Sex And Candy

Wilson drove them all back to the restaurant and House and Cuddy got in their car and headed home.

"I had fun tonight," Cuddy said to House.

"That is because I was there," House said. "I am always the life of the party."

"I hope that will be true tomorrow," Cuddy said. "I really want you to behave at the winter party tomorrow."

"I will behave if I only have to dance with you," House said. "I do not want to be stuck dancing with half of the hospital."

"Do you really think I would let anyone else dance with my man?" Cuddy asked with a smile. "You do realize that I am going to dance with other people, though, right?"

"I get that butt kissing is part of your job," House said. "As long as it is not literal."

"I would never literally kiss some donor's butt," Cuddy said. "I go straight to blow jobs."

"Those are words that your boyfriend loves to hear," House said sarcastically.

"You should see what I have to do to the women donors," Cuddy said.

"Are you trying to get me to wreck the car?" House asked. "Too many mental pictures of you and Julia Roberts."

"Julia Roberts is not a donor at out hospital," Cuddy said.

"I have seen the old lady donors at the hospital," House said. "If I am going to picture you doing something dirty to a woman donor, I am going to make them hot."

"I could totally get her too," Cuddy said. House shifted in the drivers seat.

"The speed limit really needs to be faster here so that we can get home," House said.

"Problem?" Cuddy asked with a smile as she started to rub her hand on House's leg.

"It is growing by the minute," House said. Cuddy kept moving her hand on House's leg and watched him squirm. Cuddy then took a cherry Jolly Rancher out of her purse and slowly slid it into her mouth. House let out a deep breath.

"You seem a little flushed," Cuddy said with a smile. "Are you alright?"

"I hate you," House said with a laugh.

"That is not what Little House is saying," Cuddy said as she rubbed her hand over his groin.

"He is stupid!" House said. "He is known for not thinking with his brain."

"That is because you can tell that he is more of a physical person," Cuddy said. "He must really work out."

"He has a great trainer," House said. "She really motivates him." House had never been so happy to see his driveway in his whole life. House quickly put the car in park and turned it off. He then made his move towards Cuddy.

"Not in the car," Cuddy said with a laugh as she tried to keep House off of her.

"It's dark," House said as he captured Cuddy's mouth with his own. House kissed Cuddy deeply and sucked the Jolly Rancher right out of her mouth. House went to go spit it on the floor, but Cuddy quickly stopped him.

"If you spit that on my car's floor, I am not having sex with you tonight," Cuddy warned House. House sat up, opened the car door, and spit the Jolly Rancher out on the ground.

"I'm ready for my sex now," House said.

"Get in the house," Cuddy said laughing. House got out and quickly walked to the front door. Cuddy kept laughing as she got out of the car and followed him. House had the front door open and was waiting for Cuddy.

"You are not that pregnant," House said. "Move your ass. When I say move it, I mean shake it." Cuddy walked up to House and stood right in front of him. Cuddy then pulled House's head down and gave him a real powerful kiss.

"Let's get to the bedroom, Dr. House," Cuddy said as she walked into the house. House didn't say anything and just followed Cuddy to the bedroom. "Get on the bed," Cuddy said to House. House went and sat down on the bed. Cuddy started doing a striptease for House.

"This is the best Christmas Eve Eve ever!" House said.

"Did I say that you could talk?" Cuddy asked.

"Yes?" House asked as he watched Cuddy slid off her panties.

"No," Cuddy said as she started taking off House's shirt. House shut up and let Cuddy undress him. When House was totally undressed, Cuddy had him lay down on the bed. Cuddy then straddled House's belly.

"I love you House," Cuddy said.

"I love you too," House said. Cuddy bent down and started kissing House. Cuddy started rubbing her hand up and down House's shaft.

House groaned when Cuddy removed her lips from his. Cuddy moved down House's body with a smile. House through his head back when Cuddy took him into her mouth. Cuddy used her mouth to work House up into a frenzy. Cuddy could tell when House was getting close when he started to buck up into her mouth.

Cuddy took House from her mouth and climbed back up on him. Cuddy then slowly glided House inside of her. Cuddy let House slid all the way up into her. Cuddy then started to move her hips around House's. Cuddy moved her hands up and down House's chest. When she felt the pleasure building up in her own body, she started to move harder. House held onto Cuddy's hips as she moved up and down on him.

House knew that Cuddy was reaching the limit when he saw her eyes start to flicker. He moved his hand down to her clit and started rubbing. Cuddy started to breath really hard as the ecstasy took over her body. Cuddy kept moving until she and House had their release. Cuddy then collapsed onto of House.

"You torturing me in the car really made this worth it," House said.

"Oh, yeah," Cuddy said, still trying to catch he breath.

"Plus, the whole Dean Cuddy telling me what to do was hot," House said.

"Who knew that you would ever like authority?" Cuddy said.