The Romancer Greatfather Winter

by pooktales

The sequel to The Romancer Onyxbane with a holiday twist: The characters we know and love get sucked into the secret santa from hell! Will a little holiday misery unravel hard won love and friendships?

10. hehe just for fun

Greatfather Winter is Coming to Town

A spoof of World of Warcraft Winter's Veil by pooktales

Alessandre keeps a look out,

While Opalbane cries,

He knows that when she drinks and pouts,

to Silithus she's going to fly.

Greatfather Winter is coming to town.

Willy's making a list,

She's checking it twice.

Gotta get rid of all the male Nelf lingerie if the inlaws are gonna be nice.

Greatfather Winter is coming to town.

Zar' teaus dreams about goodhood when he's sleeping,

Sends creepy baubles when he's awake,

Shadowstep's gonna have his arse whether he's bad or good,

Cause the old god sent a lovenote to Feathershine by mistake.

Ohhhh

Onyxbane better watch out,

I hope he doesn't cry,

Cause Wisthera's got a monster sized-ego,

And I'll tell you why,

Cause the fivesome in Thelsamar failed, and Alessandre's back in town.

But Greatfather Winter's got tricks for The Romancers all around.

Author's note:

Thanks for reading! Okay, so this doesn't rhyme so much but I couldn't resist.