"OH SHIT THE COPS!"
Emma and Regina stood on the door of the cabin staring at the bunch of drunk swaying teens. Some had fled that much they'd know, but the ones in worst state were the ones to stay still, their hazy alcohol filled minds still trying to process what was happening. Whispered fled back and forth until a brave or more like stupid, poor unfortunate soul asked.
"ARE THEY STRIPPERS?"
Emma snarled back.
"NO WE'RE NOT STRIPPERS!"
"YOU LOOK LIKE STRIPP-"
Regina had enough and stepped forward. All the teenager seemed a little to over it and drunk. She stepped right into his face, that reeked of booze and tobacco. She snarled disgustedly and used her Evil Queen voice. This little shits were in trouble.
"The ones who bought the alcohol, step right up"
There was a short moment of silence before every single kid darted in all and every direction. Once evaded Emma and Regina while others ran and made escape routes. Like jumping through windows. Emma cursed 'little bastards!' And went after one who was trying to stuff in alcohol into his black ripped leather jacket.
She forcefully grabbed his armed and bared her teeth in success.
"Caught you, kid!"
"OI, BITCH I DONT FUCK WITH YOU!"
"HEY! YOU FUCK WITH THE LAW, THEN YOURE FUCKING WITH ME! You Little-!"
"Emma!"
Regina reprimanded as she went down into the basement. A wave of heated, raw grass smelling smoke hit her making her cough.
The scene she saw was maddening.
It seemed to be a grinding fest, boys with boys, girls with girls and boys with girls. She was sure that it would turn into a freaking orgy soon.
"Hey!"
Like everyone kept doing what they were doing, Regina grabbed the water pipe that oozed with the smell of marihuana and threw it, shattering it to pieces, against the boom box, effectively breaking it. That made the teenagers stop and realize what they were doing.
Emma watch in bewilderment as a group of laughing kids ran from the basement and out the door. Hot on their heels, came Regina whose eyes were flaring up, in brown angry flames.
"Damn it Swan! You're suppose to catch them not just stand there, telekinesis exists dear, but I'm pretty sure you're magic isn't that strong"
Regina snapped and Emma shrugged foreword the boy she catches but not actually letting go of the vice grip on his arm. Regina smirked darkly. Like she always did when things went her way. And it was hot.
"Well apparently you're not that useless... Who is this?"
She said in her taunting voice.
After rolling her eyes Emma answered.
"This is Roofies-"
"Rufio!"
The boy corrected and both officers rolled their eyes. Like they both have a fuck, Regina The Queen of Zero Fucks and Emma the No-fucks-here Savior. The Indian boy cursed under his breath.
"Whatever narcozep! I caught him trying to gather the booze"
Regina nodded and took her time to look around Rumple's cabin.
"Well they really trashed Rumple's cabin"
Regina scoffed with a smirk and her eyes sparkled with pure evilness.
"Maybe your punishment won't that bad because of it Roofies"
"Regina!"
Emma gasp but shook her head with a smile and pushed the boy out the door.
"Get on rohypnol, we're heading back to station"
The ride was short and once they locked Flunitrazepam up. Emma sighed and ignore the boy that glared at her before sighing.
Regina glared back and made him immediately go into the corner and hug his knees. The deputy motion for the sheriff to go outside into the hall.
"Well he doesn't have the keys"
Regina sighed and crossed her arms staring at Emma. The sheriff scratched her chin and frowned.
"Do you think that another one of the kids has them?"
"What other option do we have Ms Swan!"
Regina snapped and huffed getting out her cellphone and quick failing a number.
"Snow, we got one of the rascals were not sure if he led the gang that..," she stopped because her laughter bubbles and she was having a hard time keeping it down. She snorted but quickly covered it with a cough. "Attacked you"
Emma bit her tongue but couldn't keep her sniggers. Regina smiled and winked at her as she finished her call with Snow.
"Well now what"
"NO!"
Regina pressed the end call on her Black Berry and glared at Emma walking right up to her.
"EVERY TIME YOU SAY THAT SOMETHING HAPPENS!"
Emma grabbed Regina's hands giving them a light squeeze and her magic surged forward to calm the others. They waited a few minutes.
"See? Nothing Ba-"
"Oh shut up Ms Swan"
Regina snapped looking up at Emma.
Emma smiled goofily and poked her.
"Aw! Aren't you a grumpy pants?"
"What?!"
Regina tried to pull away from Emma but the sheriff was stronger and pulled her in hugging her.
Then she said in an annoying voice.
"Gwampy pants! Come on Reggie who tied your panties in a knot?"
"Emma you keep that up and we are not having sex"
Emma's eyes widen when she remembered her purpose in life.
Fucking Regina so hard she wouldn't be able to walk straight for the rest of her life.
Of course it was an unrealistic purpose, because it's almost impossible considering Regina has healing magic and Emma isn't that aggressive.
But she will fuck Regina.
And that is a promise.
"An Emma Swan promise"
The sheriff whispered to herself looking up into the ceiling in wonder if her own inner wisdom. Regina though , since Emma started her own inner monologue, Emma had hugged her tight against her body and had awkwardly started to pet her. So there was Regina pressed against Emma's bosom.
"Emma?"
She asked cautiously.
Emma snapped and looked down to Regina with a smile.
