Rule #91
In accordance with rule #70 the higher ups, Father and the Sins are not the Volturi
(Just no)
(That is all)
oOo
Rule #92
Asking Olivier if she wants to build a snowman by knocking on her door during a meeting is not advised.
(You'd have to be some kind of stupid)
(She doesn't say go away with words)
(She uses her sword)
(I ended up with less bangs than I had originally)
oOo
Rule #93
Asking Lust where she got her boobs done is not a good idea
(Having sharp pointy nails heading your way is not fun)
oOo
Rule #94
Do not lift Ed up above your head while standing on the roof of Central Command and asking everyone to bow
(Ed was not amused)
(Roy was amused)
(Riza was not amused)
(I sort of dropped Ed off the building)
(For such a little guy, he's sure is heavy with the automail)
(Ed's totally fine)
(A car broke his fall)
(He'll be fine after he gets his casts off)
(The car sadly isn't fine)
(Poor car)
oOo
Rule #95
Do not toss Mustang's paperwork outside the window
(He actually treated me to dinner after)
(Riza made me pick it up)
(Damn wind)
(I had to go all over Central)
oOo
Rule #96
Do not play Setting Fire To The Rain around Mustang
(He REALLY doesn't like that song)
(Everyone else thought it was funny)
oOo
Rule #97
Do not play Barbie Girl around Envy
(WORST FREAKING IDEA EVER!)
(He won't stop singing it!)
oOo
Rule #98
In accordance to rule #88 , do not call Riza 'Tweety'
(Death Wish)
(I had to dodge some serious bullets)
oOo
Rule #99
Do not give Riza a quiver of arrows and a bow because her last name is Hawkeye
(Let it be known that it is never advised to give Riza projectile weapons)
(She knows how to use them)
oOo
Rule #100
In regards to rule #99 , Riza is not Hawkeye from Avengers
(Roy thought it was funny after I explained)
(Though now he insists he's like Iron Man)
(I told him that Al was Iron Man)
(We're still debating)