Chapter 10
Hardon and Butt were looking at the Porno Planet truck. Butt was glad to see Ben Affleck but he was a little concerned.
"I told you it was a Ben Affleck movie." Hardon told him.
"Yes," Butt started. "Only you're showing me a decent Ben Affleck movie in this decade!"
"Don't you want to go see him in a new movie?" Hardon asked.
Butt shrugged. "Yes, but at least the guy from Pearl Jam has a starring role in the movie! Now let's go!" As he said this, Butt ran to the truck, where the driver has in the car arguing with a gas attendant.
"I'm telling you! Someone ordered $700 dollars worth of porn!" The driver said.
The gas attendant shook his head. "I never did. I'm a Christian."
The driver was uncaring. "So what? I'm Jewish. Do I use my religion to make excuses?"
While this was going on, Butt was in the car without the driver's notice. The driver had finished his argument and was getting ready to drive away. Hardon was rushing to get in the car. He went behind the car and went through the back window, which smashed his ass so hard, he flew in the back seat.
Hardon was in the car and saw Butt in front of him in another seat, seat belt tucked.
Hardon smirked. "He's wearing a seat belt. What an idiot!"
Suddenly, the car went into full speed. Hardon flew all the way into the back of the car. Is this Hell? he asked himself.
With the car going 200 mph. Hardon couldn't get up by any means possible. This car had the need for speed!
Suddenly, the car went up a steep hill, prompting a huge treasure chest to slide towards Hardon. Hardon screamed as the chest flew right near him.
Hardon sighed with relief just as the chest opened and it was filled with guns that flew right towards Hardon. They all shot themselves to Hardon.
Now I know how Selena felt. Hardon thought.