OK, now that I've had my little break, it's back to the salt mines!
This fic comes recommended from…someone. No name was given, for some reason. They know who they are.
And here…we…go.
/
Raven never liked to admit when she was feeling an emotion. Admitting your feelings meant you could easily be controlled by them, and in her case, that was always a bad thing.
But just about anyone could tell that she was incredibly nervous.
Not that she could be blamed. She was already on edge after the events of last time, not to mention the implications of it, which led to the gnawing fear in the back of her mind. (Not that she would show it) But it was more concern for Crona that led to her nervous mood.
Not only was his reaction last time so…Raven couldn't even think of a word for it. It was shocking, scary, exciting, and wonderful all at once. It was good that Crona got to show just how he felt, rather than just curl up and hope the problem went away. A part of her was almost envious of him for being able to do that. But still, after what he saw, it seemed highly unlikely he would return.
Especially if Maka asked him not to. Raven knew all too well how much Crona depended on Maka. If she asked him not to come back here, he wouldn't. No questions asked. Not that Raven could blame Maka for asking that of him, if she had. They both went through an ordeal Raven couldn't even begin to comprehend, and if she herself had experienced it…she honestly didn't know what she'd do.
So, in short, the thought that made her so worried was the thought that she wouldn't see her friend again.
They hadn't known each other for very long, but Raven still felt a small friendship budding with the swordsman. She wasn't entirely sure why, even though she had tried to figure it out. She initially thought it was just curiosity, but that had changed after last time. She now knew everything about Crona. She wouldn't say that she knew him better than he knew himself, but she liked to think she knew him as well as he knew himself.
Perhaps it was pity. Or sympathy. After all, they weren't so different. They'd both been through troubling ordeals. They were both outcasts, in their own way. They both had serious parenting issues, to say the least. And they were both fortunate to have found friends who cared for them. Maybe it was more a kinship than anything else.
Whatever the case, Raven was not in a good mood. Her nervousness was not helped by the fact that she had been the first to arrive that day. She had always come in to see Crona patiently waiting for them, and this time, he wasn't there. This only made her suspicions that he was gone for good all the more plausible.
And what was about to happen next would only make things worse.
WHAM!
"Yoho!"
Raven's head whipped around to watch Subarashii come down the stairs. He's not supposed to be here yet. Why is he here already? she wondered.
The captain came to a stop at the end of the stairs, grin already on his face. It quickly disappeared when he noticed that Crona was absent from his normal seat. He looked over at Raven, already worried. "Where's Crona?"
Raven closed the book she was holding. "I…don't know." She was more than a little surprised at the weakness in her voice.
While she often made fun of the captain for a lack of brainpower, he wasn't a total idiot, as he did catch said weakness. He walked over to Raven, flashing a fake smile.
"Hey, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about! He's probably fine, just running a little late, is all!"
Raven sighed. "I am not worried. Really, I'm not."
The seat at the end of the row gave a loud creak. Subarashii blinked as he saw the chair move.
"Uh…didn't you destroy that last time?"
Raven turned to look at the chair. "Oh…right." She then turned back to the captain. "You didn't notice?"
"Notice what?"
Raven simply pointed at the large movie screen, which Subarashii turned to look at. His jaw slowly fell as he saw what had happened.
The screen was perfectly fine. There wasn't a mark on it, as though Crona had never attacked it to begin with. The camera that he had yanked out before was gone from where he left it, presumably taken away and replaced or back from whence it came. It was as though last time never happened.
The captain simply stared at the screen, dumbfounded at how untouched everything was. Raven frowned.
"You seriously didn't notice when you came in? Or notice the fact that you were able to kick the doors in again?"
The captain looked at Raven. "I just assumed they fixed them. I didn't expect them to perform some time-travelling magicky stuff to make it exactly the same as before!"
Raven sighed. "Well, what did you expect? For them to just leave it like it was? How would we do any reviews then?"
The captain tilted his head. "I'm more surprised by the fact that they expected us to come back."
"But you did anyway."
"So did you."
The two stared at one another in silence for a few moments. Soon, the captain shook his head.
"Anyway, the point is, I'm sure he's going to be here. He's probably just busy with something. Hell, he's probably on a date."
Raven blinked. "Whoa, what? Why would he be on a date?"
The captain stared at Raven for a moment as though she'd grown a second head. He then sighed, rubbing his forehead.
"Did…did you completely miss what happened? Am I the only one who noticed how Maka was all over him? You seriously think they wouldn't be going out?"
Raven glared at the captain. "First of all, it's not any of your business to begin with. Second, they could just as easily be closer friends, and nothing more."
"Oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. "Hey, I just destroyed public property while proclaiming how awesome I think you are. Let's stay friends." Please tell me you don't actually believe that."
"You know, you're sounding a lot like a rabid fanboy right now."
"OK, that was just low. Besides, if nothing else, it lends credence to my theory."
Raven raised an eyebrow. "And how's that?"
"Well, in either scenario, Crona's happy. Maybe that's what this guy wants, and thought that this was the best way to go about it. Doesn't make it right, but it makes sense."
Raven frowned. "And just why would he want Crona to be happy?"
The captain looked down, hat obscuring his face. "Considering what we both know…"
Raven looked down as well, understanding what he meant. She had said it herself: someone who had been through what Crona had been through deserved to be happy. Maybe their host felt the same way. How making him go through worse made any sense was beyond her, but it was possible that was his motivation.
The captain looked back up, shrugging his shoulders. "Either that, or we've got a Shipper on Deck."
*TVTropes references: 23*
Wait, how the hell? Raven thought as the captain took his seat. He laid back, staring at the ceiling.
"Point being," he continued. "he'll be here in short order. He's not going to just abandon us right away. He'll show up and we can ask him ourselves."
Raven turned to glare at the captain. "You. Will. Not. If, and that's if, there's anything true about your theory, you will leave him alone about it. It's none of our business, and we are not going to make him feel awkward about it."
The captain blinked. "Alright, alright. Geez. If I didn't know better, I'd say you sounded a bit annoyed at the concept of him dating Maka."
Raven sighed, rubbing her temples. "Could you please stop daring the crack shippers to come after us?"
"Sorry."
After that, the doors opened again, and they could hear footsteps coming down the stairs. The captain got to his feet, slowly turning to look at Crona.
"See? He's fine! I told you he was just a bit…late?" he started, before trailing off as he saw their friend.
Raven didn't think she'd see the day, but there was Crona…smiling. Not a big, wide smile like the captain typically had, but a small, happy smile. And even that was a rarity for Crona. Just about anyone could see that he was in the best of moods, but to Raven, he was literally radiating happiness. Suffice to say, Crona was the happiest he'd ever been, which was pretty much the exact opposite of what she'd expected.
