The Continuation Of Foreheads And Wiener Dogs:

Jasper's POV:

I Was In My Room Hiding In The Corner Because Of The Wiener Dogs That Were Surrounding My House. I Was Rocking Back And Forth, "It's Going To Be Ok I Told Myself," For The 75th Time. Those Floppy Ears And Pink Noses, The Devil's Nose! Jacob Ran Into My Room.

"I Finally Imprinted!" He Yelled.

"That's Great, Now Get Out." I Said.

"Don't You Want To Know Who I Imprinted On Or What."

"Not Really."

"It's That Wiener Dog Out There With The Bow." Pointing Out My Window. "Hi, Honey!" He Yelled Out The Window.

I Pushed Him Out The Window. He Landed On His "Honey". I Snickered.

Edward Ran Into My Room, Have These People Ever Heard Of Knocking?

"Hide Me!" He Yelled.

"Why?" I Asked.

"Three Words: Fan Girls." He Replied.

"HOLY GERARD!" I Heard A Scream From The Hallway.

Then A Girl With A Rather Large Forehead Ran Into My Room. Followed By A Spunky Brunette.

The Massive Forehead Girl Tripped On My Rug And Hit Her Head And Was Knocked Out.

"Now That She's Out Of The Picture." The Spunky Brunette Said, "There's More Time For US."

"What's Your Name?" Edward Asked.

"Anna."

"How Lovely."

Then The Spunky Brunette Named Anna Fainted.

"I Need Mouth To Mouth!" She Yelled.

"ANNA!"

He Leaned Over. "Mama's HOME!" Bella Yelled After She Slammed The Door. She Walked In The Door With Alice. Bella Gasped And Alice Screamed " Look It's Rachel!" Then Bella Screamed Because She Thought Alien Babies Were Taking Over.

Edward Immediately Stood Up And Straightened His Shirt. Then Bella Slapped Him.

"Don't Slap My Man!" Anna Yelled. Then She Slapped Bella, Knocking Her To The Floor. I Watched In Amazement At The Cat Fight. Bella Was Doing Terrible. Then Anna Ran Out Of The Room Screaming "Pool Party!" Then We Heard A Splash. We All Rushed To See What Had Happened. We Saw Anna And Rosalie In The Pool. Wait…. Where Did Rosalie Come From?

"My Makeup Is Smearing!" Rosalie Screamed.

"The Alien Baby Is Back," Emmett Screamed As He Ran Out To Join Us, "And Its Got A Gerard Doll!"

"Excuse Meeeeeeeeehhhhh, It's An Action Figure." Rachel Said As She Walked Outside.

Emmett Ran In The House Screaming. 10 Seconds Later He Came Back Out With Another Sign. It Said: "I'M FROM NEPTUNE!" Then He Stuck It On Rachel's Massive Forehead. Then He Grabbed Her Gerard Doll And Threw It In The Pool.

"Look It's Little Gee!" Anna Exclaimed. Then She Started Chewing On Its Head. Rachel Had A Seizure, Then I Laughed.

MORAL OF THE STORY: WEAR WATERPROOF MAKEUP!

(A/N We Get A lot Of These Ideas From Real Life Experience. All Of These Characters Are Real Not Including The Twilight 1's. Rachel Is Real And She Is Obsessed With Gerard Way. Anna loves Edward. And The Beaver Hat Guy Story Is Real.)