Sorry for the annoying rant last time! I was just so confused, and muddled up with this story, but however, I have come up with a solution to fix up this mess of a story once and for all! Thank you especially to PurpleandBlackPandas and .rawr for your reviews. They really helped a lot, but so did all the other reviews. There's a good chance that I might rewrite this story (but I might not, and just leave it like this), and get it to make sense, but I've already got two chapters on my next story written, so I want to finish that before I rewrite this.

Anyways, enough with my annoying rants! Here is the final chapter of this story! (Yeah, I can't believe it's over!)

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"Kyle, Bubbe? Are you alright? Can you hear me?" I remember that voice, but who is it?

I open my eyes to find Sheila and Gerald looking down at me.

"Ugh… What happened?" I ask, getting up off the floor.

"We were woken up when you fell off your bed, and we came to see if you were Ok. I think you passed out" Said Gerald.

"Kyle, why are you on your laptop this late? I hope you weren't watching unsuitable things!" Nags the Dragon Lady. Who does she think I am? Kenny? I am a lot of things, but a perv isn't one of them.

Sheila looks at the laptop screen and gasps.

"How did you find out?" She says, gazing at the screen.

"I had these dreams. I think they were memories from when I was a baby" I reply.

"Well, what were they like?" Asks Gerald, as I sit down on the bed.

"Well, there was basically this lady, and this guy, called Kathleen and Josh. They were really nice and all, but, on my last dream… all I remember is some guy bursting into my room with a knife and cutting my hand" I point to the scar on my thumb, then continue.

"And then, Kathleen grabbed me and threw me out the window. After that, I did some research and pretty much worked it all out myself"

"Oh Bubbe, I'm so sorry you had to find out this way, we should've told you when you first found out!" Sheila said as she hugged me tight. Yeah, I could barely breathe.

"Kathleen…was a very good friend of mine. I just had to take care of you for her" She continued, hugging me tighter and crying more.

"So…I don't have to go to Boarding School then?"

"Oh, of course not Bubbe! You should've told us about your dreams, and this would all have been a whole lot better. Oh, my poor Bubbe! Having to worry about that!" She hugged me even tighter.

I mentally jumped in the air and yelled "Fuck Yeah!", but in reality, I just smiled.

Then, my whole fucked up life just got ten times weirder.

Sheila suddenly transformed into a huge dragon, with sharp green scales, and snake-like yellow eyes. She grabbed my shoulders with her pointy claws, and began to roar.

Then Gerald turned into a fluffy white bunny, and started hopping around the room, but then, Sheila lifted me up high in the air with one claw, while she snatched up Gerald the bunny in the other, and ate him.

The bunny's blood oozed everywhere, and some of its guts spilled out of Sheila's mouth in a gory way.

After devouring what once was her husband, she turned to me, and fixed her yellow eyes on me. She started to shake me violently, while yelling at me to 'Wake Up'

"But I am awake!" I argued, pinching myself with my free hand.

Then, I shot up, to find Stan looking at me.

"For fuck's sake! Stop it!" I screamed, before I realised my surroundings.

Kenny was chasing Cartman with a big stick, trying to whack him, while Fatass tried to escape, but he was failing. Epically.

However, Kenny put down the stick when he saw me.

I turned back to Stan, then looked all around.

"What the fuck is going on?"

"Don't you remember? Do you have Amnesia? Do you remember me? Oh Shit, what are we gonna do now!" Stan started to panic, clutching the sides of his hat.

"No Stan, I don't have Amnesia. So, what the fuck is going on here?" I ask again.

"We dared you to go into the old abandoned house

and you did. Then, Fatass hit you on the head with a stick, and you passed out" Kenny said, answering my question.

"Yeah, and if you guys didn't interrupt me, I could've gotten away with leaving you here!" Huffed Fatass.

Kenny grabbed the stick, and thumped Cartman on the head with it.

"Oww Kenneh! That hurrrrt! Screw you guys, I'm going to get me some candy!" Yelled Cartman, as he stormed out.

"So Kyle, you're definitely Ok?" Asked Stan.

I just nodded in reply. Then, I suddenly remembered something.

"W-wait, isn't this the old abandoned house next door to mine?" I ask, a little creeped out.

"Yeah, why?"

"Uh, nothing. I just had a really weird dream about this place"

"What was it about?"

So, I explain pretty much everything that happened, except for me liking Kenny. I mean, I'm fucking straight! I don't have the slightest crush on Kenny! Man, my dreams are fucked up. And besides, it was all going too fast anyways.

"Weird coincidence, coz we were telling Stan about my recent death, which was a car crash like that, and how far away from Hell I was, coz for once, I got into Heaven! Sweet, right? " Kenny says.

"Uh-huh" I reply. I guess while I was out, I must've heard things like Farhell, and car crashes. Weird.

"Well, let's get going. This place is freaking me out" Stan says. Yeah, I've gotta agree with him on that one.

So, I guess my fucked up life isn't so fucked up after all. My dreams are though.

So, that's it! Do you think I fixed up the story well? I hope I did. Anyways, that's the end of this story, but the beginning of another! Thank you for all your reviews. Without them, this story would've been deleted long ago.

PS. Sorry for ruining it for all you K2 fans, but sure, maybe I'll write a decent K2 story for you someday. How's that sound?

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