Not to mention, she could swear she heard him humming. That was definitely something new.
Crona stopped at the bottom of the stairs, smile still on his face as he waved at the others.
"Hi guys!"
Both Subarashii and Raven simply stared at Crona, dumbstruck as he grabbed the letters off of his seat and sat down. He just sat there (Raven knew for sure now that he was humming), letters on his lap, before looking at the other two, who were still staring.
"…what?"
Raven blinked, shaking her head slightly. "Uh, sorry…it's just…wow, you're in a good mood, Crona."
Crona smiled again, face blushing slightly. "Oh, was it that obvious?"
"…yes, actually."
The captain sat back down, still in disbelief. "To be honest, dude, we thought you'd be a bit more…down. All things considered…"
Crona looked at Subarashii. "Oh. That. Well, y-yeah, I was pretty…down, about that…" he answered, before smiling again. "But the past few days have made up for that."
Raven blinked. "The past few days?"
Suddenly, that familiar splortch was heard, and Ragnarok came bursting out of Crona's back, hands on his head.
"AAAAGH! ShutupshutupSHUTUP! We finally get five minutes away from her and what's the first thing you do? Fucking talk about her! Don't you want some frickin' breathing room?"
Raven raised an eyebrow. "Her?"
Ragnarok whipped to face Raven, reaching forward and grabbing her cloak to get closer. "Oh God, it's like I died and went straight to Hell! Every minute of every hour of every day, there she was! If she went somewhere, he followed! And if he went somewhere, she was there too! They just wouldn't leave each other alone! And when we go to bed at night, he won't shut the fuck up about her! I can't take this shit anymore!"
The captain blinked, then leaned towards Crona, grinning widely. "Soooooo, I'm guessing you've started hanging out more with Maka?"
Crona let out a slight "heh", blushing with a smile on his face. The captain jumped to his feet, arms raised above his head.
"I KNEW IT! I so freaking told you, Raven!" he crowed, before marching back and forth in front of their seats, chanting "I told you so" over and over in a mocking tone. Raven was fuming by the time the captain returned to his seat, leaning over to talk to Crona.
"So, come on! Spill, man! What'd you guys do all week? How far did you-"
WHAP!
The captain was silenced by a book flying at his face, knocking him out of his chair. Crona looked up to see Raven out of her chair, teeth grit as she brought the book back with her powers. Crona titled his head.
"Still working on that?"
Raven sighed. "Yes. How does Maka do it, anyway?"
"Trade secret."
The captain grumbled as he got back to his seat. "Fine, fine, tell me later, whatever."
Raven glared at the captain while Ragnarok swiveled around to look at him. "You're gonna make me go through all that AGAIN? You enjoy this, don't you? You enjoy torturing me, right, you sick fuck?"
The captain grinned. "Oh, you have no idea, frog."
Ragnarok was screaming incoherently, frantically reaching for a just-out-of-reach captain while Raven gave up and opened her first envelope.
1 this is for all of you but dierected mainly at you. that remark you made last time about reading a fang/angel fanfic was taken as a challenge. how does that feel?
"It makes me feel like putting you into a nightmare from which you will never wake. Again, do not send us a fic like that."
2 what's your favorite book?
Raven stared at the letter, dumbfounded. "…did you completely miss last time? You know, where I was asked the exact same question and couldn't answer? Did you miss Maka commenting on the same thing? And the captain's sarcastic remark?"
The captain blinked. "You heard that?"
"You weren't exactly subtle about it."
3 you have won a vacation to wherever you want to go but you have to take cyborg or starfire who do you take and why?
"Probably Starfire. I have a feeling she'd miss me a bit much if I left without her."
She placed the letter beside her, picking up her other envelope. "Seriously, how do they know about Cyborg and Starfire?"
The captain shrugged. "Maybe you have stalkers?"
"Oh, great, thanks for that wonderful thought, Subarashii."
"My pleasure, kiddo."
Would you rather watch sunrise or sunset?
"…good question, actually. I think the more romantic sort of people watch sunsets, so sunrises, I guess."
Chocolate or Vanilla?
"Vanilla. No reason why, just prefer it."
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
"Tofu for Beast Boy, some weird Tamaranian creation made by Starfire, and that blue stuff we haven't figured out yet."
Crona grimaced. "That doesn't sound very healthy…"
"This is what happens when you live with four other people and we're all teenagers."
Do you make your bed daily?
"Well, yeah. Who else would?"
Have you recently bought something you didn't need?
"Hmm…not that I can think of. I'm not much of a shopper."
The captain rolled his eyes. "Gee, I had no idea."
"Oh, shut up."
Do you have friends you've lost touch with?
"…depends on your definition of "friend", I suppose…"
Have you ever talked to yourself?
"Whenever I want to have an intelligent conversation, yes."
Raven noticed the slightly hurt look on Crona's face. She sighed. "I'm just kidding, Crona."
Crona blinked, then smiled as he opened his first envelope.
This is starting to get a little creepy. Raven thought to herself.
can you tell maka i'm sorry about what you guys had to endure this time?
"Um…OK? I'm sure she'll appreciate it…"
what's your favorite soda?
"Coke Zero. Don't really know why…"
i feel terrible for that one question i asked do you forgive me?
Crona sighed as he folded up the letter, placing it aside and opening the other envelope. "I guess…"
What's your favorite color(s)?
"Yellow, actually."
The captain snickered a bit. "Gee, I can't imagine why…"
WHAP!
Have you ever skipped school?
"Oh, once or twice…for…certain reasons…"
Coffee or Tea?
"I don't really drink hot drinks…but tea, I guess…"
Have you ever slept past noon?
"I don't think so…I don't really sleep much."
Have you ever looked for shapes in the clouds?
"Just the other day, actually…"
Crona then slowly developed a wide smile, eyes closing as he let out a very happy sigh. "Cloooouds…"
The captain was exercising all of his effort to not burst out laughing.
Who makes you laugh the most?
Crona simply closed his eyes again, letting out another happy sigh. He then let out a giggle. "Gaoooooo…"
The captain grinned. "Dude's got it baaaaaaaad…"
Are you right handed or left handed?
"Right. I tried swinging Ragnarok with my left hand once…it…didn't end well…"
The captain simply chuckled at Crona's demeanor as he opened his first envelope.
subrattie(lost the paper again)
"That says so much about you I don't even know where to start."
do you have anyone on your crew you would trust with your life?
"…moving on."
uncle lary... man i'm scratching the bottom of the barrel on this one
"Considering that's where you live, I'm not surprised."
boxers or briefs
"…that's just creepy, dude."
would you rather review one of the fanfics i personaly wrote or reread forbiden fruit?
