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Explosive Dragon

AU

Yūrei-san's Voice

In Which Luna Actually Hears Voices and Itachi Actually Swears

Itachi was honestly confused.

He had died.

He had fucking died.

He had drowned on his own blood.

He was supposed to go to hell for all his sins. Or if by some miracle he wasn't damned then he should at least get some peace.

Instead of that he got reincarnated, and Itachi wouldn't have minded that. But someone had gone and fucked that up. He remembered every Kami damned thing. He was still Itachi Uchiha. He didn't even have his own body. He was stuck in the mind of the girl who he assumed was his reincarnation as a damn mental voice.

But some how Itachi couldn't resent her for it. Instead he'd do his best to guild her and help her live the happy peaceful life he had always dreamed off. She'd never have to stain her hands red with blood.

"It appears that my right sock is missing...that weird." Luna smiled dreamily as she held up her left sock. Usually Trolls -The Viking Sock Trolls, not the British Mountain Trolls- only stole left socks. She should owl Father and tell him about this.

Your socks hanging for the chandelier in the common room.

"Thank you Yūrei-san." Luna, not at all bothered by the male voice that only she could hear telling her where to locate her missing sock. She had been able to hear Yūrei-san for as long as she could remember. He looked out for her, and helped her out when she needed it.

"Art is eternal!"

"Art is an explosion!"

What the fuck?

"You shouldn't swear Yūrei-san." Luna scolded the voice in her head as she ate breakfast, not noticing the looks her housemate where sending her. Well she wouldn't have blamed them for mistaking her for being crazy if she had noticed. She was talking to a voice that only she could hear, but unlike the insane, Yūrei-San was real.

My apologies Luna, but I recognize two of our fellow students.

"Really? Who?"

Those two. The blonde and the black haired boy arguing about art at the Gryfindor Table.

"You mean the one who's appears to be trying to make a Muggle bomb and one who holding a marrette?"

Yes.

"That's Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. Draco apparently a 'bat shit insane sociopathic pyromaniac who responsible for Snape addiction to firewhiskely' and Harry is 'a creepy sociopath with a fondness for puppets and poison with an irrational fear of grandmothers and color pink.' Harry was also voted most likely Hogwarts Student to become the next dark lord last year. It's actually rather impressive to get voted that in your first year."

They sound like far from well adjusted well adjusted.

"I know, everyone's told me that they're crazier then I am."

Your not crazy Luna.

"I know that. They do not."

I hope you find this chapter amusing. It's AU to Explosive Dragon cannon.

Itachi and Luna have like Harry and Draco different reincarnation situation. Draco has been the most influenced by his past life, while Harry while he is effected isn't to the degree of Draco. If Draco wasn't there to encourage lack of morals and general insanity then Harry would have leaned a little more towards cannon Harry. Luna is a near seperat me entity form Itachi. You could think of it as all of Itachi influence being forced into another personality/voice that exists in her mind. It truly believes itself to be Itachi and does its best to help her out.

Itachi did swear, but honesty he was thinking it-he would never have had said it out load but Luna hears his thoughts so...

And I think Luna will be paired with Deidara. Still looking for someone to go with Harry.

What did you guys think of this chapter?

Any ideas for what our two little psychos get up to next?

Any ideas on a funny way for Harry to use his poison or puppet strings?

Yūrei-san translates to Mr. Ghost

So what would you guys think for a Pain!Ron and a Konan!Hermione?

KYR OUT~