the group because I wanted to ask Sebastian as too whom they are talking about.

"Sebastian?"

"Yes, Miss Monggle?"

"Um… Who are they talking about? Who's this 'he'?"

Sebastian gives me one of those smiles of his and said:

"You will see."

Later

"So…"

Lau begins, staring up at a large creepy and very old sign in thought before looking over to the rest of us with smiles.

"Where are we?"

"WEREN'T YOU JUST ACTING LIKE YOU KNEW ALL ABOUT IT!?"

Madam Red shouted, causing her butler to freak out because he is standing right next to her so she kind of shouted right into his ear… I frown at this action and wanted to see if Grelle is okay from the yelling. Sebastian still had on his fake smiles and answer to Lau's question.

"The young Master's acquaintance is an Under Taker."

Huh? A Under Taker? What's that? We all walk into the building until I stop Grelle by tapping onto his shoulder. He turns around in worry.

"Are you okay?"

He blinks at me at my question before forming a small smile.

"I'm f-fine. Though I don't not know why you ask me a question such as too that…"

I gave him a smile.

"I'm just asking because Madam Red yelled into your ear earlier."

Grelle's face turns one into surprise and blushes in embarrassment when he realizes I was asking because of what happen to his ear.

"O-oh… Th-that… I am fine, t-thank you for showing kindness trowds m-me…"

I smile at him before walking inside the room with Grelle following slowly behind me. Right when we both enter the building, Ciel took a deep breath and spoke up, looking around in the dark room.

"Are you in… Under Taker?"

Right after he ask out loud, we already heard a creepy laugh from out of nowhere!

"…Hee! Hee… I have been expecting you…"

Just then we heard a door being slowly open up so we all look over to the door to see a pale white hand with long, sharp, black finger nails.

"I bid ye wellllllllcome, lord Earl…"

The lights then turn on and we found out that he didn't come out of a door but out of an old looking coffin. What. The. Hell.

"Has your lordship finally decided to step into the coffin I've made especially for you…!?"

Ciel's face turn into a face that show he wasn't pleased with this question. On the other hand, I, Grelle, Lau, and Madam Red were freaking out that the guy was even in a damn coffin to begin with! I look over to see if Sebastian was freak out too when I stare at him with eyes wide. HE'S JUST F**KING SMILING AT THE GUY!

"I think not. Today I am-!"

"You don't need to put it in words."

The Under Taker cuts him off, putting his creepy hand in front of Ciel's face before putting it back to his form.

"I understand veeeeery well… What milord wishes to say. She wasn't a 'client' in the 'ordinary folk' sense of the word. See, I cleaned her up riiiiiight and nice and pretty."

I and Grelle begin to back away in fear, holding each other until I realize what we were doing and back away from the butler as he didn't noticed neither me nor the problem I realized.

"… I want to hear about it."

Ciel spoke in a clam voice. How can he put up with this guy?

"Then let's have a chat. I'll make some tea or something. Won't you just take a seat somewhere over there?"

He said, pointing to nothing but coffins- oh… He wants us to sit on the coffins!?

Later

Once he got out tea and some of us sit down onto the wooden coffins with cups fill of tea, Under Taker spoke to us in a clam matter.

"Now then… You want to hear about Jack The Ripper, yessss?"

Ciel nods his head yes at the creepy man.

"The Yard's starting to get their knickers in a bunch about it now, but… This isn't the first time I've had a client like that."

We all seemed surprised at his words.

"Not the first time? What do you mean?"

Madman Red asks, not liking the idea of sitting on a coffin. Under Taker takes out a jar of what looks like doggie bone cookies and puts one into his mouth before answering the woman. EWWWW!

"In the past, there've been a number of cases… Involving murdered whores. But their intensity and cruelty to escalate. The yard failed to take notice because the murders weren't terribly bloody at the outset… But all the prostitutes killed in Whitechapel had a little something in common."

I blink in confusion and spoke up.

"Something in common? What do you mean by that?"

Under Taker looks over to me while nibbling onto his dog bone cookie and smirks.

"Well, what could it be?'

He finishes his cookie and closes the lid of the jar.

"Whatever could it be? Would you like to know Miss…?"

"Monggle."

For some reason, Under Taker's eyes went wide under his long silver bangs but none of us noticed the shock face he had on and begins to smirk wider.

"Miss Monggle…"

Lau then thought of what the creepy man is getting at.

"I see. That's how it is. Being an Under Taker is only his façade for normal society. How much do you want for the information?"

"HOW MUCH!?"

We all flinch at the man's yelling as Under Take runs right into the man's face, causing him to back away on his sit as far as he could.

"I DO NOT DESIERE A SINGLE ONE OF THE QUEEN'S COINS. Now milord…"

Under Taker turns his head over to Ciel with a creepy smile.

"Give it go to me."