"Well, I did manage to get one or two laughs out of forbiden fruit, whereas I'm just sitting here shaking my head at your fanmail, so, the latter."
have you ever been captured by a rival pirate gang?
"Only once. And there's a good reason why it happened only once."
Raven sighed as the captain opened his next letter. "Do you enjoy being annoyingly cryptic?"
"Very much, thank you for asking."
What's the strangest talent you have?
"I'd have to say my lesbian senses. Seriously, I have those. Fairly strange, but not exactly unwanted."
WHAP!
Do you crack your knuckles?
"Only for dramatic purposes."
Have you ever broken a bone?
"Considering I'm not a wimp who falls apart with his first injury, no."
Have you ever cheated while playing a game?
"Um, duh. What part of "pirate" don't you get?"
Crona shrugged. "Maybe she thought you were one of those "honorable" pirates?"
"Pffffft, I say."
Do you have any strange phobias?
"…stereotypical 80's punks."
Raven blinked. "That's…a new one…"
Can you cross your eyes?
"Yes, but it requires some "external help". Which is why I don't do it if I can help it…"
Ever thrown a shoe at someone?
The captain glared at Raven. "I'm considering it."
Raven rolled her eyes, getting up and walking over to the table, taking the envelope on it and ripping it open.
I'd like to start off by apologizing once again for what happened in the last session. I don't expect you to forgive me for it, but I apologize all the same. Having said that, I must tell you something:
What happened then will happen again. And that's all I'll say on the matter until the time is right.
Now then, I've chosen a fairly simple one for you this time. It's an Inuyasha fanfic called A story called fate. This one is just bad all around, so you shouldn't have too much trouble with it.
Best of luck.
Raven crumpled the letter reflexively as she walked back to her seat. Again? Torturing two people wasn't enough for him? He's going to do it AGAIN? And he couldn't even give one of us fair warning…not that it would even help…
The captain leaned forward to catch Raven's attention. "Hey. Cross that bridge when we get to it, alright?"
Raven blinked, then gave a slight nod, though her mind was still focused on the letter. And why isn't he more worried about this? It could just as easily happen to him…
Those thoughts were soon put aside as the story began.
/
A Story Called "FATE"
First off, I don't own inuyasha or any of the characters.
(If I did things would have been a lot different I can tell you.)
Raven: Well, that certainly sounds promising…
"Damn!" Inuyasha Yelled as his attack was deflected by Kanna's Mirror.
"It's no use Inuyasha, we can't break through that mirror!" Miroku Stated.
Crona: Why would you want to? Imagine the seven years of bad luck…
Subarashii: You know about that, but you don't know about holidays?
Crona: …I've had a busy week.
"Hmph, Weak Half-demon, I despise the fact that my father's blood runs through your veins!
Subarashii: "Which I'll probably remind you every chance I get!"
Let me show you how it's done, Dragon Strike!" Sesshomaru yelled.
Subarashii: That would probably sound less cheesy if it was in Japanese.
Raven: You're saying that as though this person ever watched the original Japanese version of the show.
Subarashii: Point.
A blue blast of energy came forth from the tokijin and hit Kanna's mirror dead-on.
"It's no use, you will all fall victim to my miasma!" Naraku shouted gleefully.
Raven: …something about that just sounds off.
Crona: Which? His dialogue or his laughing?
Raven: The latter.
"Now prepare to… Huh what is this?"
Kanna's mirror was now shining a bright blue and looked as though it would shatter at any second.
Crona: I warned you!
"Something's coming through!" Kagome and Sango cried in unison.
Sure enough a hand was coming through the mirror!
Subarashii: *singing* They're creepy and they're kooky.
Crona: Mysterious and spooky.
Raven: They're altogether ooky.
All: The Addams Family!
Subarashii: Their house is a museum.
Crona: Where people come to see 'em.
Raven: They really are a scream.
All: The Addams Family!
Subarashii: …have I mentioned that we'd make a kickass band?
Raven: You have.
How can this be? I thought the mirror only sucked out souls? Naraku thought.
Subarashii: Oh dear, we have that dreaded plot convenience at work once again.
Raven: Annoying how it keeps popping up, isn't it?
"(Evil Laughter) Mwahahahah!
Crona: Yes, we kind of figured the laughter was evil from the "Mwa" part. That usually indicates laughter that is evil.
Finally I am free from this accursed mirror!" The Hand's owner said.
Subarashii: "It's time to conquer Earth!"
Raven: Wrong show.
Subarashii: Aww!
"What the Hell! What is that?" Inuyasha yelled. "Ugh, That voice! It can't be!" Sesshomaru said with a slight fear in his tone. "How can this be? Lord Sesshomaru is trembling!" Jaken thought.
Raven: …OK, that definitely isn't supposed to happen. Last I checked, Sesshomaru didn't show fear, period. This smells of a ridiculously overpowered OC.
Subarashii: *sneezes*
"Hm, Is that you little brother." The voice said.
All: WHAT A TWIST!
"Wwwhhhaaaattt!" Everyone including Naraku and his Incarnations shouted.
Crona: …that's just silly.
"Brother huh, Kagura thought, If Sesshomaru can't free me, maybe he can!"
Crona: And why's that?
Subarashii: Just said it not too long ago, Crona.
Crona: Oh, right.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH"… Said
Subarashii: Mark Hamill! Oh, please please PLEASE let it be Mark Hamill!
A/N: Sorry the chapters so short!
Subarashii: You cocktease!
It takes awhile for me to write so I'll make sure the next chapter is longer.
Raven: Oh no, there's no need to go out of your way or anything. By all means, let the chapters be short. We should be done in no time.
FYI: I haven't came up with a name for The older brother yet. So Suggestions are welcomed!
Subarashii: Wow, how cheap is this? Asking the readers for help writing your fic. Talk about pathetic.
(Somewhere, an author cries. Whether they're tears of laughter or sorrow is known only to him.)
A Story Called Fate
Chapter 2: The Past Revisited
Raven: A title like that can only mean one thing…
All: FLASHBACKS!
Well, I finally did chapter 2. I like to thank the people who reviewed my first chapter,
Crona: Note that he didn't say "positively".
and the people who have added it to their favorites.
Subarashii: "Which are not my parents, or my friends, or whatever poor soul that's become my significant other."
Also like to thank all the people you supported me. Thanks!
Subarashii: See above.
Kingka
Darkroge
Little Syaoran
Raven: These are people that deserve our pity.
Italic Text means thoughts!
Crona: Uh…thanks, we were already aware of that.
