Everyone stared after Frodo in surprise. Since when did Frodo cook?
And jam? That little hobbit was just going coo-coo.
However, Frodo's reaction was actually mild compared to everyone else's.
Pippin, Aragorn and Faramir still hadn't said anything. Eomer was still passed out and Legolas was trying to comfort Boromir, who was still crying on the elf's shoulder. But Haldir certainly had a voice.
"HOW COULD YOU LET THE WIZARD GET AHOLD OF THIS TYPE OF POTION????!!!"
Galadriel raised an eyebrow at him.
She'd take his normal cool and distant over short-tempered and bitchy any day.
"Well..."
"THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!" Boromir suddenly yelled, cutting Galadriel off, "we didn't do anything to Gandalf that was nearly this bad!"
Unfortunately, Boromir's little...um speech, was made quite ineffective by the fact that he was still crying on Legolas' shoulder.
"Geez Boromir SHUT UP!!!!"
Everyone glared over at Haldir.
They were more annoyed at the bitch than Boromir.
Aragorn suddenly picked up his sword and faced Gandalf with a slightly unhinged, sinister laugh and growled quite calmly.
"You're dead."
In the space of .831575155756764 seconds, Gandalf's brain shrunk to a size impossible to detect by any microscope, and he seemed to completely forget that he was the wizard, not Aragorn.
Gandalf yelped and took for the hills. (Are there hills in Lothlorien).
While Aragorn chased after Gandalf with a fury unequaled anywhere in all Middle-Earth, everyone (and by that I mean all the pregnant men) started cheering the king on.
Well actually Legolas wasn't. Instead he pulled out a notebook.
"Hmm...let's see. I think I'll give Aragorn 4 points for this."
Before anyone could see, he rehid his notebook.
(I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE GOT THE NOTEBOOK AND FRANKLY I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!)
Haldir grabbed his bow and ran into the woods (I pity the deer that gets in his way).
However, everyone else stayed where they were.
Legolas looked at Galadriel.
"Why did you need a potion to make males pregnant anyway Galadriel?"
Galadriel just walked away mumbling something about "so many questions, not enough answers."
I think she has a secret, don't you?
When Galadriel was gone, Merry turned to Pippin.
"What about you? Who's the father...er, mother...or other parent?"
Pippin turned to his cousin with a weak look on his face. He had just finished throwing up and he looked terrible.
"I have absolutely no idea," he replied.
Merry was stunned. "Geez Pippin, YOU ARE A SLUT!!!"
Whoa, Legolas thought to himself. Merry gets 3 points for the low blow.
However, Pippin got his revenge.
About 5 seconds after Merry got his remark in, Pippin threw up all over him.
Well, Pippin gets 7 points for that.
Merry would probably have liked to take points away.
And in the meantime Eomer had decided to wake up and ask if anyone had any onions and jell-o. (Our nod to the tv series Quantum Leap. Hee hee.)
Gandalf suddenly ran past once again.
For an old guy, he was pretty fast.
Aragorn was close behind swinging his sword wildly.
Although, the only thing he really managed to accomplish by swinging his sword around was to trim the hedges.
Legolas thought he earned 1.5 points for that because the hedges really needed trimming.
(Although I wouldn't say that in front of Galadriel).
However, Gandalf stopped running when an arrow came whizzing by and stuck in his pointy...wait a minute, he doesn't have the hat anymore! Well for simplicity's sake we'll say he does.
Anyway, the arrow stuck in his hat and suddenly Haldir's voice shouted:
"THAT'S JUST A WARNING SHOT WIZARD! I'M AIMING LOWER NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!"
Well, that's 5 point's right there.
Aragorn probably would have chopped off Gandalf's head right then and there it Frodo hadn't stepped in at that moment.
"Jam's ready."
Everyone looked at Frodo, but no one felt like eating.
"Well...Frodo we..."
"Hey! I slaved over a hot stove to make this jam and someone's going to eat it!"
Frodo gets 6.5 points for being a mother hen.
"Frodo," Eomer started, "it took you 10 minutes to make the jam."
"That's beside the point."
Legolas sighed, reached over and grabbed the jam.
"Well I at least feel normal, so I can try it."
Legolas received several glares for that.
Aragorn actually received 9 points just for his look.
Legolas tasted the jam.
"THIS IS GREAT FRODO! WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO COOK!"
Everyone stared at Legolas in astonishment. He never got excited about anything except hair…and since when was Frodo a closet cooker?
Everyone tasted the jam...and then wolfed all of it down.
Frodo should get pregnant more often.
Legolas gave him 145 points for the jam.
