Ch 9 Lost
Sam walks into the tent where Ryoga was sleeping.
"Ryo-Chan . wake up." She shook him softly.
"Oink oink snort oink" Ryoga rolled over.
"Get up you idget!" Ryoga sat up holding his umbrella poised and ready to strike.
"Oh, hi Sam"
"Ryo-Chan, I have a serious question to ask you."
"Ok, shoot"
"Are there any other pigs? Do pigs even have hormones? What do you do wile your p-Chan? Where is the pig whore?! I can believe you would do t his to me Ryoga! I hate you! *Slap*" Sam runs out of the tent with tears streaming down her eyes. Ryoga just sits there with a huge sweat drop adorning his red cheek.
"Women" he sighed shaking his head.
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"Katie it's not my fault! Ranma like you! I'm nothing to him!" Ash had put on his clothes and went to set things strait with Katie.
"Really Ash? Does he like me or are you just saying that?!"
"Look, just go talk with him!"
"Fine" Katie dried her eyes and walked out the tent. She saw Ranma, still in girl form, leaning against a tree.
"Ranma?"
"Yes Katie?"
"Do. do you like me?"
"Yes Katie."
"REALLY!?
"Of course!" Ranma turns around and pulls Katie into a deep kiss.
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Ryoga comes out from his tent and stretches. He takes a look around. Sam was by the river crying. Ash was packing up the girl's tent. And two girls were kissing by a tree. Wait! Two girls?! Ryoga takes a closer look and lets out a relieved sigh. It was just Katie and Ranma. Ryoga shakes his head and goes to pack up his stuff.
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All packed up they are sitting in a circle deciding what to do next. Sam is glaring at the ground, then suddenly she looks up.
"Ryoga! I know how to keep you from going out with those sloppy pig whores! We will go to Jusenkyo and find the spring that will take away your unnatural form! *Pauses and gets all excited* WE could all get rid of our unnatural forms! *Looks to ash* and we could keep you away from Ranma.
"I will lead us to china! I have maps from many lands and I'm the only man here. *Turns to Ranma who is still in girl form* Yup, the only man."
Ranma glares at Ryoga.
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"The map says to go west!" Ryoga held out a wide map.
"Off we go!" sam ran off all excited.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Later that day ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I'm tired" (Katie)
"Yeah, my feet hurt" (Sam)
"I suppose we could rest a bit" (Ranma)
"Well it's staring to get late, do you guys just want to camp here tonight?" (Ryoga)
"Is there a hott spring around here on that map by any chance?" (Ash)
"Yeah, I want to change back to." (Ranma)
"Umm I'm not sure, this map doesn't list lakes or anything." (Ryoga)
"Damn it!" (Ash)
"Well let's camp here and we can search for some springs." (Ranma)
"Sounds good to me" (Sam)
"Yea I fell grody" (Katie)
"Ok, but me and Ranma get to change back first." (Ash)
They all agreed, then went to set up camp. The decided to search for a spring in teams. Not thinking Ash and Ranma go off in one direction. Sam and Ryoga go another way. Katie, she secretly follows Ash and Ranma.
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"So where do you think we should go? (Ash)
Ranma grabs Ashlynn by the harm to stop her from walking on.
"What are you doing? WE need hott water!" (Ash)
Ranma brings Ash in for a kiss, Ash realized there hormones were back and pulls away.
"No! We cant!" (Ash)
"Why?" (Ranma)
"Its just the hormones, that's why!"
"So?"
Katie, watching this, covers her face weeping, but she decides to keep watching. She lowers her hands just missing Ash slap Ranma.
Ranma grabs ash and kisses him violently. Katie runs back to find Sam for comfort.
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"I don't really care if we find a hott spring now, it's fun watching Ash and Ranma." (Sam)
"Yea lets just sit down somewhere then." Ryoga sits down between the roots of a big tree.
"Hey no fair! You get armrests!" Sam lays down with her head in Ryoga's crossed legs wile she played with a twig the stuck out from a root.
[She is so cute. I wonder.] (Ryoga) "Hey sam?"
"Yea?" She looks up into his gray eyes, shimmering in the dull light of the sun peering in through the trees. Ryoga leans down and kisses her passionately. Sam moves in closer, deepening the kiss. They pause for a breath of air and look into each other's eyes.
"I love you" (Ryoga)
"And I love you Ryo-Chan."
They move in for another kiss but are interrupted by the sound of Katie crying.
"What's the matter?" (Sam) Katie grabbed Sam's arm.
