Savannah- Hey 'yall, Savannah here and Virginia and I wrote this one...this one gets pretty crazy so hold onto your underpants!
Virginia- Underpants? What if they're not wearing underpants?
Savannah- I guess they'll just have to depend on their Depends!
Gary & Leaf- Ewww...
Ash- Cool!
Misty, May, Drew, Dawn & Paul- Awkward...
Virginia- Let's get on with the story!
Savannah- but, just to warn you, in this chapter the special word is awkward! And who ever reviews first to this chapter with a paragraph with at least five reasons and examples why they think this chapter was awkward, we will have Harley bake you some of his famous May and Drewsy cookies!
May- Um...I'd rather not.
Drew- Does he have too?

"Paul, I don't get why you always have to be a grouch." Dawn pouted, bottom lip jutting out as she gave him a dejected look.
"Why do you always have to be peppy, Troublesome?" Paul laughed as if what he said was some unknown joke (and with Paul being Paul, it probably was).
"Anyways, I was hoping we could go down town today, you know, go do some shopping get some smoothies, just hang out." Dawn shook Paul off, turning to May and Drew.
"That sounds excellent. I say we take my Lamborghini." Drew grinned.
"But yours only fits five people." May pointed out.
"We can make the rest walk." Drew wiggled his eyebrows at May and Gary joined in saying, "Me and Leaf call the back seat! Are the windows tinted?"
"I think I'll walk, thank you." Leaf put a finger in her mouth, pretending to puke. "Anyways, I have something's to pick up." Leaf showed a paper to Dawn.
"Whoa. Why do you need those? Did Gary-" Dawn whispered.
"No he didn't! But I'll never know if the creeper raped me in my sleep." Leaf whispered back.
"Um...Awkward..." Dawn trailed off, backing away slowly.
"Hey! I'm missing my toothbrush!" Ash shouted from the top of the stairs. Everyone glanced up. There, Ash stood in a yellow banana suit.
"Looks like Ash finally joined the banana boat." May huffed, trying to stifle her laughter. Paul and Drew were snickering in the background.
"Ash has always been on the banana boat, May." Dawn pointed out, rolling her eyes.
"It's not my fault I had a dream last night that I was a giant banana in a banana split and a giant me was eating it!" Ash whined. "And then I woke up in the pool floating in a giant floating bowl and found out that I had become a banana...But that's not the point! I'm missing my toothbrush!"
"Ash, I can explain," Drew laughed. Paul and Drew were rolling on the floor with laughter. "You see...we did all that stuff to you."
"And you stole my toothbrush?" Ash questioned, his voice going up an octave.
"That we didn't do." Paul said.
"Just look around, Ash. I'm sure trying to find a pink Crayola crayon toothbrush won't be that hard to find. And since when did you take interest in brushing your teeth?" Misty told him, only causing the boys to laugh harder.
"Oh hardy har har." Ash mocked sarcastically. "Shut up."
"Can we just...uh...Leave now?" Dawn begged Paul.
"Wait...since when and why does Ash have a pink Crayola crayon toothbrush?" Leaf asked, "Is he gay?"
"I'm dating a gay person?" Misty shrieked shrilly.
"Um...no." Ash made a face.
"Um...awkward..." May backed off slowly and out the door.