(Hey, he's the judge.)
And jam? That little hobbit was just going coo-coo.
However, Frodo's reaction was actually mild compared to everyone else's.
Pippin, Aragorn and Faramir still hadn't said anything. Eomer was still passed out and Legolas was trying to comfort Boromir, who was still crying on the elf's shoulder. But Haldir certainly had a voice.
"HOW COULD YOU LET THE WIZARD GET AHOLD OF THIS TYPE OF POTION????!!!"
Galadriel raised an eyebrow at him.
She'd take his normal cool and distant over short-tempered and bitchy any day.
"Well..."
"THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!" Boromir suddenly yelled, cutting Galadriel off, "we didn't do anything to Gandalf that was nearly this bad!"
Unfortunately, Boromir's little...um speech, was made quite ineffective by the fact that he was still crying on Legolas' shoulder.
"Geez Boromir SHUT UP!!!!"
Everyone glared over at Haldir.
They were more annoyed at the bitch than Boromir.
Aragorn suddenly picked up his sword and faced Gandalf with a slightly unhinged, sinister laugh and growled quite calmly.
"You're dead."
In the space of .831575155756764 seconds, Gandalf's brain shrunk to a size impossible to detect by any microscope, and he seemed to completely forget that he was the wizard, not Aragorn.
Gandalf yelped and took for the hills. (Are there hills in Lothlorien).
While Aragorn chased after Gandalf with a fury unequaled anywhere in all Middle-Earth, everyone (and by that I mean all the pregnant men) started cheering the king on.
Well actually Legolas wasn't. Instead he pulled out a notebook.
"Hmm...let's see. I think I'll give Aragorn 4 points for this."
Before anyone could see, he rehid his notebook.
(I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE GOT THE NOTEBOOK AND FRANKLY I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!)
Haldir grabbed his bow and ran into the woods (I pity the deer that gets in his way).
However, everyone else stayed where they were.
Legolas looked at Galadriel.
"Why did you need a potion to make males pregnant anyway Galadriel?"
Galadriel just walked away mumbling something about "so many questions, not enough answers."
I think she has a secret, don't you?
When Galadriel was gone, Merry turned to Pippin.
"What about you? Who's the father...er, mother...or other parent?"
Pippin turned to his cousin with a weak look on his face. He had just finished throwing up and he looked terrible.
"I have absolutely no idea," he replied.
Merry was stunned. "Geez Pippin, YOU ARE A SLUT!!!"
Whoa, Legolas thought to himself. Merry gets 3 points for the low blow.
However, Pippin got his revenge.
About 5 seconds after Merry got his remark in, Pippin threw up all over him.
Well, Pippin gets 7 points for that.
Merry would probably have liked to take points away.
And in the meantime Eomer had decided to wake up and ask if anyone had any onions and jell-o. (Our nod to the tv series Quantum Leap. Hee hee.)
Gandalf suddenly ran past once again.
For an old guy, he was pretty fast.
Aragorn was close behind swinging his sword wildly.
Although, the only thing he really managed to accomplish by swinging his sword around was to trim the hedges.
Legolas thought he earned 1.5 points for that because the hedges really needed trimming.
(Although I wouldn't say that in front of Galadriel).
However, Gandalf stopped running when an arrow came whizzing by and stuck in his pointy...wait a minute, he doesn't have the hat anymore! Well for simplicity's sake we'll say he does.
Anyway, the arrow stuck in his hat and suddenly Haldir's voice shouted:
"THAT'S JUST A WARNING SHOT WIZARD! I'M AIMING LOWER NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!"
Well, that's 5 point's right there.
Aragorn probably would have chopped off Gandalf's head right then and there it Frodo hadn't stepped in at that moment.
"Jam's ready."
Everyone looked at Frodo, but no one felt like eating.
"Well...Frodo we..."
"Hey! I slaved over a hot stove to make this jam and someone's going to eat it!"
Frodo gets 6.5 points for being a mother hen.
"Frodo," Eomer started, "it took you 10 minutes to make the jam."
"That's beside the point."
Legolas sighed, reached over and grabbed the jam.
"Well I at least feel normal, so I can try it."
Legolas received several glares for that.
Aragorn actually received 9 points just for his look.
Legolas tasted the jam.
"THIS IS GREAT FRODO! WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO COOK!"
Everyone stared at Legolas in astonishment. He never got excited about anything except hair…and since when was Frodo a closet cooker?
Everyone tasted the jam...and then wolfed all of it down.
Frodo should get pregnant more often.
Legolas gave him 145 points for the jam.
(Hey, he's the judge.)