Disclaimer: I don't own that FMA and I sing it in my own way!
Hearing is Believing
"Hawkeye must be very ill," Roy told his staff, "because I actually heard her take that damn gun out of its holster before she had time to point it at me."
A/N: The lessons I am learning:
Lesson One: When sick, do not throw up in the sink because the drain is too small... ew.
Lesson Two: When sick, do not keep your snotty tissues on one side of the bed because you just KNOW you'll roll into them and sleep on them... ew ew.
Lesson Three: When sick, do not sleep in your loft bed because you WILL NOT be able to handle the lander on the way down at 3am.
Lesson Four: When sick, you must treat the house as if you just killed eveyone and not touch anything, thereby leaving incriminating finger prints.
Lesson Five: When sick, your 'Ribbit King' playing skills sky rocket!
That is what I've learned.
-rix the demon