Disclaimer- Okay, I'm sorry for being really sucky at updating recently so I'm going to make it up to you by posting a few extra chapters today! BTW, I DON'T OWN SOUL EATER! (seriously, do i have to repeat it again?...)
"Haha! That was the funniest thing I've ever seen!"
"Soul, can you please drop it?" Maka whined from behind me. I turned around and grinned at her, "Of course I can't...it's your fault for-"
"Please don't bring that up..." she moaned.
"Why? Saying something like that to a pervy old man like your dad was totally going to be misinterpreted." I laughed, "besides...the look on his face was so hilarious...it was all red and embarrassed and-"
"Soul..."
"The only bad thing was he looked like he was gonna kill-"
"Soul..."
"Hey Maka, I've got a joke for you...so this girl with no tits walks into school a-"
"MAKA-CHOP!"