Astoria walks up to Draco and smiles. "You might actually get this one!" she says excitedly.
Draco sighs. "It's not my fault you pick jokes that make no sense,"
"What do you call an eternity?" she asks.
"Waiting for a blonde joke that's actually funny," Draco drawls.
"No, you moron, four blondes at a four-way stop!"
"Wait…so, these four blondes all see the four-way stop. They all stop, and they just wait for someone else to go?"
Astoria nods.
"That's not funny, it's pathetic!"
"You and I have very different perceptions of the word humorous, I guess."