A/N I know I have a couple of suggestions but this came to me and I didn't want to risk losing a couple of the jokes. I'm going to write the drabbles now. Got 4 on the list and two of them are mine. Sooo. After you've read this please, if you have an idea you'd like me to do, then tell me :D Happy Boxing day btw. Hope ya's had a great xmas. Pair: Gwaine/Apple
Disclaimer: don't own.
"AHHH! Stupid thing! Why won't you let me chew you?" Gwaine screamed in frustration while trying not to hurt his teeth.
"Gwaaaine? What are you doing?" Arthur asked hesitantly.
"More like what are you eating?" Merlin asked as well, slight amusement in his tone.
"More like what are you trying to eat?" Percival added.
"This! It's called an 'apple' but it won't let me eat it!" Gwaine said almost crying. He held up a thin metal thing with what looked like glass on the other side. On the metal side it showed a bitten apple with 'Apple' written under it. Everyone looked confused. "I know what that is! It's called an iPhone but the people who produce it are called Apple." Everyone turned to Merlin as if he just won a sword fighting tournament without magic. Merlin rolled his eyes. "I went to the future, the year 2011. It was all the rage. It was really cool so I took one back with me. It went missing, which people complained about a lot, now I've found it." Merlin explained, snatching his phone away from Gwaine. There was a chorus of ooohhh.
"You can travel in time?" Arthur asked, astounded. Merlin nodded. "Where else have you been?" Merlin thought for a moment.
"The year 3000. There was this band called Busted and they sung about going there. I wanted to take them back with me because their music is amazing! They hadn't been to the year 3000 though cuz it was all wrong. They didn't live under water and girls didn't have three breasts." Merlin said. There was another chorus of ooohhh. Suddenly there was a sound.
"What's that noise?" Lancelot asked covering his ears.
"My ringtone. It's Bon Jovi-Living on a Prayer. Amazing band. Now if you'll excuse me, it's Barack Obama calling." Merlin pressed a on the glass side and then the music stopped. He then left talking to whoever. The Knight's were left shocked. "So is the company an apple?" Gwaine asked.