A/N: This chapter isn't very funny... sorry...

Trelawny Haters Chat Room

gryffie4ever has joined the chat.

bookworm500 has joined the chat.

bookwormgrangerheart 3 has joined the chat.

gryffie4ever: Wow.

bookworm500: What is it, Harry?

gryffie4ever: How is it that Trelawny got her own hate room?

bookwormgrangerheart 3: I dunno, how is it that you got your own hate room?

bookworm500: Depressing, isn't it?

bookwormgrangerheart 3: But, maybe she has her own hate room because she's a right old fraud.

bookworm500: I wonder who'll actually show up here...

gyffie4ever: I dunno, wouldn't it be funny if McGonagall showed up?

bookworm500: That wouldn't happen, they're both teachers.

gryffie4ever: Still, it'd be funny.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: That it would be.

gryffie4ever: I bet she will...

bookworm500: She wouldn't!

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Hermione's right, mate; they are both teachers.

gryffie4ever: I'll bet you 5 sickles that she will.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: You're on.

lavlav410 has joined the chat.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Lavender?

gryffie4ever: I thought you loved Trelawny?

lavlav410: I do. I only came here to tell you that you're horrible people to doubt her.

bookworm500: Doubt what? God knows she doesn't even act like a Seer!

lavlav410: And how would you know that? I don't remember you showing any talent in the mystic art of Divination!

bookworm500: That's because it's a crackpot subject! And, really, the mystic art? You want to know of a mystic art? Arithmacy. Far more 'mystic' than Divination.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Girl fight, much?

gryffie4ever: Shhh, don't make them angry...

lavlav410: Excuse me? You're just jealous that I'm better than you at something!

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Oooh, low blow.

bookworm500: Better than me at what? A subject that carries no weight in the real world? I'd rather that you be better than me in Divination,rather than a subject that's for smart people!

bookwormgrangerheart 3: A quick response from Hermione, she must be pissed.

lavlav410: Are you saying I'm dumb?!

bookwormgrangerheart 3: That's self-explanatory. I have no witty remarks. You expect too much from me.

bookworm500: No, I'm saying that you're only good at subjects that a one-eyed, half dead butterfly could do!

bookwormgrangerheart 3: gasp The horror!

lavlav410: Well that butterfly beat you at it!

bookworm410: Yes. I'm in complete fear of the butterfly. Please. Harry, Ron, someone. Save me from the dastardly butterfly.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: I didn't know she could be sarcastic...

lavlav410: I do not have to take this!

bookworm500: Then don't! You're the one who came in here preaching about Divination!

lavlav410: You're an idiot.

lavlav410 has left the chat.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: On what planet are you an idiot?

bookworm500: I don't know... God, she irritates me so much.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Don't worry. She bugs us all.

bookworm500: Where's Harry?

bookwormgrangerheart 3: I dunno, he just stopped talking...

gryffie4ever: Hey, guys.

bookworm500: Where were you, Harry?

gryffie4ever: I was here. Just watching Hermione and Lavender duke it out.

bookworm500: 'Duke it out'? We were discussing it in a civilized manner! Something that you may not be familiar with.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Are you serious? That was a 'civilized manner'? I'd hate to see an uncivilized manner.

gryffie4ever: Was that a jab at me, Hermione?

bookworm500: ... no.

gryffie4ever: I do so discuss things in a civilized manner!

bookworm500: First year when you decided to duel Malfoy?

gryffie4ever: A fluke. And, if I remember correctly, you're the one who whacked him!

bookwormgrangerheart 3: And a damn good whack it was, too.

bookworm500: You shouldn't support violence, Ronald.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: How can I not! That's the day Hermione grew up. sniffles

gryffie4ever: Sniffles?

bookwormgrangerheart 3: It's a very touching memory!

bookworm500: Wow.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Shut it...

kittykittykittycat has joined the chat.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Y'know what Harry?

gryffie4ever: What?

bookwormgrangerheart 3: I was wrong when I said she was a fraud! She must have been doing something right! You knew McGonagall was going to join!

bookworm500: Oh, please Ronald. It was a lucky guess!

gryffie4ever: Hey! You might just be right! Wow... Guess we should leave her hate room, then?

bookwormgrangerheart 3: S'pose.

gryffie4ever: You owe me 5 sickles.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Damn.

gryffie4ever has left the chat.

bookwormgrangerheart 3 has left the chat.

bookworm500: Honestly... Boys...

bookworm500 has left the chat.

kittykittykittycat: ...

kittykittykittycat: Is this what they do with their spare time?

kittykittykittycat: They need more homework... I'll get right on that...

kittykittykittycat has left the chat.

A/N: I was off the computer for 2 days, then I come back and I have 54 reviews! I love you all! I'll try to have more within 5 days.