Episode Nine

Penny: Welcome back to another show Duckies!

Grimmjow: So you actually showed up on time today.

Penny: Oh shut up. You loved that game once I showed it to you after we got off the air last night.

Grimmjow: You were still late.

Shinji: Don't pick on her.

Penny: Aw, thanks Shin-chan.

Shinji: *narrows eyes at Penny* Now you owe me one.

Penny: *gulps* S-so shall we answer some questions now? First up we have Werwolfsbraut fro my!gallery.

Hi there!
to everyone: what's your favorite food? and sweets/snacks?

Szayel: Does Nnoi still have that unhealthy addiction to pocky?

Grimmjow: *snort* Yes. He has a whole cupboard filled with all different kinds.

Nnoitra: There aren't that many!

Grimmjow: Yes there is.

to Szayel and Nnoitra: do you actually understand the texts of Rammstein songs?

Nnoitra: Hell no. I just like how they sound.

Szayel: I understand German I just don't like to speak it. It's doesn't roll off my tongue well.

Again to everyone (sorry for that one penny): if you could take revenge on penny for what she's done during SBB, would you, and if yes, for what?

Grimmjow, Ichigo, Shinji, Nnoitra: *look at Penny*

Grimmjow: Most of it's been so good that the bad stuff can be forgiven.

Ichigo: Yeah, but… you got stabbed!

Penny: I'm sorry! I didn't want to do it. Blame him *points at muse sleeping on the bookshelf*

Shinji: So was it yer muse's fault I had ta sleep with this asshole? *jerks thumb at Nnoitra*

Penny: *giggle* No, that was all me.

and: if you could thank her, for what would you do that?

Grimmjow: Ichigo.

Ichigo: *blushes* Yeah, Grimmjow….

Penny: Oh you guys are just so cute yer makin' me sick!

Shinji: Ya haven't been very nice ta me.

Penny: I know Shin-chan, and I am so sorry for that. But you'll be happy soon! I promise.

Shinji: Doubt that….

Nnoitra: Thanks fer givin' me Blondie.

Shinji: She didn't give ya anythin' , baka!

Penny: *giggle* Thanks for the questions. Next we have shortly12.

oh oh oh i know a question of some sort.. hmm if it is called a question. It is for everyone including you penny xP

well first off, all the men take their shirts off... -just do it or it wont work ;D-

Penny: *evil grin* You heard right, take yer shirts off!

Everyone: *grumble as they take their shirts off*

now... tell me who was the first person you looked at hehehe. (i know its possibly obvious for who some may look at but, as an initial direction without much thought ;o)

Grimmjow: Ah fuck, I looked at Blondie!

Shinji: What?! Why?

Grimmjow: Yer right in front'a me!

Ichigo: I looked at Penny.

Nnoitra: I looked at Blondie too.

Szayel: I happened to look at Shinji as well.

Shinji: What the fuck?

Penny: I don't wanna open my eyes unless I can look at all of ya together. C'mon, move together and tell me when yer close. *waits while boys move* Okay, Imma open my eyes now. *peeks* Ah! So much manflesh *pretends to faint* *giggle* Now we have ssjnaomi.

Hey Penny and SBB Bishis! I'm back again with more questions! ^o^ They are all for everyone to answer. Penny you can answer them too if you want! *ahem*

Do any of you have phobias?

*silence*

Penny: Aw, c'mon guys.

Nnoitra: I ain't tellin' people how ta scare me!

Penny: *grin* But ya just admitted to having one.

Shinji: Boobs and guns scare me.

Ichigo: I don't like dogs….

Grimmjow: Me either.

Szayel: I have no fear.

Penny: Bullshit!

Szayel: *raises eyebrows* I don't.

Penny: You just keep on believin' that.

What is the first thing you look at on a person when you are looking for a "good time" Eyes? Hair? Smile? Big Package? :happyhappy:

Shinji: Ass!

Grimmjow: Hair.

Nnoitra: Heh, ass and hair.

Szayel: Eyes capture me more often than not.

Ichigo: Lips.

If you could have sex to any song what song would it be?

Grimmjow: I'd have to more than one song. I don't finish up that fuckin' quick.

