"Oh Shit"!, said Dumbledore when he came back to the life. "I will have a chat with old Arthur Dumbledore said murderously. What Dumbledore did not know was that he was being spied on by a pair of naughty twins by the name of Fred and George Weasely.
"We have to alert Harry"! George told Fred. "We could do that, but I have a better idea"Said Fred with a grin. "Ok what is it Fred"! George chimed. "This." said George pulling a piece of parchment from his pocket. "The Maurder's map"! said George in aw. "Yes, and this way Harry knows where Dumbles' spies are at all times" Fred finished with a evil grin as he imagined Dumbledore's face when his plan backfired.
Meanwhile.. at the burrow Arthur Weasely, now ex-husband of Molly Weasely was packing his stuff, preparing to get out of this dump he had been living in for all these years. As he was doing this Dumbledore and Molly apparated through the fire place. Dumbledore approached Arthur with a death glare. "Where do you think your going buddy boy"! Dumbledore spat "Away from this thing I never should have married, and I know you knew she used love potions to get me to marry her old corrupt man." Molly grabbed a kitchen knife and began to charge at Arthur, before Dumbledore stopped them. "No no Molly we need 2 stable Figures to raise Ronald and Ginny in the world of the greater good." Dumbledore replied to Molly with his eyes twinkling haywire. "Why just Ron and Ginny", Arthur started "What about all of the rest of the kids, the ones who haven't been influenced by your games old man! Arthur replied with a fuming anger. "If you can excuse me I will be going". said Arthur in a hurry to leave. "Wake up Arthur"!, Dumbledore started. "Yes Molly did make mistakes, and you did to, for we are all human". Dumbledore paused before speaking again "Despite molly's mountain of faults, dear Arthur I always say a flawed wife is better than none at all." Dumbledore replied with a fake sympathy. "Well what you know about wives Albus, unless you cut off your boy friends manhood's, Oh and I bet your the reason that Ron is Gay!." Arthur Screamed. This caused Dumbledore to reach for his wand, but before he could, Arthur called out. "Billy!" Immediately a house elf showed up , and Arthur said "take me away". "Right master"! the elf croaked before apparating away with Arthur. "I didn't he had an elf, that could of been dinner! Molly screached. While a shocked Dumbledore was left saying "Strip me naked, and paint me blue." before feinting on the ground.
Harry was walking to his common room, when he was approached by two twins he knew by Fred and George. "Hi Fred and George, what is it"? said a puzzled Harry. "We come here to offer you advise". Said George merrily. "Ok, what is it". said Harry still confused. "You know that Dumbledore has 7 students spying on you, he has 1 stationed to each of Hogwarts floors. He will have them eavesdrop on your conversation, so he knows your secrets." Fred finished. "Well thank you guys for warning me I will be alert from now on because of this Muggle loving Idiot. said Harry who was beginning to leave, before being stopped by Fred and George "No, no don't leave Harry we have something to give you" They both said together. "What"? said Harry. "This". said Fred "The Maurders Map" Fred added showing Harry a piece of parchment paper. "What does it do"? said Harry eagerly. "Watch this". said George. "I solemly swear that I'm up to no good". George spoke. In front of Harry the Parchment opened up showing multiple names. Then Harry realized this is a map of Hogwarts." This shows the whole school". Said Harry excitedly. "Indeed" said the twins simultaniously.
Meanwhile a Proud Ron was parading around the castle,after his work with Dumbledore, Dumbledore had put him on the Gryffindor Quddich team as a starting seeker. Also Ron got a new Nimbus 2000. "Wait til Potter sees this." Ron said while flashing his broom in peoples faces.
Harry decided he would have fun with his new map the next day. He went to the third floor where One of Dumbledore's giants were at. "You don't hide well Daphne I think you need to lay off the kidney pie". Harry said teasingly. Just then Daphne came crashing down by Harry she got up and tried to physically knock him out. "Come here Harry!" she said in her booming voice. Harry easily stunned her. Harry then dropped her off at Dumbledore's office with a note saying "I don't miss a trick old Man"! When Dumbledore discovered this later he immediately collapsed.