"Damn it!"

It was a pleasurable experiance indeed, but it made a mess.

The white spunk slowly dripped off his hand and on to his skirt which wasn't much better.

With a heavy sigh Itachi stood from his chair, knees slightly wobbly, and walked on a slightly crooked path to the bathroom door, occasionally hitting the furniture as he went.

fumbling with the doorknob for a moment before freezing, something was off.

Itachi was no longer alone in his room anymore.


"Ahhhw!"

"What?! What's wrong?!"

"NooooOOOOO!!"

"What is it Haku!"

"The chapter can't end there!"

"Well... it just did!!"

"Don't yell at me!"

Oh no, angry uke. not good. Okay okay, what to do? What to do? Okay. Zabuza could run, but that would mean leaving an angry uke in the bed room they shared, meaning he could cut holes in all the crotches of zabuza's pan't like the last three times, OR he could tack the little mass of anger to the bed and have angry sex for about and hour till Haku beat him with the slippers on the floor beside the bed...hmmmmmm, Run or sex, crotchless pants or slipper beating.

Haku was no longer angry, but completly amused, it wasn't every day that you see Zabuza, the cold vicious man who only really showed cruelty and horniness, folding his arm, head bent down, brow scrunched together in plain concentration and muttering about slippers, crotches, running shoes, and kiwi-watermelon flavored lube.

Stiffling a giggle, Haku watched this for over 10 minutes til he grew bored and picked up the book to see where the next chapter picked up.

Poor old Zabu-chan never got his beloved angry sex, but than again he never had to go to the mall with his penis hanging out of his pants, like the last three times.


Itachi tried to move, honest he did, but the vibe from the other presence just told him to stand still, and not move, like if he did it would only piss the other off.

"He's gone you know." A deep baritone voice spoke, like a scrape in the darkness

"Wh-who's g-g-g-gone?" Was all Itachi could put out, inwarldy cursing himself for stuttering, Uchiha's didn't stutter!

"The shark man, Kisame." The name of his true love was spat out like a poison.

"No he's not! He will find me and take me back home." He replied, voice cold as ice. Nobody insulted his love. Nobody!

"I will kill him the second he sets foot in the castle."

"Who are you?" The whisper was barely audible.

"Neji, your fiance."

"No.."

"Oh yes."

"Why are you here!?"

"Because I'm sick and tired of you lusting after that...that...FREAK!"

"Don't call him that!"

"fury huh? I like that."

"You're sick!"

"And you're mine."

The heavy body pressed him up against the door.

Itachi fought, honestly he did, but Neji fought harder

And that's how he lost his virginity.

Bleeding painfully and Screaming.

All the time wishing for his Kisame to come and take him from the nightmare.