snoopykid chapter 8 . Nov 18

omg that was awesome. glad emma can traumatize david and snow this late in life like they did to her. wait...light bulb! can u do one where david and snow walk in on emma and killian! please pretty please with a cherry on top?

This one will take place in whatever universe these two - CH 7 and CH 8 - take place in. If you've read the other two than you know that Hook and Emma traumatized Henry when he walked in on them making out. Then they traumatized Charming and Snow when they caught them making out drunk against a wall in public. This one takes a place a month after Hook has started courting Charming's daughter.

"You're here early."

When Emma arrived at the station, she was surprised to see David seated at her desk. He had his hands on his knees and was leaning forward. His silence was disheartening. She may not of known her father long, but she knew silence from him was rare.

"Y-yeah." He sighed. "I came to-"

"There are doughnuts." Emma interrupted, flashing a pleased look as she opened the box in her hands.

David shook his head. "We need to talk about Hook."

"Hook?" Emma blinked with confused eyes.

David inhaled sharply. "And the apartment. Henry has caught you two-"

"WOAH!" Emma cut in as her body stiffened. She slammed the box of doughnuts on the counter and took a step back. "I'm going to stop you right there, David. Boundaries."

"Boundries?" He questioned, staring at her incredulously.

David stood up and cocked his head to the right as he stared down his daughter with disbelief. Emma folded her arms and held her ground. Her withering look dared him to say another word. Sadly, Emma didn't quite grasp that she and her father were two peas in a pod. Neither ever retreated when provoked.

"Remember Lake Nostros, darling?" David imitated Hook's accent. "I told you I was a man of my word." Emma's mouth broke open; she was utterly horrified. "You were right." He continued, now in a high pitched voice that was his impersonation of her. He exaggerated a giggle. "I felt it."

The wide-eyed Emma wanted to go out back, dig a hole, and then bury herself in it. David answered her dazed look with a miffed one.

"Oh. My. God." Her face paled. "You were up?" Then it hit her. If David could recite that conversation word for word, he had been listening in. "YOU WERE UPSTAIRS?"

"I thought someone had broken in!" He slapped his forehead and groaned. "I heard the window sliding open and then scuffling. How was I supposed to know my 29 year old daughter would be sneaking in her boyfriend at 3am?"

[EARLIER THAT MORNING]

Emma had been awoken by a consistent tapping coming from her bedroom window.

"What the hell?" She groggily pulled off her covers and met his blue eyes. "Hook?"

He smiled at her. She returned it with a smile of her own, and hurried over to unlatch the bar. Emma slid the window open slowly worrying that the noise would wake Henry or Mary Margaret and David.

"Hello, love." He greeted with a whisper.

She placed a tender kiss on his lips. "Get in here before someone sees you."

As soon as both of his feet hit the floor Emma thrust him back against her bed. Hook grunted when she landed on top of him.

"Shhhh." She ghosted his lips with her finger. "Everyone is asleep. We have to be quiet."

He chuckled low before wiggling his eyebrows. The next thing she knew he was pulling her thin nightshirt over her head.

[PRESENT]

David squinted his eyes and scrunched up his nose. His head hasn't stopped shaking in over a minute. "I left early so I could talk to Hook."

"YOU DID WHAT?"

Emma wished she had a shovel. That hole she wanted was looking better and better by the second. She prayed for an emergency to happen. She prayed for anything to happen. Anything would be better than standing in the station having this awkward talk with her dad.

"What did he say?" She asked, fearing the answer. David's face paled. "Oh, God. Don't tell me."