"I'll show you"
Ryoga follows them.
"I have someone for you to light on fire"
"SWEET!"
Katie takes Sam to the spot where Ash and Ranma were, but they were gone.
"Damn it!" (Katie)
"What?" (Sam)
Some leaves next to them rustle.
"Sam get a fire ball ready! Threw it right over there."
"What am I aiming at?"
Katie points to some bushes that were rustling.
"No! I mean who am I aiming at?"
"JUST DO IT!"
Sam does as she is told.
*BOOSH*
Katie runs up to the bush, not to see Ash and Ranma in a compromising position, but to find a now badly burned dog.
"Wa?! Stupid dog! *Kicks dog*" Katie starts to cry again.
"Ok, what the hell?" (Sam)
"Ash and Ranma came this way looking for springs and kissed and-" "Katie stop right there! You know it's only because of there unnatural forms!"
"I know but.. But. grrrrrr"
"Lets just forget about it and head back to camp." (Ryoga)
Katie agrees and they start to head back.
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*BOOSH*
"What the hell was that noise?" (Ash)
"I don't know" (Ranma)
"Do we care?" (Ash)
"No"
"Ok!"
By now their clothes were half way off.
"Maybe we should head back to camp." (Ash)
"No, that's ok" (Ranma)
They continue with their foreplay.
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"Ok so what do we do know that were back at the camp?" (Katie)
"Well its getting dark." (Sam)
"Yeah. Ryoga! Fire wood! NOW!" (Katie)
"But.."
"JUST DO IT!"
Ryoga leaves.
"Yo Katie! Wanna spar?"
"Sure SamSam"
"Don't think I will go easy on you"
"Oh don't worry."
Sam forms a fireball. With a loud yell she tosses it to where Katie stood.
"Nuh uh uh!" Katie pointed her finger at sam. "You know better" Katie disappears in a cloud of smoke.
"Hey Katie! That's not fair!"
Sam feels a tap on her shoulder and turns around punching, Katie was gone. Katie appears a few feet away. Sam charges towards her. Suddenly sam feels very stiff.
"The hell?" (Sam)
Katie laughs her ass off. "HA HA! You look so funny! You are now petrified!"
"Nice one Katie, I must admit."
"Yes I know."
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"God I hate doing all the work" (Ryoga) "Katie is so damn bossy! God! ... Well lookie here! *Walks up to stream* I found some water!"
Without thinking, Ryoga jumps in to cool himself off.
[Oh shit! This is just what I need! Well time to head back to camp then.]
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"I so got you sam! I just hope I remember how to reverse that spell."
"WHAT?!"
"don't worry, I think I remember."
"grrrrrr"
Ryoga returns.
"Ryoga? The hell?" (Katie) "WE really need to find you some hot water!" Katie grabs Ryoga and runs into an unknown direction. Katie's look in the woods only leads her to find Ranma and Ash in the middle of.. ..well you know!
[I thought he loved me, but you know what screw it, or screw ash rather.]
Katie goes to look for a hott spring again. Finally she gives up and has the spirits bring hot rain. Soon everyone was back to there correct forms. Katie walks back to the camp.
"Thanks for the warm rain Katie. But are you going to help sam?" (Ryoga)
"Sorry, I forgot. Heat break ya know?" Katie turns to Sam and mumbles some words under her breath. She chants faster and louder. When she opens her eyes she finds Sam still petrified. "Oh sorry SamSam, I tried, but after the rain the sprits are a bit tired."
"grrr, I'll kill you! The moment I get out of here your dead!"
"Then I wont let you out"
Sam glared at Katie fiercely. Ashlynn and Ranma stumble back into the camp to find Sam frozen in a running position having a glaring contest with Katie wile Ryoga watched with a scared look on his face. Ranma goes to Katie for a kiss but she turns away and walks into her tent. Ashlynn walks around Sam laughing and poking at he sap that bonded her. Sam gets really, really mad and in a burst of flames everything around her ignites and flies out into a ring of fire. Sam stand in the middle of the inferno her clothes and hair floating about her with an eerie red glow. Sam lunges for Ashlynn's neck. Ranma ignores them and goes over to Ryoga.
"What's up with Katie?" (Ranma)
"I was going to ask you" (Ryoga) " I thought you two must have fought when she went into the woods."
"The woods? Shit!" Ranma runs to the tent Katie went to. Ryoga scratches his head and watches the fight between Ashlynn and Sam heat up.