He spoke in a whisper, causing Ciel to finally go pale as I started thinking pervy thoughts and blush a deep red. Sebastian gives me a confusion look before looking back over to the crazy man and Ciel.

"Bestow upon me the choicest 'laughter'…! Then I shall tell you anything…!"

My blush went away when I heard him say he just wanted a really good laugh at a joke. Huh… Sadly, I can't help with jokes for I suck at telling jokes. Under Taker went lying onto the counter with his belly, drooling at a thought unknown to all of us. Ciel whispers something to his butler and the black butler didn't say anything back as Lau stood up and spoke to us all.

"PEOPLE HAVE CALLED ME THE SLEEPING TIGER OF NEW YEAR'S PRTIES IN SHANG-HAI! AND NOW, I SHALL… DEMONSTRATE THAT IN FULL!"

A Few Minutes Later

"A fool on the futon."

What the f**k… Lau you suck so bad at joke telling.

"You'll never do, Lau."

Madman Red spoke, walking past the said man while Under Taker looked very bored.

"Very well… MADMAN RED, STAR OF SOCIAL CIRCLES… SHALL SHARE WITH YOU HER BEST TALE!"

A Few More Minutes Later

I cover my ears at this very pervy joke Madam Red is telling. She seems to think it's very funny, laughing after telling each part but Under Taker was still not pleased with this joke and took out of nowhere red tape with a big X on it and slaps Lau and Madam Red's mouths shut. I giggle at that and because of his actions I'm starting to like this guy too. He turns to the three of us with his grin.

"That makes only you three. The last time, I was a bit generous if I do say so myself… But no specials this time. Miss Monggle, do you have a good joke?"

He looks at me with hopes writing on his face. I gave him a surprise look but sadly shook my head no.

"Sorry, I'm really bad at jokes."

"Awwwwwwwww!"

Ciel makes fists in anger as Sebastian walks ahead of me with a blank look on his face.

"It appears there is nothing for it. I will tell Under Taker a joke."

"Sebastian!?"

Under Taker smirks at him.

"Ohhh…? Master Butler's having a go, now is he?"

Sebastian then looks over to us all.

"Everyone, please step outside if you would."

We all blink in confusion.

"S-Sebastian-!"

He looks over to us with a cold stare.

"You must not, under any condition, peek inside…"

We all left the building and waited for only about a minute until we all jump when we heard the Under Taker laughing loudly so we took that as a sign to walk right back on in with shock looks on our faces. Sebastian smiles at us all while the crazy man continues to laugh loudly.

"Please come in. He has agreed to speak to us."

I gave the butler a good long stare. This guy is so like superman! Under Taker then stops laughing by taking a few deep breaths but he found himself giggling every few seconds.

"Well… To get back to the matter at… GUH FU…! I'll tell you anything you wish to know… GUH- HEH- HEH… For a while now… I've occasion ally had…"

Under Taker took a deep breath again and smile at us all in his creepy way.

"Clients who are… How shall I say…? Lacking, you see?"

"… Lacking?"

"Yes, quite lacking. Their innards… That is."

We all went eye wide again in horror as Under Taker wraps his arms around a fake human body stand and continues.

"Before my clients can rest easy on their beds, I must get them nice and clean, yes? And examining them as I do my duty is a little hobby of mine, you see?"

Lau didn't fully understand.

"So they were all lacking a kidney of somesuch? In that case, the killer is a loan shark or the like…"

Under Taker only shook his head no.

"Chinese cellar rats think up the most disturbing things! That's not what I meant."

Lau didn't look pleased with that come back.

"It is something only a prostitute… A girl would possess. Each was missing… Her uterus."

I didn't feel okay with hearing that. I wish I didn't give Ciel the puppy eye dog face to get him to let me go with him and Sebastian now… He did warn me that this isn't the time to chill and hang out in the city of London after all…

"Lately I've been seeing a rise in such 'clientele' all of a sudden… And their crimson 'rouge' is becoming gaudier by the day. It's all keeping me very busy."

Sebastian then spoke up with another blank look on his face.

"Even with few passersby, committing murder on the street… Moreover, in the dead of night… Would it not be difficult for an amateur to cut out the womb with the necessary precision?"

He asks getting the man to smile wider.

"Quite the bright candle, aren't we Master Butler? I have considered that myself. Well, let's see… First I'd take something sharp… And slash the throat… Then I'd cut riiiiiight here… And Steal away the little precious."

He said, using Ciel's body as an example without touching him.

"The 'skill' involved… And… 'The lack of hesitation' points to a professional. And most likely, someone of the 'Under World' at that. And that is why I knew you would come here, milord."

Under Taker said before laughing like a mad man as we took this new info and left the building.

A/N: I wish the book chapters weren't so damn long though! Please wait for as long as you can because I know I've been posting later then I normally do on my other stories before this one. Bye-bye!