All twilight characters names are owned by Stephanie Meyer, I own nothing! This is just for recreational purposes.

I opened the bedroom door and the smell of bacon got stronger. My stomach growled loud again. I could hear Embry laughing in the kitchen.

"Hey, Jake's up!" He shoved a hand full of grapes into his mouth. "Mo-ming."
"Morning to you too Embry." I looked around, blondie was frying up a huge batch of bacon. Christi was looking around the fridge.
"Hey Christi's making pancakes." Embry said shoving more grapes in his mouth.
"Sounds good." I was so hungry I could have eaten an entire cow whole.
"Don't know if I can make a lot though." Her face was obviously disappointed. "We're kinda low on eggs and whatnots." She bit her bottom lip.
"That's ok Christi. I'll go get anything you need. Is there a store nearby?" I pulled out my car keys.
"Yeah, two blocks away, are you sure?"
"Hey, you're feeding us, it's the least we can do." I kicked Embry's chair.
"Oh, right. Yeah Christi, Jake and I'll go to the store. What all do you need?" Embry stood up and glared at me.

Christi gave us a small list and we went to the store. I refused to take her money. I wasn't going to make her pay to feed us, that's just wrong.

"So, how did you sleep last night?" Embry teased getting into the car.
"Shut up Embry, it wasn't like that for me."
"What, so you didn't get any?"
"No, I'm not a sleaze ball like you, remember?" I rolled my eyes.
"C'mon Jake, I'm not a sleaze ball either. I couldn't help it. You know I'm not like that man. Not usually anyway." He scratched his head in thought. And now I felt bad for him.
"I know Emb. I was just poking fun man." I punched his shoulder. "So, you really like this blondie then?"
"Not only that Jake, but she's – well she's just –"

He stumbled all over his words. This wasn't like him at all. He had a goofy childlike look on his face and kept wiping at his brow with his hand, he looked really nervous. What was going on?

"Hey Emb. Did something happen that you're not telling me about?"
"Well, actually, it's kinda weird."
"Go on Emb. Spit it out."
"Well, last night we got to her house and well, one thing led to another, you know."

I put my hand up in protest.

"Don't worry Jake, I'll spare you the sex talk. But she is amazing."
"Ugh Embry!" I was starting to regret asking him anything.
"Sorry. Anyway, it was really dark so I didn't notice it until this morning."

I pulled into the parking lot at the store and cut the engine.

"What Emb?" This all sounded too familiar to me.
"I'm sorry Jake, I'm not trying to be gross or anything, there's just no nice way to put it without being too graphic."

I closed my eyes and cringed. What the hell was he building up to and did I really want to know?

"This is something important, right Embry? Not some weird kinky thing?" I finally said thru my teeth.
"Yeah Jake, it's huge."
"Ok go on then, what did you see?" I cringed.
"The – Mark." He said both words very slowly.

I opened my eyes and looked at him. "Are you sure?"

"Yes Jake, plain as day."
"Where?" I blurted out, instantly regretting my words. Damn it, I really didn't want to know where it was.
"Uh, on the inside of her thigh, close to her – well, you know." he blushed.

Ugh! Why do I always ask stupid questions that lead to information and mental images I really don't want in my head?
"Sorry Jake, but it's not like I made it." He tried to help, but really was just making it worse.
"Sure, sure. I'm happy for you, congrats, next subjects!"

I got out of the car slamming the door shut. Embry got out of the car with a huge smile on his face.

"Sorry Emb Sam's better at this stuff than I am. Maybe you should talk to him."
"Buy, you're my best friend Jake." His face kina dropped.
"I mean about the details Emb I'm happy for you bro, honest I am." His face lit up again. I couldn't mess with the poor kid's mind. So I sucked it up.

"Thanks Jake. Hey, maybe you'll be next?" He grabbed four dozen of eggs and placed them in the shopping cart. Evidently Sam didn't say anything to the guys about my news.

"Uh, Emb?" I struggled for words. Just say it Jake.
"Yeah?" he grabbed here gallons of milk and put them in the cart.
"It kinda already did."
Embry's mouth popped open. "No way! When?"

I told Embry my story from the night before as we continued shopping. He had a ton of questions. Most of which I really didn't have the answers to. We got all the food and headed back to the house. The girls were in the kitchen drinking coffee and talking.

"What's all that?" Christi looked at all the bags of food we brought in.
"Do you remember last night at all?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, right, big boys and even bigger appetites. Embry as bad as you?"
"Worse." I laughed.

The girls got to cooking. Well, blondie mostly helped Christi prepare while Christi cooked. She really was amazing in the kitchen. Embry and I gladly ate through two huge stacks of blueberry pancakes, eggs, bacon, sausage and hash browns. We were starving.

"Wow. You weren't kidding about the appetite thing were you?" Blondie looked at Embry and me in disbelief. She was only picking at her plate, not really eating much. Typical girl, scared to eat in front of her new boyfriend. I snorted. Christi on the other hand, she had no problems with eating. I liked that.

Embry looked at his empty plate and then at blondie's. "Hey, you gonna eat that?"
"Guess not." She said shyly. "Do you want it?"
"Gee thanks Heidi, you're the best." He pulled her plate in front of him with absolutely no shame and dug in.
"Did you have enough?" Christi asked me.
I patted my full belly. "I'm stuffed like a turkey at thanksgiving. That was so worth the wait." They all laughed.