[I hope the whole forest doesn't burn down]
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In the tent Katie is levitating a few inches over her sleeping bag in lotus position.
"Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" (Katie)
"Hi" (Ranma)
Katie opens her eyes and falls to the ground hard.
"What do you want Ranma?"
"To know what is wrong"
"you know what's wrong so don't waste my time." Katie closes her eyes and proceeds with her omming. Ranma looks at her then turns and exits the tent. A lone tear trickles down Katie cheek.
Ranma walks back outside to see a gloating Sam, an amused Ryoga, and a pissed off Ashlynn.
"I guess Sam won?"
"Yes! I am the greatest!" Sam puts up a peace sign and winks.
"Whatever Sam. I will beat you next time."
"I think not Ashlynn"
"You wanna bet?"
"Bring it on!"
Ashlynn and Sam start fighting again.
"I bet you Sam wins again." (Ryoga)
"loser is winners slave for about a week?" (Ranma)
"Deal"
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A week goes by and the gang finds themselves at the Pacific Ocean. Katie was still not talking to Ranma, who was currently finishing up his last day as Ryoga's slave.
"So tell me, how are we going to get across there without money?" (Sam)
"Never thought about that." (Ranma)
"Well let's think about it now!" (Ashlynn)
"No lets set up camp. Ranma and Ryoga, you go get some fire wood while we set up the tents." (Katie)
Ryoga gave Ranma a look and Ranma sulked off to get the wood wile Ryoga went for a walk along the beach.
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That night the gang was sitting around a huge bonfire thinking of ways to get across the ocean.
"I could evaporate the whole thing and them we walk through." (Sam)
"too many people would notice." (Ashlynn)
"I could have the spirits part the waters and we walk through." (Katie)
"Sam problem" (Ranma)
"Did you hear that?" (Ryoga)
"hear what?" (Ashlynn)
Ryoga walks into some bushes. He returns with a half dead welsh corgi.
"Hey that's the dog that SamSam burned a week ago!" (Katie)
[yea and that hurt a lot too!] (Dog)
"Well what were you doing hiding in the forest?" (Ashlynn)
Everyone looks at Ashlynn confused for a moment until it clicked on what she was doing.
[getting my revenge on Sam and Katie]
"What did Sam and Katie ever do to you?"
[They only tortured and killed me!]
"Akane?!"
[thaaaaaaaats me]
"But your dead!"
[I might as well be!]
"well that can be arranged." *bang* Ashlynn shot the dog right in the head. Startled Ryoga dropped it to the ground. "I hate dogs" Ashlynn explained.
"Ashlynn, hunny, where did you get that gun?" (Sam)
"this old thing? I've had it since Kicomi!"
"I got it!" shouted Ryoga pretty randomly "its no big deal for Ranma and Ashlynn to swim cause they have two human forms right?"
"your point being?" (Katie)
"WE can build a little raft and Ash and Ranma can pull our animal forms. WE will be lighted because of the weight loss you see?"
"I don't know if I'm up for that" (Ashlynn)
"Hey Ryoga lemme see the map would ya!" Ranma grabbed the map from Ryoga to see how much further they had to go.
"Is this the map you have been using?" (Ranma)
"yea, why?" (Ryoga)
"And you have been holding it like this?"
"Yea, why?"
"ITS UPISDE DOWN YOU IDIOT!"
"Oh, oops! ^.^v"
"So where are we?" (Ashlynn)
"Well instead of heading northwest toward Russia, we have been going south east closer to Taiwan.
"Taiwan!" (Katie) " Ryoga you son of a bitch! Now it will take us even longer to get to Jusenkyo!"
"By how much I wonder?" (Sam)
"prolly about two extra weeks." (Ranma)
"Give me back the map." (Ryoga)
"umm, how bought no Ryoga?" (Ranma)
"Your still me slave! You lost the bet, so hand it over now!"
"Ryo-Chan I think we should let Ranma lead us now" (Sam)
"Hn" Ryoga sulks off and leaves the others to find a way across the ocean.
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Sam: wow that was the longest chapter yet!
Ashlynn: with all the love making, heart breaking, map taking!
Katie: Ashlynn, no, just no.
Ashlynn: but I must rhyme all the time!
Sam: Fireball..
*Ashlynn is engulfed in flames*
Ashlynn: you stupid dame, that was lame! *cough*
Katie: Hey peoples who actually read this story, leave a nice review and I'll give you a back massage!
Sam: I'll give you a hug!
Ashlynn: Leave a review and I'll pay ya too!
