PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE CROSSOVERER
CHAPTER 10
ACE ATTORNEY VS PROFESSOR LAYTON & SHERLOCK HOLMES
"ok where now" said phoenix
"what dont u recogn oh right sorry for nearly offending you again" said apollo
"what where are we pls"
"were in london"
"WHAT, THE PLACE OF PROFESSOR LAYTON"
"yeah"
"woah damn lets go meet him"
they got on the bus and went to gressenheller university
"ohai phoenix" said layton (this is GHOST professor layton so theres no contradiction here)
"hi professor sorry i cant see u some asshole called king lear gave me a curse that makes me blind"
"wow what a dick" said layton "but what brings you here"
"were looking for a giant to stop harry potter from destroying kyle hyde with that moon in the legend of zelda, there should be one here"
"wait really" said layton
"yeah" said link "tatl asked tael where they were in this version of the game (cause this is actually a hacked version of majoras mask its very rare but u can buy it on some blac market for $10000) and she said he said "wood. london. room. court. da for who are there bringem here" so there should be one here"
"but prafessah" said luke "shahley a giant would be on teh news"
"indeed my boi" said layton and he thought about this
PUZZLE 1
wheres the giant
tael says theres a giant in london but the news never heard about it, where is the giant
"you know mah boi i think this may be it" said layton and he pointed "a tru gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved"
and layton revealed the giant was actually in the london of his GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHERS TIME
"yes back then there wasnt much technology so the giant wouldnt have been noticed so we must get help from my late grand dad"
"but whos ur grandad" said athena
"it is none other dan the great detective SHERLOCK HOLMES"
"WOAH WHAT"
"but you have different last names" said mario
"but you dont have a last name" said layton "also hes from my mothers family so yeah"
layton drove them all down to dimitri allens lab, it was really hard to get all 9 of them in and the professor and luke too but they stuffed some of them in the trunk to save space
"ok were here" said layton
he opened the door and helped blind phoenix out and then he open the trunk, oops i mean "boot" because london, and let apollo athena edgey gumshoe mario link ron and hermoine out
"hmmmm" said dimitri "i understand, so we must get sherlock to find this giant and awaken him to stop harry?"
"yea" said phoenix
"well the time machine experiment has been banned but we can send messages to the past, ill call sherlock"
he picked up the phone and dialled the year of sherlocks times number and then it connected him to that times phone lines and called sherlocks number
"hey sherlock its me" said dimitri
"uuuughhh dimitri what the fuck do you want now dont you know how late it is here in london?"
"o sorry holmes but layton and others wanna find some giant in ur time, go look for it will u"
"fuck u"
===SHERLOCK HOLMES THE ADVENTURE OF THE GIANT SECRET===
sherlock got out of bed
"come watson we must away to find a giant"
"oh ok"
they walked around the dark nights of london but they didnt find any giant
"hmmmm" sherlock examined the place "there are signs of giant being here, look at that hand print on that car in that tree"
"but where did they go" said watson
"idk, but it must be around here somewher"
they saw stones in a circle
"ah" said sherlock and he look at each one closely "look at how each of these were pressed before another, we can determine exactly how long ago each was pressed and get the order they were pressed and itll open"
"wow ur amazing"
they pressed them in the order and it opened up
but they saw a sign saying "only the lawyers of spiky heads may waken me"
"well crap" said sherlock "idk any lawyers like that, but lets call dimitri maybe he knows"
sherlock called dimitri and told him what they found and then lestrade and gregson showed up and arrested them for trespassing a forbidden area
===LAYTON===
"ok u heard him" said dimitri "lets go"
REASON IN MADNESS
"hehheheheheh" laughed phoenix "what even is the POINT of dis?"
"what" said apollo
"come apollo, we all think the moon is falling, but i cannot see such a truth. and travelling through portals, what kind of crazy shit is that"
"guys hes gone insane" said apollo "hes had too much lear"
"ohhhhh i tell u i am sane" said phoenix as they carried him out "SAAAAAAAAAAAAANE"
===AT THE PLACE===
they got out of the car and phoenix was saying random shit
"time travel more like time travlel" said phoenix
"whatever" said apollo "so lets the press the rocks in that order"
they did that and the ground went open and they saw a sign saying
"only the lawyers of spiky heads may waken me"
"but i have spiky head" said apollo
"oh right" said the sign and it went underground and the ground opened up even more
AND LOOSHA CAME OUT
"LOOSHA UR ALIVE" said luke
"i never died" said loosha "u all just thought so cause i closed my eyes and those two kids cried, but im alive all along"
"woah" said layton "hey wait.."
"also the water of the golden garden gave me ability to speak english"
"wow dats amazing" said layton
"oh u know what else i can do" said loosha
"what" said luke
and loosha looked up and sang "riiiiiight downnn ayyyy downnn riiiight uuuuuuuuuuppppp"
and she vanished into the sky as they heard "riiiiiight downnn ayyyy downnn riiiight uuuuuuuuuuppppp"
"giant dinosaurs lol thats retarded, im a lawyer" said phoenix
"yeah ok shut up" said edgeworth "ok link wheres next to go"
"well weve been to the wood which was the hundred acre wood and now london which was both layton AND sherlock london, so now we gotta go to either room or court" said link
"doesnt matter, lets go to either, maybe the room will be a healers room that will get rid of phoenix dumb curse so actually lets go there"
"ok" said link and he played the song of portals and they all went into the portal to the room
WHAT KIND OF ROOM WILL IT BE?
ULL FIND OUT WHEN IT IS TO BE CONTINUED!