Szayel: Anything with lots of bass is good. As long as it's loud enough to make your skin vibrate.

Shinji: Oh, I can't choose….

Nnoitra: Whatever, I don't really care.

Domo Arigatou! *bows*

Penny: Next up we have Katrina Tora

Yeshh! Pure awesomeness! You guys are so cute~ *squees* Strangely enough, I love those songs too! (Luv~ Lady Gaga and Aqua Timez! :D)

Szayel, you're terribly amusing. :D Curiosity has been naging me: Has there
been anyone you haven't been able to seduce into bed? :O

Szayel: Only those for whom I haven't tried. Yet *winks at Penny*

Penny: Heh *blush and giggle*

Um...to everyone who went with Penny; 'Poledance Hero'? *stares at everyone questioningly*

Penny: It's a game on adutlswimdotcom. Very entertaining. You should all go check it out :D We were laughing at makin' the stripper fall on her ass as much as we could.

And here's a generic question for everyone: If you could go on a vacation
anywhere in ther world, where would you go and who would you bring? (best friend, kitties, you name it. :D)

Ichigo: I wouldn't mind going to America sometime. With anybody. My family. Shinji. Grimmjow.

Penny: ooh, Grimm. Yer on the bottom of his list.

Ichigo: Don't start shit!

Grimmjow: I've been a lot of places but I've never been to Peru. I'd like to go there. Don't care with who. *Side long look at Ichigo*

Szayel: My father's villa in the south of France. I would take many people with me *smirk*

Shinji: I'd take okaachan to Canada. She really wants ta go ta Canada for some reason.

Nnoitra: I wanna go ta Germany. I… like the food.

Penny: *grin*

Okay, well that's all from me for now! Thanks Penny and co.! :D

Penny: Thank you! Okay it looks as though we are out of questions before the show is over so I'd like to ask a couple questions of my own. We know how old Grimm is and we know how old Ichigo is, but no one else. So, Shin-chan, Nnoi, Szayel… everyone else. How old are you?

Szayel: Twenty three.

Nnoitra: Twenty six.

*via phone*

Yumi: Twenty five.

Ikkaku: Thirty one.

Hanataro: Thirty three.

Z: Thirty nine.

Okaachan: Maa! I can't tell ya that!

Shinji: Okaachan is always twenty nine. And I'm nineteen.

Renji: Twenty six.

Shuuhei: Twenty eight.

Shawlong: Forty.

Penny: Okay, I think that was everyone. Ooh, I have one for Shinji. Remember a while back when this whole thing started, ya met Ichi at lunch at the college and ya told him about somethin' that happened at the club that he just had to hear?

Shinji:…. Oh. Oh yeah!

Penny: Can you tell us about it? I've been dying to know for a while now.

Shinji: Hehe, okay so… Okay at the time Izuru was still workin' at the club, right? And he was a stuffy bastard and was always complainin' about everythin' but that night it was about the lack of lightin' around his mirror. So Yumi snapped and stuck his nose in the air and said, "I don't see why you need a mirror, it doesn't look like you have ever looked in one anyway." So then Izuru turned all red and came back, "Don't talk to me like that you fluffy peacock." Yeah, he said fluffy peacock. What a fag, huh? So Yumi got all kinds of pissed and started throwin' Hanataro's make up at him and Hanataro was tryin' to make Yumi stop all passive aggressively by basically standin' behind him and speakin' so quiet ya can't hear him. Finally Ikkaku came back and yelled at them to shut the fuck up and Yumi threw an open lipstick tube at him and it stuck to his forehead like a horn. Like right in the middle of it. And everyone stopped and stared and then burst out laughin'. I almost pissed myself at the look on his face. It when all red and white and blotchy and he stomped back off to the DJ box. Then it was Yumi's turn to strip and it was like nothing happened.

Penny: Ha! Well I'm fucked if I can think of anything else *sweat drop* Good thing I'm not a real reporter, ne? Alright, the show will be waiting for those questions and I won't be able ta air the next episode until I get enough. Thanks for tuning in tonight! Bye bye!

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A/N The show needs questions to save it's life. Are you brave enough to help?