Sam walks into the tent where Ryoga was sleeping.
"Ryo-Chan . wake up." She shook him softly.
"Oink oink snort oink" Ryoga rolled over.
"Get up you idget!" Ryoga sat up holding his umbrella poised and ready to strike.
"Oh, hi Sam"
"Ryo-Chan, I have a serious question to ask you."
"Ok, shoot"
"Are there any other pigs? Do pigs even have hormones? What do you do wile your p-Chan? Where is the pig whore?! I can believe you would do t his to me Ryoga! I hate you! *Slap*" Sam runs out of the tent with tears streaming down her eyes. Ryoga just sits there with a huge sweat drop adorning his red cheek.
"Women" he sighed shaking his head.
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"Katie it's not my fault! Ranma like you! I'm nothing to him!" Ash had put on his clothes and went to set things strait with Katie.
"Really Ash? Does he like me or are you just saying that?!"
"Look, just go talk with him!"
"Fine" Katie dried her eyes and walked out the tent. She saw Ranma, still in girl form, leaning against a tree.
"Ranma?"
"Yes Katie?"
"Do. do you like me?"
"Yes Katie."
"REALLY!?
"Of course!" Ranma turns around and pulls Katie into a deep kiss.
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Ryoga comes out from his tent and stretches. He takes a look around. Sam was by the river crying. Ash was packing up the girl's tent. And two girls were kissing by a tree. Wait! Two girls?! Ryoga takes a closer look and lets out a relieved sigh. It was just Katie and Ranma. Ryoga shakes his head and goes to pack up his stuff.
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All packed up they are sitting in a circle deciding what to do next. Sam is glaring at the ground, then suddenly she looks up.
"Ryoga! I know how to keep you from going out with those sloppy pig whores! We will go to Jusenkyo and find the spring that will take away your unnatural form! *Pauses and gets all excited* WE could all get rid of our unnatural forms! *Looks to ash* and we could keep you away from Ranma.
"I will lead us to china! I have maps from many lands and I'm the only man here. *Turns to Ranma who is still in girl form* Yup, the only man."
Ranma glares at Ryoga.
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"The map says to go west!" Ryoga held out a wide map.
"Off we go!" sam ran off all excited.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Later that day ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I'm tired" (Katie)
"Yeah, my feet hurt" (Sam)
"I suppose we could rest a bit" (Ranma)
"Well it's staring to get late, do you guys just want to camp here tonight?" (Ryoga)
"Is there a hott spring around here on that map by any chance?" (Ash)
"Yeah, I want to change back to." (Ranma)
"Umm I'm not sure, this map doesn't list lakes or anything." (Ryoga)
"Damn it!" (Ash)
"Well let's camp here and we can search for some springs." (Ranma)
"Sounds good to me" (Sam)
"Yea I fell grody" (Katie)
"Ok, but me and Ranma get to change back first." (Ash)
They all agreed, then went to set up camp. The decided to search for a spring in teams. Not thinking Ash and Ranma go off in one direction. Sam and Ryoga go another way. Katie, she secretly follows Ash and Ranma.
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"So where do you think we should go? (Ash)
Ranma grabs Ashlynn by the harm to stop her from walking on.
"What are you doing? WE need hott water!" (Ash)
Ranma brings Ash in for a kiss, Ash realized there hormones were back and pulls away.
"No! We cant!" (Ash)
"Why?" (Ranma)
"Its just the hormones, that's why!"
"So?"
Katie, watching this, covers her face weeping, but she decides to keep watching. She lowers her hands just missing Ash slap Ranma.
Ranma grabs ash and kisses him violently. Katie runs back to find Sam for comfort.
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"I don't really care if we find a hott spring now, it's fun watching Ash and Ranma." (Sam)
"Yea lets just sit down somewhere then." Ryoga sits down between the roots of a big tree.
"Hey no fair! You get armrests!" Sam lays down with her head in Ryoga's crossed legs wile she played with a twig the stuck out from a root.
[She is so cute. I wonder.] (Ryoga) "Hey sam?"
"Yea?" She looks up into his gray eyes, shimmering in the dull light of the sun peering in through the trees. Ryoga leans down and kisses her passionately. Sam moves in closer, deepening the kiss. They pause for a breath of air and look into each other's eyes.
"I love you" (Ryoga)
"And I love you Ryo-Chan."
They move in for another kiss but are interrupted by the sound of Katie crying.
"What's the matter?" (Sam) Katie grabbed Sam's arm.