Damn. I tried to forget that day. I pushed it and I pushed it. But no matter how hard I pushed, I couldn't forget.
Subarashii: "I knew I shouldn't have had that third helping of Taco Bell!"
First my father is killed saving a human and inuyasha. Then my older brother is killed protecting me.
Crona: Odd how he didn't mention him before now.
Subarashii: Gentlemen and lady, I do believe we've discovered a male equivalent to the Mary Sue: the Gary Stu.
Crona: …no relation to any particular Sue, right?
Raven: No, I'm sure this one isn't related to you-know-who, Crona.
Crona: Whew.
It's MY fault. I'm to blame for everything.
Subarashii: Wow, fast work! Already he's made the least angsty character start angsting.
190 years earlier
(Groan) "Damn it, we need backup my lord" the low-class demon yelled as more and more higher class demons stormed the gates.
"Me? Backup? Ridiculous! I Sesshomaru have no need for reinforcements."
Crona: "Sir, we know who you are, you don't need to tell us your name."
Subarashii: "Nonsense! Poor writing and dramatic purposes demand that I tell you that I am Sesshomaru!"
"Oh shut up and let people help you!" a voice said.
Subarashii: Bruce Campbell has arrived, bitches!
"You must not value your life you low cla… Oh, it's you brother."
Crona: Bruce Campbell is related to Sesshomaru?
Raven: It's not Bruce Campbell!
Subarashii: Dammit woman, let me hope!
"What, not glad to see your elder brother? You couldn't do anything without me. Don't forget, if father hadn't convinced me to train you, you would still be a helpless pup." The Elder dog demon said.
Crona: Bruce Campbell is a dog demon?
Raven: What did I just say?
Both bowed their heads in respect for their late father. "Can we…not talk about father now?" Sesshomaru said as a wave of grief washed over him.
Raven: I was under the impression that Sesshomaru didn't really like his father…
Subarashii: Oh God, he's going to "humanize" him, isn't he? On a side note, fuck Lestat.
"Why? He's dead now and there's nothing we could have done. His mind was made up."
"It's all Inuyasha and his wretched human mother who's to blame!" Sesshomaru said as he tried to hide his sadness and rage.
Raven: Seriously, this isn't right.
Crona: This is going to end in him crying. I just know it.
"Well I think it's that dragon's fault. Besides I'd rather fight a strong demon instead of a half-breed any day."
Raven: How generically gung-ho of you.
"Well that's what you belie…what the hell!" Their talk was interrupted by the sounds of explosions.
Subarashii: "Dammit, I told you kids to turn down the TV when you're playing Call of Duty!"
My lord they are breaching the gate." A low-class demon yelled. "We can't hold them off any longer Mi-lord. What shall we do?" A worried high-class demon yelled.
"Hmm, Maybe we should have asked the panther demons to help us…Argh! The little demon said as an enemy cut him down.
"I have breached the gates… Argh!. Before he could finish a mighty sword cut him down.
"Damn it, we are talking here!"
"Losing our temper are we" Sesshomaru joked
"Shut up and let's get rid of this…Vermin."
Crona: I'm starting to have trouble keeping track of who's saying what…
Raven: Generally a sign of poor writing.
"Right." Sesshomaru nodded before they took off to fight.
2 Hours and 500,000 dead demons later
Subarashii: This transition has been brought to you by the Bullshit Brigade!
"Ugh. Damn it. I can't hold out much longer." Sesshomaru openly noted," If only I had Tetsusaiga and not this useless sword."
"Brother, that sword is nothing compared to swords I have collected."
Subarashii: Oh, of course Stu has more awesome swords than the Tetsusaiga and the Tensaiga! He's just that great!
"Then why aren't you using them?" Sesshomaru Mocked.
"I didn't think they'd be this strong!"
"Yeah, Right."
Raven: How convenient.
Subarashii: Dramatically, even!
"Well, looks like I'll be joining father sooner than I thought."
"What? Your joking right!" Sesshomaru yelled as his brother.
"No, I'm not. You should get out of here while you have the chance. I'll Hold Them off Brother!"
Crona: "And if I die, I'll totally stay dead! I won't come back years later and make you and whoever you're with look bad! Seriously!"
"I will not leave!"
"I said leave, now!"
"And I said no!"
Subarashii: "You always get to do the overly dramatic stuff! It's my turn! You promised!"
Raven: You realize you're making him as whiny as he'll inevitably be by the end of this fic?
Subarashii: …dammit.
"You must live so our Father's legacy can live on! Now get the hell out of here."
"I said I would not leave you brother! Nothing you can say can change my mind!"
Crona: "Not even if I promised to not come back and steal your thunder?"
Subarashii: "You'd just break that promise anyway!"
"Fine! I'll make you leave! Sesshomaru…" He said as he held up his hand to cast a spell of returning.
"NO, Ryuuren!"
Subarashii: Oh, so he's not "insert word here"-maru? Well, colour me surprised.
That was the last time I saw him. I could have saved him with The Tenseiga or helped fend of the demons with Tetsusaiga.
Raven: You mean despite the fact it was clearly said that the odds were against you, and that the swords weren't really helping?
Or if he had his "swords" we might have one that battle.
Crona: Why does he keep putting swords in quotation marks? Are they not actually swords? Is it just for dramatic purposes?
Subarashii: Take a guess.
Maybe, just maybe, if he had accepted Sounga, he wouldn't have met his end so soon.
Raven: Don't go bringing the movies into this.
Damn. It's my fault. And he will surely take revenge. He's even stronger than our father. I don't think I could survive his onslaught.
Subarashii: It'd be a mercy killing, I'm sure.
A/N: YAY! You finally know his name!
Subarashii: And it sucks!
Sorry, couldn't resist making this chapter. And there will be more sequences like this.
Subarashii: FUUUUUUUUU-
Well I Finally got a name with some help from the reviewers. And yes, he can use magic!
Raven: Of course he can…
FYI: I don't know if I will have all characters but I will try. So if you want to see a character in the story email and let me know!
Crona: Oh, this is not going to end well at all…
Also to those who gave me ideas for the names of the older brother, sorry but I could only choose one, BUT, I may add the names I didn't use and make them minor characters.
Crona: …yeah, definitely not going to end well…
So Even if I didn't chooses yours, you still contributed to the story!
Subarashii: Which means this is your fault too!
Thanks to all the people that reviewed this chapter.
Raven: All three of you. Not including us.
Chapter 3: Revenge?
Ryuuren climbed through the mirror and stood among the living again.
Crona: Are they ever going to explain how that happened?
Subarashii: Do you really care?
