"S-So...what DID happen?"

"It's simple...ish."

"Ms. Kitty had been eating fish in a largeish, heavy bowl by the pool.

Darian had come by and accidentally stepped in her meal.

Ms. Kitty hadn't been pleased, and roughly shoved Darian. However, she had intended to just knock him over. Instead she knocked him into the pool, the bowl of fish stuck on his foot.

Ms. Kitty had run, off to get more fish for herself, unaware that Darian couldn't' swim. At all. Why would a vampire need to learn?

Darian attempted to swim, but the heavy crown and the bowl on his leg hindered his efforts.

Also no one heard the noises he made for help. As Ms. Kitty didn't know what was happening, she didn't alert anyone.

And that's how Darian died." Nagito says as we group up near the hotel houses.

"Did you just get that explanation from Mono-Reject?" Kaede asks.

"Maybe." Nagito smiles.

"I can't believe that we'd be fool enough to kill." Ashley grumbles.

"#ACCIDENTAL MURDER .exe" Swagbear yells.

"Do not worry everyone, my fabulous shiny mustache will protect everyone!" Theodore declares.

"Lady Hung thinks you're all ridiculously unintelligent!" Lady Hung screams.

"hashtag you're all stupid hashtag i hate you all" Ayaka drones.

Then there's silence.

"GEICO 15 MINUTES COULD SAVE YOU FIFTEEN PERCENT OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE" Ad suddenly screams at full volume.

"Ad-sama please try not to be too loud desu" Marie-Glitta says softly as she sprinkles glitter everywhere.

"MwahahahahahaIhateyouallMwahahahahaha" Rurururu announces.

AJ and Tomato have nothing to say, though I'm fairly certain that AJ is perfectly fine with this murder. Less boys to flirt with 'his' girls, and no annoying cat-humans.

As for Tomato/Pineapple, who knows what he thinks.

"Ufufufufu...why don't we get some..." Bunnie raises her eyebrows. "Sleep, hmm..?"

"A-alright bakas, let's get some sleep! W-We'll meet at breakfast tomorrow." Tsundere says loudly.

Everyone files into their respective cabins, except for me. Once everyone is gone, I regain control of myself once more.

I take a minute to walk to Darian's cabin. It's empty, of course. I check the sign by the door. What had once been labeled with "Darian" was now replaced by garbled text.

"1A53GBF.41HFS4H3.F1H2F tell my parents 21AF2D3GF01.H2 that I don't mean it when 01.10F.1G0FG2 I say no homo 2G0F12G0D"

Strange.

Ms. Kitty's reveals garbled text too.

"GAGLHFGGAG24FDG4G.3543 FISH . 4S35 MEOW FA2.4FG.G1 S23 0 COLLAR"

I finally venture to the pool, which is empty and clean. I doubt anyone will be swimming in it for a while.

I head to the restaurant and find a discarded fish in the kitchen, left there by Ms. Kitty perhaps. I scoop it up with a bowl and set it in the fridge.

I'm tired, but I know very well I won't be able to sleep. So I sit in one of the tables by the open windows, staring up at the stars.

Am I...

Am I being watched?

The FTE poll is uppppppp!

Filler stuff like this will appear in-between trials and FTEs. Sometimes we get other nonsense instead of murder explanations.

-Skye the fluffy garbage