Phone Messages
(Roy reading a book called "Living with your Enemy: Chapter 1, It's not as Bad as you Think!")
Hawkeye: "Sir, do you really think that self-help books apply to relationships with...inanimate objects?"
Roy: "It's my life, okay?!"
Answering machine: "First message" (beep): Hey, where's mom? She was looking Ed and Al and I can't find her. I'm boooored, I wanna play! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA-(deletes message)
Roy: "Can't she keep her kid under control?!"
Answering machine: "Next message" (beep): I thought this was over. You returned Mr. Fluffikins and Snuggle bears and you have the guts to take them away from me?! You have my socks, return them and I won't involve anyone else. (beep)
Roy: "How does he keep losing everything? It's not my problem."
Answering machine: "Next message" (beep): Hey I'd like a medium pizza with a thick crust, and for toppings I want onions, pepperoni, some anchovies-(deletes message)
Roy: "YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!"
Answering machine: "Next message" (beep): When…theeeeee…….MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE, THAT'S AMORE! (All: That's amore!) WHEN THE WORLD SEEMS TO SHINE LIKE YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH WINE, THAT'S AMORE! ('Haha! We DID have too much wine!')-(beep)
Roy: "That's IT! Hawkeye, remove all the alcohol from the dorms IMMEDIATELY! Especially in Feury's room, I can't take this anymore!"
Hawkeye: "Yes, sir!"
End Pt. 10
Again, short, but it makes me hungry for pizza!