Moony,
But they're so CHASEABLE!
That's true... I remember Marlene McKinnon punching you in the side because you kicked her cat.
SHAGGABLE I TELL YOU!
Because I'm awesome and sexy and have great hair.
He said that I sucked at soccer. And then he laughed. He was obviously trying to bother me.
BUT IT WAS TRUE!
It was ugly. And slightly lopsided. And my hair is not MESSY. It's SEXY.
He smiles too much. It's creepy. I don't trust him.
You wouldn't. We would run away together, and never talk about Henry again.
I would NEVER wet my self. I am not a homesick first year.
ACTUALLY, I finished my potions and my divination homework. So there. (Though I DO need help with the History of Magic homework... who was Grimmbillie the Grave?)
That sounds good. I'll see you in our usual compartment. (Tell your mum to bake some more of that lovely pumpkin bread that she made last week.)
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY ARE YOU ABANDONING ME FOR THAT SHINY-TOOTHED FREAK OF NATURE?
~Padfoot
ps
They do not accept your apologies... groveling is in order.