Title: French Maid Shizuo! (because I'm an extremely lazy authoress who can't be bothered to think of anything more original for a title)
Rating: R? Hell if I know. Sexual situations (all-out buttsecks is only in the last two chapters or so) and language.
Pairing: It's Tom x Shizuo, but that's just a cover up because this was just an excuse for me to write Everyone x Shizuo. :D In a French maid costume.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Response to the Drrr! Kink Meme on LJ. Shizuo lost a bet so now he has to walk around in a French maid costume while everyone around him perves over how short his skirt is and how pretty his ass looks. Tom x Shizuo, Everyone x Shizuo.
Chapter X
Tom, face flushed from exertion and panting heavily for breath, growled through gritted teeth, "Get away from Shizuo. Now."
Celty released Shizuo's hand instantly, her shadows dissipating as well, and she took a step back.
[It's really not what it looks like,] she typed quickly.
Shinra, a long, phallic, metal object gripped in one hand, stood next to her, nervously saying, "She's right, Tanaka-san! We were only examining Shizuo-kun. Please calm down."
Tom took one long look at the dildo-like thing in Shinra's hand and strode towards the examination table, glaring at Shinra as he pulled down Shizuo's skirt to cover up his red ass and helped the blonde up.
"Tom-san, w-what are you-?" began Shizuo, still confused as to why his boss was there.
But Tom covered his mouth with one hand, saying gently, "It's okay, Shizuo, you don't have to tell me anything."
And Shizuo just got more confused, but he didn't try to speak anymore and just allowed Tom to help him off the examination table. He sent Celty and Shinra an apologetic look as Tom, putting his jacket over Shizuo's shoulders, led him out of the room. But not before pausing in front of Shinra, who took a step back in fear, and saying warningly, "I'm keeping an eye on you."
And then he ushered Shizuo out.