They looked at the body with a large amount of curiosity on how they were going to hide something like that.
"You think we can just pack him in or what? You know, fit the body in a suitcase?" asked Samus.
"Nah, he's too big for that, right?" said R.O.B.
"Hmmm... can you fold him?" asked Samus.
"If we could, we wouldn't even be doing this, now would we?" said R.O.B.
"That's true." Samus sat down, deep in thought. Good god, how were they going to do this? She didn't want to leave the body behind because to be frank, she missed the days when she could just go about her days, heading to the gym and getting stuff for herself and her secret lover. She wanted to pretend those days were still here. When R.O.B wasn't exhausted with whatever was going on at that Wrecking Crew place. When it actually mattered that he was here.
"Samus." said R.O.B in amazement. She was confused for a second on why he was in amazement, but as she rolled out from her comfort state, she knew what he had realized. Samus could contort herself into a ball. She had compacted her tall frame into something a lot smaller.
"How the hell is he going to do that though?" asked Samus.
"That's not important, actually. It's shell for whatever consciousness inhabits it." said R.O.B.
"...You mean..." said Samus, her mind attempting to circle in the madness. "You want me to use the body?"
"Yeah. The machine I use only carries out the function of easing a consciousness into another body without one." said R.O.B.
"Huh." said Samus.
"It's not that confusing, but that essentially means that I could literally put any body without a consciousness on there..." said R.O.B. "And that it would also take any consciousness, robotic or not."
"Right..." Samus pondered. "So I just use the machine myself."
"That's right," said R.O.B. "I'll help you."
Samus awoke in the body and realized a lot of new differences apparent as soon as she wakened. The entire feel of the body felt off and weird, one of the few things she hadn't noticed was her "new" organ until she looked at R.O.B. She felt a sudden stiffness as she realized she was having an erection.
"Jesus... how do I?" she said, trying to reverse her feelings.
"You can't, really." said R.O.B, obviously not showing any emotions but she wondered what he was feeling.
"Eh, okay... uh..." Samus muttered to herself as she sat down. Damn, she hadn't really realized the reality of the situation until she was sitting on the floor with a boner. She contorted herself into a ball, the newfound reality of having a sausage between her legs feeling weird as she did.
A sudden ping noise went off.
"Oh god, I am never doing that again." said Samus in disoriented way. R.O.B put the machine by his side.
"Happy to not have a penis?" said R.O.B?
"It's not that..." she trailed off as she sort of recounted the short but awkward experience. "Come on, pack this stupid horndog into a suitcase." she said, attempting to lift humor out of the situation, more for herself than the stoic faced robot with only shutter panel eyes.
"You got everything packed?" asked Palutena as Samus rolled in a suitcase. Lucina seemed a bit shocked at how big it was.
"You planning to stay there or something?" asked Lucina?
"Eh you know how my stuff is... big and bulky." said Samus. Everyone saw the armor, so they figured she had to be right about that. Lucina shrugged as R.O.B and Samus packed it back in the car.