"Let's go Regina! To the fuckroom!"
"The what room?"
But it was too late Emma was pulling her towards the yellow bug and Regina ran to not be dragged on the floor like a rag-doll.
What they didn't notice was the sneaky shadow that slipped into the station.
Rufio sat on the cot and hugged his knees. The evil queen confused him so. She was hot and angry and scary. A very bad combination for a hormonal teenage boy. His playboy magazines weren't as aggressive though.
"Women are scary"
He whispered to the confines of his jail cell. What was he doing with his life?! He was in jail damn it! He was only 17! HE HAD A WHOLE LIFE TO LIVE! AND NOW HE WAS GOING TO ROT IN JAIL!
His train of thought was interrupted as he heard.
Tack
Tack
Tack
Tack
A metal going through the bars. A low chirpy chuckle resonated through the empty sheriff station.
Rufio gasp as he saw a shadow in front of him.
And then she pressed her face against the bars with psycho killer, not the song, face.
"There you are!"
Rufio gasped and stood up as adrenaline filled his body.
"How did you! How did you find me!?"
"I will always find you!"
Snow said with a crazy wicked smile as she pointed the paint gun.
Rufio shuddered and tried to find for a way out. But who was he kidding he was in jail!
"HANDS. IN. THE. AIR!"
He did.
"Now..."
Snow smirked just like Regina did, but not as good though, but it was terrifying.
"Wave them from side to side like you don't care!"
"Why?"
"DO IT!"
Snow demanded and the boy whimpered. He did wave his hands from side to side like he didn't care. But he did.
"Now say Yeeh!"
"Yeeeh!"
"LOUDER YEEEEEH"
"YEEEEH?"
Snow smiles victoriously.
"Revenge, mother fu-"
And she pressed the trigger.
Bang
Bang
Bang.
No 'mm whatcha say' soundtrack. No.
Rufio feel to the ground covered in purple paint and Snow laughed victoriously.
"You're a mad old woman"
The boy gasp and Snow glared at him like he just said unicorns stickers were stupid. You do not mess with Snows Unicorns stickers. She shot him again.
"Shut up"
Emma was flustered. She gripped the steering wheel tighter with a grip it was sure to snap in half. She was trying to really hard not to crash. But she was more than tempted than to crash against the StoryBrooke sign and do it.
After all how could you drive when Regina Mills had her lips latched to your throat, licking and sucking the sweet sweet spot and she had her hand in your pants thrusting into you and rubbing your clit expertly.
Emma screamed as she came again and pressed the accelerator making the car go faster for 5 seconds before she remembered that she was driving.
"Re-Regina, Im... I was...ah...supposed to fuck you!"
Regina stopped her ministrations and leaned to whisper in Emma's ear.
"Then get to the mansion already Swan"
Emma stepped on the gas and made her poor little bug drive as fast as he could. Herbie be damned.
Although once they got there they saw a sight that put their plan into halt.
There in the side walk, park horribly something that Regina was sure that was something in the Swan Genes, was Henry's car.
"Why is Henry's car parked extra horribly wrong"
Regina asked gripping Emma's hand at the stirring wheel thinking the worst scenarios possible.
Emma frown and thought things through.
"Well maybe he had a girl distracting him too"
Emma said suggestively and looked at Regina wiggling her eyebrows making them say 'you know what I mean'. Regina gasp.
"Our son is too young for that Ms Swan!"
She busted out of the car.
"HENRY! HENRY DANIEL MILLS, YOU BETTER NOT BE WITH A GIRL! AND IF YOU ARE YOU BETTER HAVE USED A CONDOM YOUNG MAN!"
Regina said in her fierce mom voice and strutting to the car. She opened the car door and expected to see the worst. It seemed like yesterday that Henry was a little baby and now Regina was praying not to find his son doing obscene things on the back seat.
Oh her little prince!
When he opened the door. Her little boy threw himself on her and he hugged her with all her might.
"MA!"
"oh Henry I thought-!"
"I'm going to throw up"
The boy announced and Regina quickly pushed him of her and angled him towards the bushes.
"OKAY AWAY FROM ME BARFING BOY, HENRY!"
She said whilst and Henry barfed. Emma got off the bug and ran to her family.
"Are you okay?"
Regina nodded and Henry too as he straightened up cleaning his mouth with the back of his hand. Emma roamed her eyes over her son's body checking for any injury or something out of place. What she saw made her blood run cold. There hanging from the boys back pocket jeans where a set of keys.
The skeletons keys.
"Henry..." Emma started but something hit her. A wave of something. Something powerful. Her green eyes flickered white and she turn to look at Regina for guidance.
Regina glared at her with intense purple eyes.
"Really Ms Swan 'nothing bad is going to happen'!?"
Emma groaned and rolled her eyes.
"Oh for fucks sake! DAMN IT WALT!"
She yelled at the sky lifting her fists in anger. Henry frown, he was confused.
"Uh ma?"
Regina hugged him and squeezed his arms.
"Don't ask dear"
Snow read the text message she just received from Regina.
FROM:
Step Mommy [Apple emoticon]
The boy we caught might not be the one who stole the Skeleton keys.
"GOD DAMNIT!"
Snow yelled banging her fist against her night stand making David yelp.
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