A/N I'm SO SORRY for the long wait! I blame the EVIL writer's block AND school. Not to mention that Fanfiction net won't accept my files. But of course, the writer's block still thrives in my already tampered brain. So…..
I ask ye to help fight this writer's block away! In order to do this, please, after reading, review and give me a simple prompt. This could be a simple sentence (no one's name can be allowed, except "YOU") or a random word like "Duck" or "bees". Think about Power of the Pen.
Omg! Speaking of Power of the Pen, I WON THIRD PLACE OUT OF 63 OTHER CONTESTANTS! Wooooot! And my old crush (D) won second, and my friend S won first! YES!
(ahem) anyways, read on!
(Many whallops later)
Merry: The piñata broke!
Frodo: Yes!
(Boromir falls out)
Pippin: Well that was a waste of bats. It's just a dummy of Boromir.
Frodo: Perhaps it's edible.
Boromir: Oh….no….
Frodo: (pulls the ten fake rings out of Boromir's hand) Look what the dummy gave us! Rings! Yes, now that's a treat!
Pippin: Indeed!
Merry: You're right!
Frodo: Let's go to Boromir and give him one!
(hobbits go away)
Boromir: Oh….dear….why…?
(Meanwhile, Arwen and Aragorn are in the dining room)
Arwen: (holding rope) Perhaps we should just give up?
Aragorn: Never! We must get him!
(Suddenly, loud thumping sounds come from the kitchen. Aragorn and Arwen freeze up)
Arwen: Hide!
(dashes for behind the table. Suddenly, the THING comes up. It's Faramir doing the worm)
Faramir: Coast clear!
Aragorn: UNTIL NOW!
Arwen: (brandishes rope)
Faramir: NOOOOO! (is tied up) Have mercy!
(suddenly the hobbits and the elves appear)
Legolas: good work, Aragorn. Now, where's my bow and arrow….
Faramir: Have mercy!
Aragorn: Then plead guilty and apologize!
Faramir: For what? I sometimes come to visit YOU when you're in the castle of Gondor and I see you eating your butt off and being fanned and massaged and watching belly—
Aragorn: End of story!
Arwen: What?! Did I hear correctly? YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING NAKED WOMEN DANCE???
Aragorn: Uh, uh, don't change the subject! You right now are guilty!
Faramir: Never!
Galadriel: Fine! Legolas, bring in the FRENCH BREAD!
(Legolas comes with a leering hard French bread in his hands, ready to strike)
Faramir: NOOOOO! Anything but that! I'll talk!
Legolas: (jabs bread at Faramir's throat) Then apologize!
Faramir: (sobs) Fine….I'm…..sorry…..
Aragorn: Aww, he apologized! We'll forgive you 'cause you did!
Faramir: (thinking) It was that easy??!!
Pippin: Well, then, let's have a forgiving pool party! C'mon everyone!
Everyone: YEAH! (rushes out)
(meanwhile)
Boromir: Wait…for…me…(crawls down stairs) Ugh….(crawls on couch) You know what, I'll just stay here….
A/N Don't forget, simple word or prompt and review please!