Werewolf Flying Squirrel
K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K A K A I K A I B K A I B A KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAIBA KAI-
k: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!
URGENT MESSAGE FROM HEADQUARTERS...OPEN OR SAVE?
k: well just open, I have enough junk on this thing...
Legolas: Hey Ka-
k: Don't! Don't say my name with that word before it.
Legolas: What word? Kaiba?
k: No! looks around Hey.
Legolas: Yes?
k: No don't say it, you don't continue to say it or ask if you can because you can't. It's dangerous.
Legolas: I did not get a single thought from that. Do you want anything to eat?
k: Do yo have any ceral by any chance?
Legolas: What's that? We're in the woods Kaiba, next to the pond that we threw that evil-what's-his-name into.
k: You mean Visser 3 right?
Legolas: Yeah that's him. I can get some berries or shoot something.
k: For goodness' sake, don't drag anything in here, you'll ruin my laptop. I've installed solar power, so it'll have a good backup source of energy. continues
Legolas: I'll get the berries...glares at laptop and I'll save some juice for you! walks off
k: Did he just say something? Anyway, what is that message?
THERE IS A WEREWOLF FLYING SQUIRREL IN THE FOREST
YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO BEWARE
k: well aren't you helpful. Sending imaginary beasties after me. They want my technology! I won't let them have it! picks up laptop and leaves
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meanwhile Legolas is in the process of getting lost, while gathering berries. A man in a wheelchair suddenly appears from behind a tree.
Wheelchair Man: What's your number!?
Legolas: Hey! You're the guy whom we called 'someone in the woods behind them' aren't you? You were always screaming 'what's you number' and 'invalid' and lots of other pointless things. How are you? I would shake hands but they're full of berries. Do you want any?
Wheelchair Man: What's you number!?
Legolas: What's your problem? I don't have a number.
Wheelchair Man: Of course you do, everyone does. Even that evil-what's-his-name had a number. It was 3.
Legolas: Oh, you must mean Visser 3. Me and Kaiba were just talking about him. Weird looking wasn't he?
Wheelchair Man: stares You must have a number.
Legolas: No I don't.
Wheelchair Man: points in accusation I know you are an invalid!
Legolas: Now that's not very nice. I am a very valid elf.
Wheelchair Man: charges toward him INVALID!
Legolas: throws berries at him AHHHHHHH! runs away
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k: What was that scream?
Legolas: HEY KAIBA HELP ME!!!!!!
Hey Kaiba Hey Kaiba Hey Kaiba Hey Kaiba...
k: Noooooooooo!!!! You stupid elf you- ooofff! falls as Legolas bangs into him, staining the laptop with berry juice
k: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Legolas: HA HA! Take that you evil machine! Trying to brainwash everyone with your screen of ultimate doom? Well not anymore!
k: Are you ok?
Wheelchair Man: So! You lead me to yet another invalid!
Legolas: This guy is driving me insane! He claims I have to have a number, but I never did decide what my faveorite one was. What about you?
k: Is this really a good time to ask? You spilled berry juice on my laptop! I have to find a place to clean it!
Legolas: THROW IT INTO THE POND!
k: Now that's very mature... But I could use the water to wash it off a bit.
Wheelchair Man: Where are you two going?
k: To fix my laptop, coming?
They set out, trying to find the pond that each had left earlier. Night comes, and they see a glimmer of water in the distance.
Legolas: Look water!
k: I can see that thank you.
Wheelchair Man: There's something in the water! WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER!!!
Legolas: HEY don't yell at it!
Hey Kaiba Hey Kaiba Hey Kaiba Hey Kaiba HEY KAIBA
HEEEEYYYYY KKKAAIIIBAAAAAAAA!!!!!
k: Not again!
the creature in the pool suddenly leaps upward, flying toward them.
k: IT'S THE WEREWOLF FLYING SQUIRREL!!!!
All: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!