What the hell?! Ten chapters?! Oh well…
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Emmy sighed, vein throbbing on her forehead. For the first time in her life, she was the one being annoyed.
"Okay…" she started, still twitching, "Let me get this straight… You're not leaving… until you get Ed?"
Kagome and Sango glanced at each other before nodding back at Emmy in agreement.
Emmy exhaled a deep breath of air, calmly standing up in front of the two women.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO THINKING?! ED IS OURS! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! AND WHAT'LL HAPPEN WHEN AL COMES?! HUH?! WHAT THEN?!"
"Emmy, calm down!" Kathy called, grabbing Emmy's shoulders and seating her back on the sofa, "I'm sure… I'm sure we can think of something!"
Emmy glared at her. "Think of something? Think of something? I don't want these witches in my home! Or actually, I'm okay with Sango; it's Kagome I'm concerned about… And what about Inu and Miro-sama?" she asked with watering eyes. "Actually, scratch that again. I wouldn't want to send these poor women back to the Richard Cox Inuyasha." She shuddered, saying his name with disgust.
"Emmy… He's not that bad… Besides, the point is, we want Ed, and they want Ed, but we also want them back in feudal Japan… Or at least 1997 Japan, where Kagome belongs."
Emmy stared blankly at her. "Can't we just 'dispose of them'?" she asked, suddenly smiling.
Kathy shook her head roughly, "NO, Emmy, no more 'disposing' of people," she instructed firmly.
Sango and Kagome glanced at each other. Sango could take on the freaks in this room, but Kagome would be dead in an instant without her beloved Inuyasha there to protect her.
"I have a suggestion!" offered Rachel, standing up from the couch, "Why don't we split Ed? I mean, they could have one half, and we could have---"
"No, no, no, no, no!!!" Ed exclaimed, scuttling as far away from Rachel as the small sofa would let him. "I refuse to be killed for your evil fangirl causes!"
"We get the lower half!" Kagome called. Ed glared at her.
"You're not helping you know."
"I know!" She giggled cutely.
A girl with black hair and red eyes rounded the corner into the living room.
"I have an idea," she said, sitting on the arm of the sofa and stealing the mustard, cabbage, tofu, chocolate sauce and jelly sandwich that sat on Rachel's lap.
"Hey, I was eating that!" Rachel protested.
"Well you're not now," said the girl, shoving a hand in Rachel's face and sending her backwards, "So I've got an idea. Why can't the creepy Inuyasha chicks have him for one month, and the creepy fanfiction peeps have him for another?"
Emmy stared at her. "Who are you and why am I a peep?"
The girl grinned and stood, and through a mouthful of mustard, cabbage, tofu, chocolate sauce and jelly sandwich said, "I… am Larka. Age sixteen. Nice to meet ya!"
Everyone in the room stared at her.
"How did you get into our house?"
"Hm?" she tilted her head, "I guess I… Broke in through the window."
Emmy twitched, and after ranting quietly about how people keep breaking her house, turned back to Larka and glared. "No. Ed is ours, they can't have him!"
Larka shrugged and finished her sandwich, staring at the still picture on the TV of an exploded caravan. "Well then… Why don't you keep the girls? They must be good for something. Like, you could force them to do your chores or something."
Emmy sighed and agreed that this was the best method, so she grabbed Kagome and Sango by their shirt collars, and threw them upstairs to do dishes or something.
"So…" said Larka, oblivious to the fact that no one wanted her there, "What're we gonna do?"
"Oi…" Ed started, tapping her on the shoulder, "We still don't know who you are."
Larka turned back to him. "Told ya. I'm Larka. Bit of Hinata, bit of Sasuke, and a pinch of hyper-ness!" she giggled, "And Itachi is ma homeboy!"
Rachel and Emmy glanced at each other.
"So, um…" Emmy said, "Whaddaya think of Edo?"
"Or Envy!" Rachel added.
Larka turned to look at the two.
"Envy's okay… Ed's like a brother to me!" she hugged him against his will, "But no one shall compare to Itachi!"
"Well, sorry, but this is a Fullmetal Alchemist fanfiction."
"But, but…" she said with teary eyes, "You just had three chapters with Inuyasha characters! In the Inuyasha world!"
"Well… Only Fullmetal Alchemist characters may have the honor of being kidnapped!" insisted Emmy, "So choose an FMA character or go away!"
"Hmm… Well, I do want to stay here, so go ahead and kidnap Roy-kun."
"WHAT?" yelled Ed.
"Will do!" said Emmy cheerfully, saluting Larka. This was the chance she'd been waiting for to kidnap other characters! She turned to Rachel, smiling.
"Rachel! You wanna give it a shot?"
"Yes, sir!" Rachel responded, saluting. She jumped out of the already-broken basement window (people sure do love that window, huh? Hm.) and ran to Central, accompanied by her trusty tennis racket. Odd considering she didn't play tennis.
Five minutes later, she returned to the house, dragging an unconscious Roy, with imprints from the tennis racket's mesh bright on his face.
"Did everything go okay?" asked Larka.
"Well, Riza shot at me, but he bullets only went through my ridiculously baggy hoodie, that I wear ALL, The time," replied Rachel, "Other than that, it went fine." She pulled on one his gloves. "Lookit me! I'm Roy Mustang! The Last-name-like-a-porn-star Alchemist!"
"Okay…" Emmy said, sweat dropping, while Larka and Ed laughed hysterically.
Ed took out a magic marker and started drawing stuff on Roy's face. Roy's face squinched up and his eyes opened.
"Fullmetal! Where am I?! Why are you here? More importantly, what are you doing with that magic marker?"
Ed looked down at the marker. "Nothing," he said, grinning, before tucking the marker behind his back.
Mustang grumbled and sat up, rubbing his forehead.
"Howdy!" Emmy chirped, leaning over and looking directly in his face. Roy yelped and leaped backwards, only to hit his head on the wall (remember, he was lying on the sofa, which we keep right up against the wall behind it).
Rachel sighed and turned her head to look at you. "As you can see, Chibi-chan--"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CHIBI?!" Emmy fumed.
"Um… As you can see, my sister has serious writer's block, so instead she's decided to torment Roy. So… Because she's not very good at writing out how she torments people, she's going to leave this for another day. Buh-bye, and sorry this chapter was so short! We'll make it up to you! Eventually…" she mumbled.
"Or not!" Emmy cut in. "But we hope that you'll help us decide on a question we'll ask next chapter! Bye!"
Next chapter, we have a new character! Yay! Thanks for being such a faithful reviewer, Zilo's Blue Pen!!! XD I love the comments you send me, you seriously make me crack up. Sorry, Rachel, your Envy fangirlism has a rival!
And also, tehTwinkleAlchemist will be joining us! Yay, thank you all for wanting to come into my story! New characters are always welcomed!