Crona: No, actually…
"Finally! I was growing tired of being in that damn mirror!" He shouted
"Who the hell are you!" Inuyasha questioned.
Subarashii: "Hi, I'm Gary Stu, I'm going to be taking the focus away from you and the plot. Hope you don't mind!"
"Shut the hell up Inuyasha!" Ryuuren shouted at his younger half-brother.
Raven: And we have what will probably everyone's dialogue towards Inuyasha throughout the fic.
"Wha… What the hell!"
"Ahem… huh?" He noticed all the women staring at him. "Well, hello ladies!"
Kagome, Sango, and Kagura all blushed at that.
"He…hel…Hello to you." They all said in unison.
Crona: *groan* He's not even trying to hide it…
"Hello Sesshomaru. It's been a while."
"Far too long brother." Sesshomaru said fearing the inevitable beating from hell.
Subarashii: Bullshit on Ice!
"I thought you were dead?"
"Oh, I was. Oh yeah, Mother and father send their love."
Crona: Love how casually he says that. "Oh, yeah, I died, mom and dad say hi."
"What? They do? How are they?"
"They said the were all right. Had a fun time talking to dad. He was there with Inuyasha's mother too. Oh yeah, Izayoi sends her love as well."
Crona: Seriously, he just came back from the dead! Shouldn't he be at least slightly amazed?
"Mother? How is she doing?" Inuyasha asked intent on hearing the answer.
"What the hell are they talking about?" Naraku questioned himself.
Raven: Unimportant things. Get used to it, it'll probably be happening a lot in this fic.
"Oh wow! Sesshomaru is hot, but his brother is even hotter!" Kagura thought.
Raven: …and that too.
Subarashii: Pretty sure that ain't canon.
"So, inuyasha and Sesshomaru have an older brother? I never knew. Kagome thought.
Raven: Thank you for that valued insight of yours, Kagome.
"She's fine. I mean they're all fine for being dead and all.
Crona: What, are they only mostly dead?
Raven: Because there is a difference between being mostly dead and all dead.
They all look great too." Ryuuren answered. "Mom seemed a little jealous of the attention Izayoi was receiving from dad, so then when he wasn't looking, she hit him so hard I thought his head was going to fall off!"
"That sounds like mom all right!" Sesshomaru gleefully added.
All: …
Raven: Do we even need to point out what's wrong with that last sentence?
"Hm, he isn't trying to destroy me? Maybe I was wrong?"
Subarashii: He probably should be, it'd be doing us a favour.
"Yeah, dad wanted me to tell you and inuyasha to stop fighting." Ryuuren said.
"Hmph, like that's going to happen!" Kagura added. "What the hell! Why am I so chummy to him?"
Crona: You haven't dealt with Stus before, have you?
"Yes! That's what I told our father!" Ryuuren told Kagura. "So Beautiful, what's your name?
"Kagura." She responded with a blush.
Raven: Again, do we need to point out what's wrong here?
"Okay, okay I'm tired of this Crap!
Subarashii: Finally, someone with some sense!
Raven: Which means he won't last long.
Subarashii: Must you always ruin my mood?
Raven: It brings my spirits up.
Who the hell are you and why were in the damn mirror!" Naraku finally questioned.
"My name is Ryuuren and I'm am the elder son of the great dog demon…"
"What? I thought Sesshomaru was the eldest?"
"Hmph… Shows how much you know Half-breed!"
Crona: "You don't know about the third brother that's better than both of the demonic characters and was never mentioned until now? Wow, how stupid are you?"
"Ugh! You dare speak to me like that! Do you know who I am!"
"No and I could care less who you are. You are nothing but a weak half-demon that has to absorb other demons to maintain you power."
"Ugh! That's it! Now you've made me mad! Naraku shouted as he launched an attack at Ryuuren.
Subarashii: …what kind of attack? Can you actually specify what he's doing? Or would that require you to try and fail at writing an action scene?
"Hmph!" Ryuuren sighed as he held up his hand.
"What? You think you can stop me…Huh!" As naraku's attack reached Ryuuren's hand he was stopped in midair.
Subarashii: See? I didn't even know he moved there.
"Huh, what's this?" Ryuuren said as he reached inside Naraku and drew out a red sphere.
"That's… My heart!" Kagura thought. "So he is the one who will free me! What a relief."
Crona: Wow, he didn't take long to mess around with the story.
Raven: Oh, joy, it's a Fixer Sue.
"That's mine." Kagura said.
"Huh? Yours? What is it?"
"It's my heart."
"What! Your heart!" Ryuuren yelled as he turned to look at Naraku. "Unforgivable!" He then pushed his hand forward. As he did Naraku was thrown back twenty feet.
Crona: Inuyasha's family is connected to The Force?
Subarashii: Would you be surprised?
"Ugh! Damn it!" Naraku said as he hit the ground.
"Vermin! Ah, I believe this belongs to you." Ryuurensaid as he was beginning to give Kagura her heart back.
"Don't do it! If you do she will turn on you! Sango warned. "She's right you know." Miroku added.
Raven: Love how everyone feels the need to add absolutely nothing of worth to the conversation.
"Hmph, have you no faith in me?" Kagura questioned.
"Hell no!" Inuyasha shot back. "Hmph do what you want Ryuuren. If she does try anything you could always just kill her." Sesshomaru shot out.
Subarashii: Do it anyway. Please?
"Yeah right! Like I'm going to try anything after seeing how he man handled Naraku!" Kagura thought.
Subarashii: …I'm going to let this one go on account of the fact that Raven's a prude.
*WHAP!*
"I won't try anything, I swear it! Please!" she begged.
"(Sigh)Very well, you can have it on one condition."
"Name it."
"Join forces with me."
"Hmm… Okay. It's a deal."
Raven: Don't take your time with that decision or anything.
"Great here you go." Ryuuren said as he handed Kagura her heart.
"Oh no! I'm hiding in case she tries something!" A very frightened shippo screamed.
Raven: And yet another character adding nothing of worth.
Crona: This is going to happen a lot, especially with all the characters we're supposedly going to see.
To be continued in chapter 4
Subarashii: You can just feel the drama, can't you?
A/N: Will Kagura keep her end of the deal or will she turn on Ryuuren?
Subarashii: Will anyone begin to give a fuck?
Find out next chapter. I figured I should make this chapter a little funnier than the others.
Crona: Did you? I couldn't tell.
Also I decided to give shippo a line.
Raven: I'm sure he appreciates it.
He'll probably have more lines in upcoming chapters.
Raven: I'm sure they'll all be as good as that last one.
Please review! Thanks!
Subarashii: Eat my shorts!
Others: …
Subarashii: …wow, even I feel ashamed of that one.
