"Uoos ahgkil'k yuoob, yuoom, ahgkil'k, yorf, uiol, afeh, yuoom, yuoob, uoos, ahgkil'k lortop, ho mad, torew rotterg, allof, toncer ytilop nu iad kalol, argien, portcov, satcer utol, arg ialak aen af, piet ommerg, uoos ahgkil'k amerg iet'om." The Doctor read.

Jack shrugged, "It was worth a…"

Before he could finish his sentence, Jack seemed to fall unconscious. In fact, simultaneously, the entire bar fell asleep.

Jack only woke up, sitting in a booth and leaning on a table. Next to him was a passed-out Samantha. Parallel him was the jaffa and the archeologist. All asleep.

"Daniel." Jack shook the arm of the unconscious doctor. "Daniel wake up."

"I'm…" Daniel mumbled.

"Are you… you?" Jack asked, examining the boy.

Daniel nodded. "Yeah, I'm not British anymore… What about you?"

"Back in the original packaging." Jack smiled.

The two woke up their sleeping allies and concluded that everything was back to normal. Except… they were alone in the bar. Nobody else was in there. No Doctor, Rose, Sam or Dean.

"There… There were like four other people here, right?" Jack asked.

"Yeah. I mean, I think so. Did they leave?" Daniel looked around.

"Maybe they were figments of our imaginations." Sam suggested.

"We imagined the two British people giving Dan free beers?" Jack crossed his arms.

"No that might be true but… We could have been group drugged. Think about it. We all 'switched' with people we don't know. Jack and I were younger, Teal'c you didn't have the symbiote and Daniel- you were an alien. It's like we got a glimpse into what could be. But it was weird. I mean, a police box that travels through… time and space? Jack ditching us in the middle of an important discussion to go fishing." Sam explained.

"Not as unlikely as you think." Jack grinned.

"The point is, body-swapping, reading a chant in reverse to reverse a spell… seems too… cliché." Sam pointed out.

"Agreed. Perhaps Daniel Jackson researching the chant had an otherworldly effect on all of us." Teal'c said.

"Alright. Whatever the reason, I say we just go to my apartment for my birthday next year. Maybe watch a movie." Daniel grabbed the book of alien chants and stood up. He could see Jack was about to speak but the doctor piped up, "Not Freaky Friday!"

With that the four SG-1 members exited the bar.

Of course, none of their assumptions were correct. What really happened was…

The Doctor woke up first, slumped over the bar. He paused.

"Two hearts. Glorious accent." He wiggled in his seat. "Yup still feel that mole. I'm back."

He searched for his companion. "Rose" He poked her once found. "Rose are you alright?"

"D…" She rubbed her eyes. "Doctor?"

"Hello!"

"Are the others asleep?" She asked.

"It seems like. Listen, I'm gonna wake 'em up and explain the situation. Exchange phone numbers. The works. Why don't you head to the Tardis? It should be in the back room." The Doctor told her.

She smiled, "There goes my job as a bartender."

Off to the TARDIS did Rose go.

The Doctor looked at the group. "I'm sorry about this."

He approached Sam and Dean. Placing both his hands on their individual foreheads and wiping their memory. The duo woke up after the procedure was done.

"Hello there, I'm the barkeeper and… uh, well, sorry to tell you blokes but some of you rowdy lot had a few too many and passed out. I'm gonna wake up the others after, since you two came in together I thought you were… together." The Doctor smiled.

"We…" Dean rubbed his eyes then stood up, "We're brothers."

Sam took his laptop and nodded to The Doctor, "Thanks." He noticed his fathers journal on the bar table.

"Dean, did we take this in?"

"Yup!" The Doctor piped up, "Yes you two did I distinctly remember." He grabbed it and returned it to the boys. "Have a good trip you two."

"T-thanks…" Dean turned to his brother, "Sammy, let's go."

Then the Winchesters drove away in their Impala.

The Doctor approached Jack, who was sitting on the aisle seat of the booth. "I know you lot work in an alien-friendly organization but… I can't put you in more danger than you already are in. I'm sorry."

Just as he placed a hand on the colonels forehead, Rose's voice was heard.

"Doctor! Are you comin?"

"Y-yeah!" He took his hand off. "Saved by the bell… Bye Daniel. It was nice knowing and being you."

Then the time-lord walked away. Leaving the Stargate crew to wonder what really happened that freaky night.