So I've decided to write one or two more chapters today since I don't know when I'll find time to upload (Sister punched my wall and somehow we'll both be grounded)
When I woke up my back was killing me. "Che che che che..." I said while getting up from the hammock. I didn't know what I did to mess up my back, but I did. I looked around and saw that Nami had already gotten up. I Laid back down on and looked at the ceiling.
I felt like my mother, who was always having problems with her back. Wild ideas started whirling through my head, but none of them could explain why my back hurt. The only logical explanation was Zoro got angry at me and poked my back with needles all night, yep it's logical in my mind.
After laying in bed for half an hour I tried getting back up, and I ended up replicating a turtle. "I can do this." I cheered myself on then fell onto the ground with a loud thud. "This day is already gonna be crappy isn't it..." I mumbled to myself while crawling to my nightstand to help me get on my feet.
I grabbed the corner and started pulling up until I was standing, I was a bit crooked but I was standing. I slowly made my way to the door to be greeted by the morning sea breeze. I turned my head and saw that we were back to sailing, since there wasn't any land to be seen.
"You're finally awake!" Luffy said while jumping on me, and me being the little cripple I was at the time, fell flat on my face. "Owwwww..." I groaned while moving to my back. Luffy looked a bit shocked then eventually helped me up.
"You okay Kiwi?" Luffy asked in bewilderment. "Ya, my back is hurting like hell though..." I sputtered while rubbing my back a bit, "I think I'll pay Chopper a quick visit." I said with a laugh. "Do you need help getting there?" Luffy asked.
"I'll be fine...probably..." I said while slowly walking away. "Well anyway I wanted to tell you Usopp wants a re-match in speed later." Luffy called out before I reached the infirmary.
"Chopper~" I said in a sick voice before sitting on the bed. "You okay Kiwi?" Chopper said once he saw me. "Ya, my back me though." I said with a laugh. "How many times have you slept on a hammock?" Chopper asked in an observant type voice.
"Probably ever since I came to this ship..." I said while trying to remember. "Then you're probably not use to it then. Take it easy and lay on a solid surface." Chopper said then walked away.
"Man, is that really it? I know I'm not one of those kids who have gone hunting and have stayed in a forest for a week, but seriously? I hammock has caused me so much pain?" I thought to myself before walking on the deck.
I walked to a clear spot and laid down right in the middle of the ship. "Kiwi-swan~ you shouldn't be laying out in the open like that." Sanji said while making an appearance.
"I refuse to move." I said in a blunt voice. "Don't say that Kiwi-swan~ you can't eat while lying down. "Challenge accepted." I said, still in a monotone voice.
Sanji looked at me again then walked off, and five minutes later came back with some food. The food looked delicious and I couldn't resist. I finally got up and started eating a bit. I ended up talking to Sanji and somehow convinced him to never call me "Kiwi-swan~" ever again, because hey, you have to admit it's annoying.
I got up and took a long bath and eventually my back felt better. I stretched out and looked at the bright sun. I started walking when I almost tripped over a lazy swordsman.
"Hey, get up and lay somewhere else." I said while looking at him. He didn't even budge. "Great, he's sleeping, or should I say he's in a coma." I remarked while looking at him.
I got pissed since my nap was cut short on the deck so I got a soaking wet mop and put it on his face. Zoro jumped up and looked at me. I had to admit it was funny seeing his green hair mixing with a drenched mop.
"Listen if I can't have a nice nap, neither can you." I said then started walking away. I felt my wrist being grabbed and turned around. Zoro had removed the mop and looked pissed.
"What the hells your problem." He said in an almost demonic voice. "I don't have to tell you." I said while staring into his eyes. Oh how I wish my eyes looked like his.
"Well I hope your okay with washing my clothes since you drenched them in mop water." He said, even more pissed. Is it me or is he always ready to kill me?
"Doesn't matter to me. After all I already wash the clothes around here, including yours. By the way I prefer boxers, not boxer briefs on a guy." I said then he blushed. Got him in his weak point.
I was able to slip away and enjoy the rest of my day, I also ended up sleeping on the floor, oh how a floor is way more comfortable then a hammock at the moment. Knowing my luck though I woke up with my tailbone killing me.
How was that? Yes I know strange chapter, the reason for it? My back hurts... Hope you enjoyed it tahtah~