Wally muttered a string of swear words coldly as he dressed himself in the clothes Artemis had given him earlier. The team found themselves in India and Wally was not happy about it. From what he had gathered from an episode of Seinfeld he had watched, it probably wasn't that good idea to use the bathrooms. He was now dressed in a purple vest and white pants which oddly enough was the same outfit all the other guys wore except the vest was different colors.

"Ugh! This is no fair! I wanted to go to Verona!" Wally groaned as a blushing Dick stood beside him and had his face covered, wearing a similar outfit to his friend.

"Wally, its your turn next on the vacation wheel. We can make fun of Romeo and Juliet later." Dick muttered as he hid his face even more.

"What order are we going in again?" Wally asked as he finally stopped blushing. "And fine, we can do that later as long as we ride elephants this trip."

"Kaldur, Conner, Megan, Artemis, Wally, Dick." Conner called from the lawn chair he now sat in, a short distance away from the others. "And hell no!"

"Wally, please try to enjoy yourself while we are here." Kaldur said stiffly from his own chair. "Find something to entertain yourselves with- Which does not include eating anything off the ground again. Or riding animals for that matter."

"Isn't that basically what curry is though?" Dick asked as he put on his bio-mask as any sort of scent that got to him reminded him of the smoothie from before.

"No, but apparently to you it smells that way." Wally said as he put a red dot on his forehead.

"You do realize that dot means you're married right?" Conner pointed out from where he sat, adjusting his turban.

"Oh shut it Aladan! Of course I knew that!" Wally lied as he pealed off the dot and tossed it aside.

Artemis suddenly came out of the changing area of the trailer the Bio-ship had taken the form of. Her bangs were brushed back and her hair was in a long frenchbraid and she wore a yellow dress that wrapped around her body and a shimmering translucent gold shall around her shoulders with matching jewelry. Megan followed her, wearing a wrap dress in the color purple with dark green sashes and embellishments with her hair done back in a bun.

"Just found myself some entertainment." Wally said bluntly as he smirked at the two woman.

"Stay away from my girlfriend Wally." Conner said in a warning tone as he walked over to Megan and wrapped a protective arm around her waist.

"Chill Supey. I didn't mean like that." Wally said as he grabbed Dick hand and quickly pulled him into the trailer.

Meanwhile: In Gotham City:

A lonely Batman walked around the Batcave slowly and would glance every so often at the batcomputer. The last time he spoke to his son, the boy had food poisoning in a Mexican hotel. That had been almost two weeks ago and now he was beginning to get worried. Suddenly the skype symbol lit up on the screen and a picture of Dick flashed across the screen. He was quick to open it but was mortified by what he saw.

Dick, or a woman that looked like Dick he couldn't tell was standing in the middle of a restaurant in India doing a traditional dance with who appeared to be Wally. What made this scene mortophining is the meaning behind the dance. Which was normally preformed after a wedding by the new couple. An elephant was behind them and it was dressed as Batman.

"Dear Lord..." He muttered as he laid his head down on the table, not noticing Alfred was standing behind him. "No..."

"I knew it." He stated simply before leaving the room.

"Wait. Knew what? Knew what!?" Bruce yelped as he got up and ran after the man. "Alfred!"

Meanwhile: Back in India:

The dance ended and the owner of the restaurant clapped and laughed and the elephant ate a peanut. Megan was currently wrapping a box of curry to send to her relatives back on Mars so she had missed most of the performance and Artemis and Kaldur had been studying the shrines and Goddess statues that they found in the restaurants. Conner was still filming as Dick and Wally concluded the video.

"I'd like to thank my friend Megan for the dress, Artemis for suggesting this in place of our original Romeo and Juliet skit, and my good friend Alfred who suggested we send this video as a prank to my dad. Who probably now thinks I am married to my best friend. And also the elephant, who played the role as the elephant." Dick said as the gang waited for the Batmobile to show up.