FYI: The "shut the hell up inuyasha" line actually came from a personal happening in my life.
Crona: That shouldn't scare me. But it does.
I was watching Galaxy angels with my friends and we heard Richard Cox (Voice actor for Inuyasha's character) and without thinking one of them shouted out "Shut Up Inuyasha!"(Yeah goofy. I know.)
Subarashii: I was leaning towards "pathetic", but that's just me.
so now whenever we see him we make fun of him.
Subarashii: Smartest thing you've ever done.
Sorry!
There won't be a new chapter until after next Wednesday.
Raven: I'll try to contain my sorrow.
I am truly sorry for all my fans but this is my senior year (Please don't make any HSM references)
Subarashii: Oh, please, give us some credit.
and I have to study for a test. Also, I have written myself into a corner.
Raven: This doesn't surprise me at all.
The reason, simple. I have way too many ideas for stories. So i will be writing a short story about Resident Evil Outbreak
Crona: …why in the world would you do that?
and hopefully this will help clear my mind.(Don't worry loyal fans, it won't be as long as my Inuyasha story maybe only a chapter!) Again I am sorry for the inconvenience!
Chaos The Immortal
Crona: …why did I just get that feeling of someone walking on my grave?
Raven: I don't know, but I felt it too…
Subarashii: That's very, very weird…
Readers Rejoice! I am happy to present Chapter 4 of "A Story Called Fate".
Subarashii: Oddly enough, I don't feel like rejoicing. Do you guys?
Crona: Not really.
Raven: No.
I want to thank everyone for their support and reviews.
Raven: Which is still all three of you.
"Join forces with me."
"Hmm… Okay. It's a deal."
"Great here you go." Ryuuren said as he handed Kagura her heart.
"Oh no! I'm hiding in case she tries something!" A very frightened shippo screamed.
Crona: …this seems familiar.
Subarashii: What's the point in doing a recap? This isn't the show, it hasn't been a week since the last time we read something we can read at any time!
Chapter 4: New Allies
"Finally! I am free from that bastard Naraku! And I have you to thank Ryuuren!" Kagura said as she gave Ryuuren a slight peck on the cheek.
Raven: *facepalm*
"(Gasp!) She didn't!" Sango exclaimed
"Oh yeah! She did!" Kagome said.
Raven: Yep, she acted completely out of character. We better start getting used to this.
"I am yours to command my lord." Kagura happily added.
"Ugh! Damn it!" Naraku said as he rose to his feet. "You will pay dearly for this, Ryuuren! And I will destroy you as well Kagura! Believe this!"
Crona: Wrong show!
Raven: The line was different.
Crona: Oh. Oops.
"No you don't Naraku! Inuyasha yelled as he dove for him.
"I don't have time for you!" Naraku yelled as a cloud of miasma began to form and he disappeared into the horizon.
"Damn it! Naraku!"
Subarashii: "I'm trying to actually bring the show to an end! Why do you have to be so difficult?"
"Let him be Inuyasha." Sesshomaru said.
"What! Are you stupid Sesshomaru!"
"Don't dare raise your tone at me half-breed!"
Crona: Why do people keep using that as an insult? First in…that fanfic, and now here.
Raven: At least here it makes some degree of sense.
"Both of you shut up!'Ryuuren said.
"Or what?"
"Inuyasha don't make me hurt you. I promised your mother I wouldn't hurt you. Don't make me break that promise!"
"Hmph, whatever."
Subarashii: And thus, Inuyasha has been Flanderized.
*TVTropes references: 24*
"Now that that's out of the way, we should all join forces to destroy Naraku. Right Sesshomaru?"
Subarashii: *singing* Because I'm Mr. Fixit! It feels good!
Others: …
Subarashii: No?
"Lord Sesshomaru join forces with Inuyasha! Hell will freeze over before that ever happens!" Jaken Shouted out.
"Jaken."
"Ah, yes my lord?"
Subarashii: "Go back to not having any use."
"Lord Sesshomaru!" They all heard a small voice cry out.
They all looked to where the voice came from. As they did they saw a little girl running towards them.
"I told you to stay away, Rin."
"I'm sorry Master Jaken, but I got worried about Lord Sesshomaru."
Crona: There's not going to be much point in Rin being there, is there?
Raven: If we're lucky.
"Aw, so cute!" Sango and Kagome exclaimed.
Raven: Everyone in this fic's just so insightful, aren't they?
Subarashii: But Rin is cute.
Crona: Yeah, that's true.
Raven: …OK, but there's no need to state the obvious.
"Sesshomaru, who is this?" Ryuuren asked.
"Huh, Lord Sesshomaru, who is that? He looks just like you!" Rin said.
"This is Rin." Sesshomaru answered.
"Oh kay… It's nice to meet you Rin. I am Ryuuren, Sesshomaru's older brother.
"It's nice to meet you." Rin said with a bow.
Raven: Thank you for that exercise in pointlessness, fic.
"Well, like I was saying we should join up to defeat Naraku. I mean, honestly, I can hurt him. But I can't kill him. Not without my "Friends".
Crona: There are those quotations again. Why is he being so unnecessarily vague?
Subarashii: Stuness.
Crona: Oh.
"So, what do you suggest we do, "Brother"? Inuyasha asked.
We should return to the western lands. There we can plan our attacks. And rest a bit too.
"Return to the western lands? What do you mean?" Shippo asked.
We will return to the fortress we have there."
"Oh."
Subarashii: Oh, of course Stu has a fortress! What kind of…er…is he evil or good?
Raven: Honestly, I can't really tell. He made it clear he's siding with the heroes, but even so…
"Well, let's get moving!"
"Yes, my lord." Kagura answered.
"Right." Sesshomaru said.
"Hmph, whatever." Inuyasha said.
Subarashii: Have fun, Flanders!
A/N: Whew! Finally wrote chapter 4. so what will be the plan to stop Naraku. Also, what did Ryuuren mean by "His friends"? Find out next chapter.
Crona: I'm willing to bet we won't.
FYI: Sorry it took so long. Most of you might not know why but I had to study for tests and stuff like that. Also I was in a bad mood since Saturday.
Raven: I know the feeling.
I wasn't going to even try to finish today but I just bought a Hellsing T-shirt off ebay on Saturday and got it yesterday.
Crona: …and that motivated you? A new shirt?
Subarashii: Oh, what it must be like to be so simple…
Raven: You sure you don't already know what that's like?
Subarashii: Oh shut up.
Chapter 5 may take longer because I also bought Fable: The Lost Chapters so I want to try and beat it.
Crona: …why?
It shouldn't take more than 4-5 days to beat.
Crona: Again, why even bother?