"I'll show you"
Ryoga follows them.
"I have someone for you to light on fire"
"SWEET!"
Katie takes Sam to the spot where Ash and Ranma were, but they were gone.
"Damn it!" (Katie)
"What?" (Sam)
Some leaves next to them rustle.
"Sam get a fire ball ready! Threw it right over there."
"What am I aiming at?"
Katie points to some bushes that were rustling.
"No! I mean who am I aiming at?"
"JUST DO IT!"
Sam does as she is told.
*BOOSH*
Katie runs up to the bush, not to see Ash and Ranma in a compromising position, but to find a now badly burned dog.
"Wa?! Stupid dog! *Kicks dog*" Katie starts to cry again.
"Ok, what the hell?" (Sam)
"Ash and Ranma came this way looking for springs and kissed and-" "Katie stop right there! You know it's only because of there unnatural forms!"
"I know but.. But. grrrrrr"
"Lets just forget about it and head back to camp." (Ryoga)
Katie agrees and they start to head back.
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*BOOSH*
"What the hell was that noise?" (Ash)
"I don't know" (Ranma)
"Do we care?" (Ash)
"No"
"Ok!"
By now their clothes were half way off.
"Maybe we should head back to camp." (Ash)
"No, that's ok" (Ranma)
They continue with their foreplay.
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"Ok so what do we do know that were back at the camp?" (Katie)
"Well its getting dark." (Sam)
"Yeah. Ryoga! Fire wood! NOW!" (Katie)
"But.."
"JUST DO IT!"
Ryoga leaves.
"Yo Katie! Wanna spar?"
"Sure SamSam"
"Don't think I will go easy on you"
"Oh don't worry."
Sam forms a fireball. With a loud yell she tosses it to where Katie stood.
"Nuh uh uh!" Katie pointed her finger at sam. "You know better" Katie disappears in a cloud of smoke.
"Hey Katie! That's not fair!"
Sam feels a tap on her shoulder and turns around punching, Katie was gone. Katie appears a few feet away. Sam charges towards her. Suddenly sam feels very stiff.
"The hell?" (Sam)
Katie laughs her ass off. "HA HA! You look so funny! You are now petrified!"
"Nice one Katie, I must admit."
"Yes I know."
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"God I hate doing all the work" (Ryoga) "Katie is so damn bossy! God! ... Well lookie here! *Walks up to stream* I found some water!"
Without thinking, Ryoga jumps in to cool himself off.
[Oh shit! This is just what I need! Well time to head back to camp then.]
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"I so got you sam! I just hope I remember how to reverse that spell."
"WHAT?!"
"don't worry, I think I remember."
"grrrrrr"
Ryoga returns.
"Ryoga? The hell?" (Katie) "WE really need to find you some hot water!" Katie grabs Ryoga and runs into an unknown direction. Katie's look in the woods only leads her to find Ranma and Ash in the middle of.. ..well you know!
[I thought he loved me, but you know what screw it, or screw ash rather.]
Katie goes to look for a hott spring again. Finally she gives up and has the spirits bring hot rain. Soon everyone was back to there correct forms. Katie walks back to the camp.
"Thanks for the warm rain Katie. But are you going to help sam?" (Ryoga)
"Sorry, I forgot. Heat break ya know?" Katie turns to Sam and mumbles some words under her breath. She chants faster and louder. When she opens her eyes she finds Sam still petrified. "Oh sorry SamSam, I tried, but after the rain the sprits are a bit tired."
"grrr, I'll kill you! The moment I get out of here your dead!"
"Then I wont let you out"
Sam glared at Katie fiercely. Ashlynn and Ranma stumble back into the camp to find Sam frozen in a running position having a glaring contest with Katie wile Ryoga watched with a scared look on his face. Ranma goes to Katie for a kiss but she turns away and walks into her tent. Ashlynn walks around Sam laughing and poking at he sap that bonded her. Sam gets really, really mad and in a burst of flames everything around her ignites and flies out into a ring of fire. Sam stand in the middle of the inferno her clothes and hair floating about her with an eerie red glow. Sam lunges for Ashlynn's neck. Ranma ignores them and goes over to Ryoga.
"What's up with Katie?" (Ranma)
"I was going to ask you" (Ryoga) " I thought you two must have fought when she went into the woods."
"The woods? Shit!" Ranma runs to the tent Katie went to. Ryoga scratches his head and watches the fight between Ashlynn and Sam heat up.