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sometime later in the middle of town...
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"Let's stop in the pet store!" Dawn squealed, "Aww! Look at the little puppies!" Dawn bolted into the pet store, squealing.
"I guess we should go in there." Drew rolled his eyes, leading the rest of the gang into the pet store. Ash watched the fish bubble and swim around with pure delight, Misty, Leaf and, May cooed over the puppies and kittens, making sure to hold each one, Drew watched the birds, gerbils, and other cute, fluffy, rodents, while Paul laughed mischievously, watching large snakes swallow dead animals and eggs.
"Did you guys find Dawn?" Paul asked the girls after the snakes were done eating the little animals.
"I believe not." Leaf said, snuggling a baby toy poodle. "May? Misty? Did you see here?"
"Nope." Both of them chimed, snuggling tabby kittens. Drew waltzed over to them, a bird perched on his shoulder and a cage in his hand with cartons full of bird food and a watering dish.
"I bought a trained cockatoo! Listen!" He turned to the cockatoo, letting it perch on his finger. "G'day, Mate!"
"Hello. G'day mate. G'day." The cockatoo squabbled.
"That's going to get annoying awful fast." Paul palm thumped his forehead.
"And I bought a fish! Lookit-his eyes are little lines! I'm going to name him Brock!" Ash squealed, holding up a colorful fish of some sort in a little bag filled with water and another bag with fish bowl decorations and feed.
"Paul! Paul!" Dawn came screaming around a corner of a rack of leashed and collars. In her arms, she cradled a Jack Russell Terrier Puppy! "I bought him! He's mine!"
"WHAT?" Paul yelled. "You got that mangy mutt?"
Dawn covered the puppy's ears, hissing, "Shh! He has feelings too! His name is Narrow and I bought him a leash and collar and a little blankie to snuggle with and-"
"Where'd you get the money to buy that thing?" Paul exclaimed.
"Well, let's just say Drew and I had a bet of some-sort and he lost.' Dawn grinned wickedly at Drew.
"I was this close to winning too!" Drew whined, showing a minute figure with his fingers.
"But I still won! And I bought Narrow with some of the money." Dawn added happily.
"Some of the money?" Paul gasped.
Dawn smiled evilly, nodding again. "Only a small portion. This pup was only $250, and subtract that from $1000..."
"$1000? I-I-I'm not even going there. All I know is we are NOT keeping the puppy." Paul growled.
"Aww! Look how adorable he is!" Misty, May, and Leaf squeaked, setting down the puppy and kittens and rushing over to see Narrow and to pet his white fur with orange spots here and there. One of the orange spots patched over his right eyes, giving him and extra twinkle of cuteness.
"I'm keeping him whether you like it or not! I bought him!" Dawn snarled. The puppy whimpered. "Aww, I'm sorry baby..." She nuzzled the puppy, letting it briefly lick her nose.
"He's got that puppy smell too!" Misty added.
"Fine fine FINE. We can keep it." Paul groaned. The girls squealed, Dawn putting a blue little collar on it and attacking its blue leash.
"Now I just have to give it tags!" Dawn grinned, setting Narrow down and they exited the pet shop, Paul sulking all the way to Groovy Smoothie (a/n: What? Only thought ICarly had the Groovy Smoothie?)

Sometime later back at the beach house...

"Pretty hectic day, huh?" Drew asked May as they stood alone on one of the many balconies at the beach house.
"You got that right." May nodded with a smile.
"I love watching the sunset. It's like watching the day roll over you and prepare you for the next." Drew added. As the waves crashed onto shore, the sun was low in the sky. The sky was painted in a rich pink, red, peach, and lavender. Faint orange circled the setting sun in a ring. May sighed. She loved this sight too.
"You know what May? I think we should get married." Drew said suddenly.
"Excuse me?" May gasped.
"We should get married."
"What?"
"May, I'm being serious! May..." Drew took her hand, taking out a little ring box and kneeling to the ground, "I love you." Drew opened the black velvet box, exposing a circle platinum ring with a heart shaped diamond. "May...?" May blushed furiously, "Although we may not always get along, and that is because you are a complete idiot, you are my idiot. And without you, I am nothing. May, I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you! May...Will you marry me?"
May gasped, too stunned to say anything.

Virginia- Cliffhanger!

Gary-Yeah….I think my birdie wants to say something

Birdie (now dubbed Twinkie)-*Misty's fat squawk*

Misty-Grr…

Gary-heheh...Uh, Birds say the strangest things…Ooh gawd…no, no….NOT THE FACE!

Savannah- Heh…..um…time to go….