Whew! Finally wrote chapter 5. I played fable but got pissed at it. I'll explain more after.
Crona: I warned you…
Thanks for waiting and being so patient and also thanks for the reviews!
Raven: …I'm not going to make that joke every chapter. That'd just get tedious.
Chapter 5: The PlanAt the fortress…
"My lord! You're…you're alive!" the lesser dog demon said with shock.
Subarashii: Yeahbutwho?
"Ah, my good friend Ran! It has been far too long." Ryuuren said.
Raven: Great, another OC.
Subarashii: *sneezes*
Raven: Is that just a running gag now or something?
"Yes, far too long my good friend."
"How is your sister Maya doing?"
"She is fine, my lord. Why do you ask? Do you still wish to marry her?"
Crona: Just how many OCs are we going to get in this fic?
Subarashii: *sneezes*
Raven: If my guess is correct, too many.
"Ha ha, no my good friend. She is far too much for me to handle!"
"Yes! She's too much of a handful for most people too my lord. Everyone! Look, Lord Ryuuren is still alive!" Ran announced.
Subarashii: And not a single fuck was given.
"Lord Ryuuren! You are alive! But how?" Kari said
Subarashii: Unannounced crossover alert!
Crona: Have to admit, a Digimon/Inuyasha crossover is something I haven't heard of…
Raven: It's another OC guys.
Subarashii: *sneezes*
Crona: Oh.
"Kari. My sister. How you've grown." Ryuuren teased.
"You flatter me my lord."
"Wait! We have a sister too? What the hell! What else do I not know?" Inuyasha asked.
Crona: You mean no one told you about your deformed Siamese twin?
Raven: Do NOT start that again.
Crona: Sorry…
"She is not our sister but is like a sister." Sesshomaru explained.
"Oh"
Raven: She's still an unneeded OC.
Subarashii: *sneezes*
"Well, well, well. If it isn't little Inuyasha!" Ran said.
Crona: And how does he know Inuyasha?
Subarashii: Don't mind the plothole guys, let's just keep moving.
"Hmph, whatever. When are we going to come up with this "Master Plan" of yours Ryuuren?" Inuyasha asked.
"Right. Ran, have everyone gather in the main hall."
"Yes my lord!" ran said as he took off.
"Let's go too."
"Okay." Everyone answered.
20 minutes later, main hall…
Crona: Must be a big castle.
Subarashii: Of course it's a big castle! Stu wouldn't settle for anything less!
"Right. I have gathered you all here for an announcement. We need to destroy Naraku! I will not have my father's legacy wiped clean because of some measly half-breed! Uh…no offense Inuyasha." Ryuuren said.
Crona: Honestly, that "half-breed" thing is starting to feel a bit racist…
"Just shut up and tell us the plan already." Inuyasha barked.
"All right, jeez! This is the plan. We'll have three groups, two of which will distract Naraku and the other which will take Naraku head on."
"Whose on which team?" Sango asked.
"Team one will consist of Kagome, Miroku, you, Kari and Kirara. Team two will consist of Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Kagura, and Ran."
"Ahem!" Sesshomaru cleared his throat.
"I mean Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Kagura, and Ran."
"That's better!"
Raven: …really? Really, guys?
"Hey!" Inuyasha said angrily.
"Team three will consist of me and me alone."
Crona: So, basically the plan is "everyone else get out of the way and let me kill him".
Subarashii: Of course it is! Stu's just that powerful!
"What about me?" a voice said.
"Huh? Who said that?" Miroku asked.
"My lord, surely you haven't forgotten about me? Even if it has been 200 years?" the female demon said as she surfaced from the darkness of the room.
Raven: *monotone* Oh look, another OC. What a surprise.
Subarashii: *sneezes*
"Kira? Of course I haven't." Ryuuren said. "You will be assisting Sesshomaru.
"Yes, my lord. But are you sure you wouldn't feel more comfortable with me by your side?" Kira flirted.
Subarashii: I can't be the only one hoping she pulls out a Death Note at some point.
"What the hell?" Kagura thought.
"I'll be fine!" Ryuuren barked loudly at her.
"Of course my lord."
"My lord? When do these plans commence?" Kagura asked.
"Not for awhile. We will not strike first. He will." Ryuuren replied. "First we should rest and prepare. Everyone! I want you to treat these humans as if they were one of us. Understood!"
"Yes my lord!" all the demons answered.
"Good. Now show them were they will be staying."
"All right, all of you come with me." A maid said.
Crona: *yawns*
Raven: …Crona, if you're going to doze off, could you lean towards Subarashii this time?
Subarashii: Aww, you don't want to cuddle with your friend?
Raven: Again, invoking the crack shippers.
Subarashii: And your plan is to toss them at me? Thanks a lot, kid.
"Sesshomaru wait. I need to speak to you." Ryuuren said.
"Oh crap! Here it comes." "About what?" Sesshomaru fearfully asked.
Raven: …where are those trays we were supposedly going to get?
Subarashii: This is why people need to listen to me more!
"What do you think of Kagura?"
"The wind witch? I don't know if she can be trusted honestly. But maybe she's changed." Sesshomaru answered.
"Hmm…"
"What? What are you thinking brother?"
"Sesshomaru, I think its time we found you a mate."
"What!" Sesshomaru yelled.
Subarashii: …ah, hell.
"And I believe that Kagura is the one for you."
"No she's not! We have nothing in common!" Sesshomaru protested.
"Too bad. She's yours." Ryuuren stated.
Raven: Wow, great idea there. Don't worry about whether or not they're compatible or anything, just set them up for the sake of setting them up. Best brother ever.
"Why don't you take her for yourself? She could be your mate!" Sesshomaru tried to convince him.
Raven: Incidentally, I'm getting more than a little insulted at the constant usage of the term "mate".
Crona: I think that's just a dog-demon thing.
"Ah…no. I'm more like father, I like human women." Ryuuren joked. "I think Inuyasha's girl is hot but, that demon slayer is pretty sexy herself."
"Shut the hell up!"
"Sesshomaru, you need her."
"For what?"
Subarashii: "For the satisfaction of all the rabid fangirls, of course!"
Crona: There are Sesshomaru/Kagura fangirls?
Subarashii: Would you be surprised if there were?
Crona: …no, not really.
"For Rin's sake you bastard!" Ryuuren barked. "She needs a mother figure in her life!"
Crona: …just the fact that I'm speaking at all should indicate how stupid that statement is.
"Uh…I don't know. Maybe your right." Sesshomaru said.
Subarashii: I will be sure to make all the necessary whip noises once you two get together. Also, your man card is revoked.
"He has a point. Rin does need a mother. I mean I am like her father."