[I hope the whole forest doesn't burn down]
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In the tent Katie is levitating a few inches over her sleeping bag in lotus position.
"Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" (Katie)
"Hi" (Ranma)
Katie opens her eyes and falls to the ground hard.
"What do you want Ranma?"
"To know what is wrong"
"you know what's wrong so don't waste my time." Katie closes her eyes and proceeds with her omming. Ranma looks at her then turns and exits the tent. A lone tear trickles down Katie cheek.
Ranma walks back outside to see a gloating Sam, an amused Ryoga, and a pissed off Ashlynn.
"I guess Sam won?"
"Yes! I am the greatest!" Sam puts up a peace sign and winks.
"Whatever Sam. I will beat you next time."
"I think not Ashlynn"
"You wanna bet?"
"Bring it on!"
Ashlynn and Sam start fighting again.
"I bet you Sam wins again." (Ryoga)
"loser is winners slave for about a week?" (Ranma)
"Deal"
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A week goes by and the gang finds themselves at the Pacific Ocean. Katie was still not talking to Ranma, who was currently finishing up his last day as Ryoga's slave.
"So tell me, how are we going to get across there without money?" (Sam)
"Never thought about that." (Ranma)
"Well let's think about it now!" (Ashlynn)
"No lets set up camp. Ranma and Ryoga, you go get some fire wood while we set up the tents." (Katie)
Ryoga gave Ranma a look and Ranma sulked off to get the wood wile Ryoga went for a walk along the beach.
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That night the gang was sitting around a huge bonfire thinking of ways to get across the ocean.
"I could evaporate the whole thing and them we walk through." (Sam)
"too many people would notice." (Ashlynn)
"I could have the spirits part the waters and we walk through." (Katie)
"Sam problem" (Ranma)
"Did you hear that?" (Ryoga)
"hear what?" (Ashlynn)
Ryoga walks into some bushes. He returns with a half dead welsh corgi.
"Hey that's the dog that SamSam burned a week ago!" (Katie)
[yea and that hurt a lot too!] (Dog)
"Well what were you doing hiding in the forest?" (Ashlynn)
Everyone looks at Ashlynn confused for a moment until it clicked on what she was doing.
[getting my revenge on Sam and Katie]
"What did Sam and Katie ever do to you?"
[They only tortured and killed me!]
"Akane?!"
[thaaaaaaaats me]
"But your dead!"
[I might as well be!]
"well that can be arranged." *bang* Ashlynn shot the dog right in the head. Startled Ryoga dropped it to the ground. "I hate dogs" Ashlynn explained.
"Ashlynn, hunny, where did you get that gun?" (Sam)
"this old thing? I've had it since Kicomi!"
"I got it!" shouted Ryoga pretty randomly "its no big deal for Ranma and Ashlynn to swim cause they have two human forms right?"
"your point being?" (Katie)
"WE can build a little raft and Ash and Ranma can pull our animal forms. WE will be lighted because of the weight loss you see?"
"I don't know if I'm up for that" (Ashlynn)
"Hey Ryoga lemme see the map would ya!" Ranma grabbed the map from Ryoga to see how much further they had to go.
"Is this the map you have been using?" (Ranma)
"yea, why?" (Ryoga)
"And you have been holding it like this?"
"Yea, why?"
"ITS UPISDE DOWN YOU IDIOT!"
"Oh, oops! ^.^v"
"So where are we?" (Ashlynn)
"Well instead of heading northwest toward Russia, we have been going south east closer to Taiwan.
"Taiwan!" (Katie) " Ryoga you son of a bitch! Now it will take us even longer to get to Jusenkyo!"
"By how much I wonder?" (Sam)
"prolly about two extra weeks." (Ranma)
"Give me back the map." (Ryoga)
"umm, how bought no Ryoga?" (Ranma)
"Your still me slave! You lost the bet, so hand it over now!"
"Ryo-Chan I think we should let Ranma lead us now" (Sam)
"Hn" Ryoga sulks off and leaves the others to find a way across the ocean.
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Sam: wow that was the longest chapter yet!
Ashlynn: with all the love making, heart breaking, map taking!
Katie: Ashlynn, no, just no.
Ashlynn: but I must rhyme all the time!
Sam: Fireball..
*Ashlynn is engulfed in flames*
Ashlynn: you stupid dame, that was lame! *cough*
Katie: Hey peoples who actually read this story, leave a nice review and I'll give you a back massage!
Sam: I'll give you a hug!
Ashlynn: Leave a review and I'll pay ya too!