This is about Jake Dick, who, if you remember, killed Ham. Now everyone knew nothing of the reason. So the police were after him, and he happened to be eating fish and chip at his house...
CHAPTER ONE:THE GREAT LUMP!
The police arrived. "You've had your chips" said police officer Ican'tdoit. "No, I haven't. I'm eating my fish." "WHAT! Okay, what HAVE you had?" "My potatoes. Want some chips?" "No, I'm taking you to Jail." "We'll... we could have a chat. Eat a few pies."
"I'm taking you to jail. Get him." "Yeah, boss." "No, you." "YOU. I do it all the time. You're just too lazy. Here, why don't we have a few chips?" Police officer 2 ate several chips. "Get out!" shouted Police officer 1. "Now, you, boy, come with me." "No, I have to create a time machine. I must!" "Nonsense" shouted police officer 1.
Bang! Jake was in jail. There was a note: Please escape. I left the key in my butt. Go and poo.
Jake couldn't poo. He started eating his own butt. Then, he had a idea. Why not, if he ever got out, serve his butt for dinner? Yes. Perfect! But the key was not there. Suddenly, just as he was about to take another bite, some poo came out, right into his face. In his mouth, too. The key was also there. He spat it out. Suddenly the poo came to life. "I am the amazing poo, and I'm going to throw myself at you!" "What. Could he be dreaming? He pinched himself. Just to make sure, he pinched the poo, too. (The next part to be sung) "Give it, give it, give it to me. The metal hook-thing called a key!" "Only if you would eat me more. Otherwise life is such a bore.!" "Oh, no, I will not now, you taste like some slime and a cow!" "Right then, I'll build a machine. It will have leavers and a load of steam." "Will it go into the past? I hope you can as this is you're last." "Okay, I'll do it now." He did it. Then, there was a pow! (Stop singing) The machine started operating. Jake and the poo walked inside. Well, the poo slithered. "Have any sticky notes?" Jake asked. "No" replied the poo. "Well, let's go!"