Raven: Yeah, you'll be doing her a huge favour when you divorce her because you two have nothing in common. Dad of the year, for sure.
"Well Sesshomaru? How bout it?"
"Fine, for Rin."
Subarashii: Hey, just throwing this out there, how about you focus more on being a decent father figure, instead of just getting a mother figure too and expecting everything to work out?
Raven: You're expecting the Flanderized, OOC characters to think, Subarashii.
Subarashii: Right, sorry.
"There you go. I will discuss this with Kagura. You're dismissed."
"Sure." Sesshomaru said as he left the room.
"Ha! Sesshomaru is a fool."
Raven: Noooooooo, really?
Ryuuren said as a maid walked in. "You. Send for Kagura."
"Yes my lord." She said as she left the room.
Two minutes later Kagura entered the room.
"Yes Ryuuren?" she asked.
"What do you think of my brother Sesshomaru?" he asked.
"Sess…Sesshomaru? Well he's okay I guess."
Crona: Wait…weren't they leaning towards her and Ryuuren?
Subarashii: You want her to get with Stu?
Crona: No, but why the sudden switch? It just seems weird…
"You like him?"
"What! Well I don't know."
"You do? Don't you?"
"Maybe I do."
Subarashii: Wow, how indecisive are these people? They make Charlie Brown look like a take-charge kind of guy.
Fearing that he could not convince her the easy way, Ryuuren decided to trick her instead.
Raven: Manipulating your friends' feelings to get what you want. And this is supposed to be our hero.
"That's good! For my brother has just confessed his love for you!"
"Ah…he what! He loves me!" Kagura asked. "How can this be? Sesshomaru loves me?"
"Oh yes! He loves you with a passion. But you must not tell him you know of this." He warned.
"But why?"
"Because he is far too proud and will never admit to this."
"He has a point. I don't think Sesshomaru would ever admit that." Kagura drifted off into thought.
Raven: The normal Sesshomaru certainly wouldn't, but I think we've established by now that this isn't the normal Sesshomaru.
Crona: So all he had to do was tell her he loved her and she fell in love too? …does that actually work?
Others: NO!
"Ahem! Kagura? Are you even listening to me?"
Snapping back to reality she answered him. "Yes my lord."
"Promise me you will not tell him."
"Yes I promise!"
"Good! You may leave now."
"As you wish." Kagura said leaving. "Sesshomaru loves me! Very well then! I will in turn love him back! My sweet sesshy!" Kagura thought with a giggle.
All: AGH!
Subarashii: Oh God, I'm gonna be sick!
Raven: Why is it so wrong? Why?
Crona: Please tell me that's going to go away! Please!
"My lord is it right to trick her like that?" Ran asked.
"Of course it is!
Raven: Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.
Crona: I still can't get over that…people in relationships don't always give each other bad nicknames…do they?
Subarashii: …you should be fine.
Now for the rest of this to work I must trick my arrogant brother.
Crona: Why would you need to trick Inuyasha?
Go a fetch him."
"If you say so Ryuuren." Ran said as he went to get Sesshomaru.
Another minute later and Sesshomaru was back.
Subarashii: Despite having left just a few minutes ago. What do they call that, again?
Raven: Pointless?
Subarashii: A-yep.
"What is it brother?"
It's about Kagura. I have something very important to tell you."
"What is it now?"
"The "wind witch" as you call her, is in love with you!"
"What! You're lying!"
"Brother, have I ever steered you wrong."
Crona: "Well, there was that one incident involving the treehouse and a can of Red Bull…"
"Ah…no you haven't but is this true?"
"Yes! She has told me herself. But you can not tell her you know!"
"And why not?"
"Because, she said the thought of you rejecting her love would be enough to kill her!" Ryuuren exclaimed. "Okay, I think I'm going a little too far. There's no way he will believe this!"
Raven: …what's the point in even mentioning what's wrong here?
Subarashii: I ask you, What The Hell, Hero?
*TVTropes references: 25*
"Are you serious? Then I will not tell her. And I will return her love. Sesshomaru said. "I shall make Kagura mine!"
Raven: All together now…
All: *facepalm*
"Wow! He actually bought it? What an simpleton!"
Subarashii: Gee, I wonder whose fault that is?
"So you will make her your mate?"
"No."
"No?"
"I shall make her my wife." Sesshomaru said.
Subarashii: …were we supposed to go "aww" there or something?
Raven: I…think so. But I don't really feel like doing that.
Crona: Me either…
"Now if you'll excuse me."
"Sure thing brother."
Sesshomaru left his brother behind and went to find his future bride.
"He actually bought it Ryuuren!" Ran said with amazement.
"Yeah! Tell me about it!"
"They are going to be pissed if they ever find out what you did!"
"Hmph! They would need a whole army to take me down! Ryuuren said.
Subarashii: Of course Stu is that great? Even though the fact that he needs to declare that makes him sound like an arrogant prick!
"Look after everyone all right Ran?"
"But why my lord?"
"I need to find my "friends" I left behind."
"You mean…"
"Yes. My weapons. I think they may come in handy."
"Especially Soul Reaver my lord?"
Crona: …I'm pretty sure that isn't a sword from Inuyasha…in fact, it sounds pretty familiar…
"Of course! I'll be back be sunrise tomorrow." Ryuuren said as he leapt of the balcony.
"Hmm, yeah."
"Be careful my love." Maya said from her hiding spot.
Raven: Thank you for adding to the neverending pointlessness, OC.
Subarashii: *sneezes*
A/N: Finally done with this chapter! It is by far thelongest one I have written so far.
Crona: My drooping eyelids are evidence of this.
So now we finally know what Ryuuren meant by his friends.
Raven: Because it's not like you mentioned swords at any point or anything.
And will Sesshomaru and Kagura find out they were tricked? And will Ryuuren try to trick the other couples as well? Only one way to find out.
Subarashii: Assume the answer is yes and stop reading?
Raven: If only.
FYI: Fable was Shorter than I thought.
Crona: One of the many problems with it.
I tried a cheat to get unlimited silver keys and my game froze. Meaning I had to start over form the beginning.
Subarashii: I love how he thinks we care.
I also went nerd on it. (A phrase my older brother uses. It basically means I tried to unlock everything and get 100% game completion. Which I did.)
Subarashii: Good for you, you want a medal? …oh, wait, they actually do that now. They're called achievements.
I unlocked the best armor in the game called Archon's battle armor with has an armor rating of 1109! Next chapter may take long because I need to brainstorm.
Raven: Oh don't try and fool us, you don't actually think when you write this.
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Next part is on the way. Sorry this is taking so long, but real life decided to get in the way.
Should be back soon.