RoseParis
Seb: INTERNET HUG HUG YO SCREEN GURL! *hugs screen*
Hunter : YOU TOO HUG THE SCREEN!
Both : Now Kiss!
Aw, Rose! *hugs screen*
Sebastian, I don't understand. Why are we hugging the screen?
Because we are fictional characters and therefore cannot hug Rose in real life, so virtual hugs will have to do.
Oooh, okay. *hugs screen*
You're the only one who makes us kiss... besides Nick and Jeff. Perverts.
You're whining. I won't kiss a whiny Seb.
I'm sorry.
That's better.
(SEXY HUNTBASTIAN MAKE-OUT SESSION)
Woah...
GET A ROOM!
We're in a room, you both just decided to burst in here.
Well, sorry.
GO AWAY.
Why must you hurt me in this way?
Don't hurt my Jeffy.
Yeah, I'm just a baby Warbler.
No one calls you baby Warbler, Jeff.
YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE LIVESTREAM DID YOU SEB?
Hunter, you have to calm down. Talking in all capitals is not proper Internet behavior.
Sorry.
Give me five, Jeff!
But... you already took all my money, Nick.
Nevermind. *poofs out*
*exits through the door like a normal person*
charliewarbler
seb:why do you style your hair like you belong in a disney movie?
hunt:does seb give good blow jobs?
both:what is the most fun you have ever had with niff? ( hi nicky!)
I do belong in a Disney movie. I'm a sexy gay prince.
:D
Seb gives really good blow-jobs. I mean, he's had a lot of practice.
What's that supposed to mean?
Erm... that you're very experienced.
All I'm hearing is another word for slut.
Sebastian! I'm sorry.
You don't think I know what people say behind my back, Hunter? I know what the New Directions say about me. They all hate me and it sucks trying to pretend like it doesn't hurt. I have to put this big smile on my face and pretend like I don't hear the whispers in the hall every goddamn minute of my life.
Sebastian, the Warblers love you. Nick and Jeff love you, but most importantly I love you. I don't think you're a slut. I think you're perfect and you shouldn't care what others say, because they won't matter. You'll make it big one day and you can rub it in their faces. I love you, baby.
You always know how to make me feel better. I love you too, honey.
Now, onto the next question.
The most fun I've ever had with Niff would be when I took them to Paris and they began talking in false French accents and wouldn't stop talking about french fries and french toast. It was hilarious.
The most fun I had with Niff was when we went to Jeff's house and went swimming in the pool and Jeff's siblings came out and joined us and I don't know... it was really fun.
HI!
Go.
No. We will not.
Jeff? Are you ready?
I was born ready Nick.
YOU DESPISE EVERYONE AND EVERYONE DESPISES YOU
Stop. Please.
NONE OF THIS SURPRISES YOU.
WHEN YOU ARE SNAPE.
Dear baby Colfer.
THE ENDLESS HALLS OF THE SCHOOL
OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY!
FILL YOU UP WITH MISERY.
WHEN YOU ARE SNAPE!
OH NO!
Seriously. Stop.
BUT IT'S OKAY TO FEEL LIKE SNAPE!
TO FEEL SO SAD AND GRUMPITY.
I want to stab my ears with a pen.
JUST RELAX, THERE'S NO ESCAPE
AT LEAST YOU'RE IN GOOD COMPANY.
THAT'S ME!
Are you done?
We are.
And now we will go. *vanishes*
*sneaks out the back way*
KlaineGleekStarkidfan4eva
Where is the wierdest place you guys have ever had sex? And when you get married and have kids, how many do you want? And of what gender? And what will their names be?
We had sex in Warblers Hall.
Good times...
I WANT FIVE KIDS!
No, two kids will be fine.
*sighs dramatically* Fine. Two kids.
I want one boy and one girl.
Yes and their names will be Lucille and Edmund.
Why...?
NARNIA.
That concludes another chapter. And now me and Hunter must enjoy another sexy make-out session. Toodles!
AN: Hope you all enjoyed this chapter!