Not My Name

by vivichichan-01

If you played the game, you know that Snow screams Serah's name a lot. This is just a little humorous thing that takes place after Snow proposes. I'm also adding things I think are silly in here so it isn't just about Snow and Serah.

10. odd couple

Odd Couple

OK so a lot of people think Hope and Lightning would make a great couple. Serious? Hope? and Lightning? OK well, that's what this chapter is about. (p.s. any words you see in bold means, take note of this before you think of those two as a couple.)

"Hope," Lightning began. "Hope, you do realize that.... you are.... strong. Right?"

"Uh, no...."

"Well um, you are and.... I kinda.... Like that in you."

"Really? Well um I like how you are... uh...."

"I love you."

"WUH?!"

"Um, sorry. But you know there's is one flaw inside of you."

"What?"

"That eh eh noise you make."

"Eh eh... oh. Eh."

"Stop it seriously."

"OK. So...you wanna go out sometime?"

"OK Hope. You gonna pick me up?"

"I'M ONLY FOURTEEN!!!"

"WATCH IT HOPE."

"Alright, when do you wanna meet? And where?"

"Um... how about you meet at my place OK?"

"Why?"

"It's gonna look funny when a fourteen year old boy is going out with an adult woman."

"Oh yea you're right."

So later that day, the two went over to Light's house for dinner. During dinner, Lightning realized that Hope was NOT a very neat eater. He got food all over his face, talked with his mouth opened, and couldn't have an interesting discussion with him. Lightning realized she had fallen in love with a guy who's younger than her, who has a lack of hygiene (she's one to be talking) and who couldn't ever protect her if they got married.

"Will you marry me?" Hope asked with spaghetti sauce all over his face.

"Yes." Lightning said.

"YAY! WE SHOULD TELL EVERYONE!!!"

"Yea..." Lightning said totally regretting her response. They gathered Fang, Sazh, Vanille, Snow and Serah together.

"Guess what! Me and Lightning are getting married!!"

Nobody said anything. They were all shocked.

"Hope is younger than you, Light." Fang said about to fall over in laughter.

"SO!! It didn't matter when Snow thought it was OK to marry a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL!!" Hope yelled.

"I'M NOT FIFTEEN!!"

"Serah calm-"

"MY NAME IS KENNEDY!!"

"This isn't working," Sazh said.

"Alright, we're not getting married, Hope. K?"

Hope started crying. "YOU HATE ME EH!!!"

THE END I actually got this idea from Pulse99, not from my dad this time.