A/N: Crap guys, I'm sorry! I had test after test and assignment after assignment it was overbearing X.X. But I tried and I came out with this monstrosity, it may not be much but it's all I could put out right now. I'll try putting out better/longer chapters more often but I had to come out with something, I hadn't updated for months now. So don't hate me if this sucks ;P.

As he walked down the stairs from the crew quarters he noticed some commotion happening at a certain table. He observed what appeared to be the same marine that ordered an assault on his ship, the woman he was with, and some blonde guy dressed in a suit, he assumed that was the waiter. He raised an eyebrow in interest and simply observed the events from atop the stairs.

The marine stomped on a bug while the waiter was walking away and placed it in his soup. Luffy noticed a sly smirk on the mans face as he called for the waiter again, rather loudly, probably trying to get the entire restaurants attention. The waiter turned around and walked over towards the table once again.

"Didn't I already mention that I'm not a waiter," the man sighed. However the man quickly ignored the marine as he saw the beautiful woman dining with him. "Though I can see that you've got great taste when it comes to your company," he grabbed the lady's hand. "So what do you say miss? Care to ditch this guy and have some wine with me?"

Fullbody slammed his hand on the table looking quite upset. "Oi! Does this restaurant serve bug soup to is customers?" He pointed towards the bug that he put in his soup.

"Bugs?" The man questioned as he looked at the soup.

"Then what is this bug in soup?!" He questioned. 'That should do the trick...'

"I'm very sorry sir, but I don't know either," he replied back with a smirk. "I'm not much of an expert on bugs," his smirk widened as the entire restaurant broke out into a fit of giggles and laughs, obviously the blonde man had won this battle of wits.

Fullybody was obviously not taking the defeat in stride as he was clenching his teeth and clutching the table sheets. He was like that for a couple of seconds until he finally snapped. "STOP MOCKING ME!" He shouted as he brought his iron fist upon the table and broke it in half.

-With the crew-

The commotion could be heard outside, as Zoro, Nami and Usopp had docked outside no a little ferry boat. They were going to see how Luffy was doing, until they heard what to them, sounded like a table breaking.

-Back Inside-

The blonde man was now kneeling on the ground clutching the soup that had spilled over. "If you had simply picked the bug out, it would have been edible... I spent three full days and nights preparing this soup..." He was clearly pissed, a shadow was covering his face so one couldn't see his expression, but his tone of voice showed that he was not too happy. To add insult to injury, Fullbody stomped on his hand and began twisting his foot.

"Do you think you should be using such a tone against a customer?" He added, which wasn't helping the situation at all.

Luffy could clearly see that the blonde man was upset, and he didn't even have to use haki to notice the deadly aura coming off of him. "Can money... fill your stomach?" He asked the marine with clear venom in his voice. "Nani?" was only the marines reply. "I said... Can money fill your stomach!"

Then, in an instant, the blonde man was twirling his legs while on his hands, it seemed pretty stupid to the people in the restaurant but Luffy was not so ignorant. He saw what he was doing and he was fairly impressed. The fight was over soon after, as the chef had landed several kicks to the guys head and knocked him out. He was now holding him in the air by the neck.

Under all the commotion, no one noticed Zoro, Nami and Usopp walk into the restaurant. They were surprised when they came in and the first thing they saw was some blonde guy holding up the scumbag that attacked their ship - All bloodied and bruised.

Just then, a fairy large man came out of the hallway leading to the restrooms. He had a small rope tied around his head and a basic uniform with an apron. He seemed pretty upset as his face was contorted and he pointed his finger accusingly.

"Hey, you're at it again, Sanji!?" He began walking toward the chef, who Luffy now assumed was Sanji. "What are you doing to our customer? Isn't that a marine lieutenant?" He yelled, angered.

"Gotta problem, you shitty cook? And don't talk to me that way." He replied smoothly.

"A shitty cook like you has no right calling me shitty. To a restaurant, customers are everything! What are you thinking, beating up our precious customers?"

"Customer or not, it's no different. This guy not only ruined our food, he also insulted the chef, right to his face!" He dropped the man to the floor, whom let out a groan as he reached the ground. "That's why I thought I should teach him a lesson."

"What is with this restaurant... Do you treat all your customers like this? How does it even stay in business?! I'll destroy it... your precious little restaurant, I'll destroy it! I'll contact my superiors!" Fullbody exclaimed from his slumped position.

"Is that so... guess I can't let you leave her alive..." He began walking up to Fullbody, ever so slowly each step felt like an hour for Fullbody as he saw his approaching doom. However, the other chefs came running and suppressed Sanji so he couldn't move. The chefs yelled at Sanji to stop.

"Let me go! He started it!" He yelled in protest. "The bastard started it!" He continued his struggle against the chefs. "Just who do you think you are, huh!?" He was clearly pissed, the glare he sent to Fullbody was proof of that.

Deciding he wanted to get off the sidelines, Luffy made his move. He walked down the stairs toward the commotion, each passing step bringing him ever so closer to his target. Fullbody was unaware of the approaching danger, he was too busy paying attention to Sanji that he didn't even notice Luffy sneak up beside him.

"Hey, you're the asshole that shot a cannonball at my ship." Startled, Fullbody turned to his left to see the same boy with a strawhat standing in front of him.

"What do you want kid? Get lost!" He yelled, he was in no condition to fight anyone right now.

"I just want some payback for that cannonball you shot at my ship." Luffy cracked his knuckles with a malicious grin on his face. Before Fullbody could respond, he was met with a quick fist to the face sending him flying across the restaurant.

"Ah, that's better." Luffy grinned. The entire restaurant was taken aback, including the chefs.

"Who are you!?" Yelled Patty, the large man.

"I'm Monkey D. Lufffy, I was the one who did the damage on your ship earlier, well it wouldn't have happened if this marine guy didn't decide to attack my ship first. I'll be working here for a week to repay the damages."

"Okay kid, but remember the one rule that we follow here... Customers are GODS, got that?" Patty questioned.

"What kind of dumb rule is that? If a customer like that jackass shows up, I'm not just gonna let him step all over me, I don't work under anyone's orders but my own... got that?" Luffy taunted, obviously not liking the idea of anyone giving him orders.

"Well then I will have teach you a lesson in discipline!" Patty yelled as he swung at Luffy.

Luffy simply blocked it with his forearm and pushed Patty's arm back right at him. "I'd like to see you try and fight me and live to tell the tale." He smirked as he began walking towards his crew.

Everyone in the room was in shock at what just happened. How could that skinny little kid fight off that mini-giant?

He got to his crew with a great idea in mind. "Hey guys, I think I just found ourselves a cook. Shishishi." He pointed towards the blonde guy.

A/N: Yeah, Yeah, give me all the hate you want. This is the best I could do with such little time. Though I'm gonna try and finish the Arlong park arc and then go onto the Shaboady - Marineford arcs, just because the ideas of them have been stuck in my head and I need to get them onto paper, or online in this case :P But yeah, leave me reviews, criticism is welcomed with open arms and I will try and update whenever I can :D PEACE!

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