A/N: Finally, school and exams are OVER! Unfortunatly though, that doesn't mean faster updates due to the fact I'm moving soon. I'll try and squeeze in another chapter before I don't have computer access, so just pray! But, let us cut to the chase hmmm? And remember to review guys! By the way, this is a totally random chapter based on a picture I ended up drawingxD If you wanna see it, just tell me :3
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It's a sad day when a man is forced into a mini-skirt, a fuzzy tube top, cat ears and a cat tail. Really, when that happens, you have no right to call yourself a man.
I guess I'm no real man…
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"Gi-i-i-ill!" a cheery voice called, causing me to groan and groggily lift my head. How unusual it was for me to fall asleep in the middle of the day, especially at work. Then again, I had gone two nights without sleep to catch up on everything I pushed aside during the week I was with her- Luna.
You know how I assumed she was a quiet girl and the total opposite of Luke at the Christmas party. I was just a li-i-i-i-ittle off. Okay, a lot. If someone couldn't figure out the two were cousins from one normal meeting with them both, they were retarded, one hundred and twenty four percent retarded.
"What do you want?" I muttered, my tired eyes moving up to look at none other than Ashley. First, I just saw her flaming hair with the mixture of oranges, reds and yellows streaking it, as well as her sky-blue eyes that were as crisp as a spring morning. Once my eyes focused more, I saw what she was wearing, an instant blush rising to my cheeks.
First off, rather than leaving her hair without any decorations, had a big pair of black bunny ears perched on her head. An aquamarine leather choaker circled her neck, the one she usually wore but she didn't have her other two necklaces for once. Actually, she didn't have any jewelry besides the choaker, a golden bracelet around her right wrist, and a pair of aquamarine stud earrings. For a top, the girl only wore a tube top. A black, fuzzy one at that, that managed to show her... Body to the best extent. If that weren't enough, Ashley also had a blue skirt, the colour matching her choaker and earrings, that came a few inches above her knees, a black fluffy tail, as well as a pair of small heels booths, I estimated about two inches high.
I could practically feel the bright red in my cheeks as I snapped my head down to look at the papers I had been working on before my nap, scowling at a small puddle of drool. Now isn't that the most charming thing.
As a reaction to my looking down, Ashley kneeled down on the other side of my desk, looking up at me with those large, sapphire obs. If my face could have gotten much redder, it would have then. "I brought something for you," she explained, smiling sweetly, if not innocently. Something was up…
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Well, by this time, Ashley was sitting on my back as I struggled to get free on the floor. "Hold still already!" she ordered, but I obviously wasn't listening.
"Ashley! I am not wearing whatever the hell you brought me! The ears and tail are bad enough!" I shouted, scowling as I continued stuggling.
Yes, you heard right. I was wearing orange, fuzzy cat ears with a tail to match. Now, of course, Ashley wanted to put me in some kind of outfit that only Goddess knows what it looks like.
"C'mon Gill! We'll match!"
Feeling her lighten slightly, I took the chance to roll over, pinning Ashley's wrists with my hands as I rose to my hands and knees above her. "Ashley, stop already," I growled, glaring down at the girl below me.
I could have sworn her cheeks started to pinken slightly when she replied, "Gill, uh, can you get off? This is kind of an awkward-"
"Gill! My boy! Is that paper work done yet!" my father's booming voice came as I heard the door swoosh open, causing Ashley and I to look over in unison. As soon as his eyes landed on our position, his face beamed with a smile. Who knows what he thought of our current position; Ashley, helplessly on the floor, wearing a bunny suit, with me on my hands and knees above her, pinning her hands over her head, my legs on either side of her thighs.
"Father, it's not what I looks li-" I started, raising to my feet hastily, my face burning.
"Oh, no worries children, continue what you were doing. I'll be on my way," he smirked, literally sparkling with happiness. Without letting me get in another word, the chubby man waddled out of the Town Hall, leaving Luke's cousin and I, the Mayor's son, in a very… Awkward silence, you could say.
It was only broken when I sighed and looked over to Ashley. "Fine, give me the clothes. Nothing can be worse than my father annoying smile for the rest of my life."
"Uh, just a second," she said, smiling meekly as she pulled a long strip of white silk from a hidden pocket in her skirt. "Let me blindfold you; You'll change your mind in two seconds flat after seeing what I got for you…"
I instantly regretted allowing Ashley to play "dress-up" with me…
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"Well I told you we would be matching," Ashley grinned, sitting on my desk, swinging her legs as I stayed on the floor on my hands and knees.
She was right. We were matching. Literally.
I was stuck with the damn ears and tail, for one, without a clue of how the hell to take them off. Around my neck, an orange leather choaker circled my neck, and I wore a fuzzy, white tube top. I also wore a white pleated skirt, slightly longer than Ashley's so it went to exactly the middle of my knees. After a good five minutes or so of begging, she finally agreed to let me at least wear shorts under the damn thing… The final difference was rather than the two-inch, black heeled boots, I wore fuzzy orange socks. Let's just say men don't look all that great in these kinds of things, no matter how feminine their appearance.
"I don't deserve to be a man," I mumbled repeatedly, tempted to start crying in attempt to make Ashley feel at least a little guilty. Though, that would probably end up making me lose every sliver of my man-hood, besides the parts nature bestowed on me.
"Oh, shut up already, at least I'm not dragging you anywhere like I originally planned," she sighed, flinching slightly as I glared at her.
"How many other people have you tricked into doing this kind of thing?" I questioned, sighing as I finally stood and fell back into my leather chair that was oh-so-familiar.
"Luke was a purple and pink puppy. Bo was a yellow and brown sheep. Dale was about to shoot me for doing that to his boys… But they were more than willing! Thought it was actually kind of fun!"
Only Luke and Bo would do something so… So idiotic and have fun. I kind of wonder how Dale feels, raising these two that are obviously... Not the way the carpenter had hoped.
"Can I get changed yet?" I questioned, not even trying to form words to describe what a disturbing image she just placed in my mind.
Rolling her eyes, the flaming-haired girl sighed and nodded. "I guess, since you won't shut up." Within seconds, I was standing up and collecting my scattered clothes. "Wait! Once thing!"
As I turned to look at Ashley, I was blinded by the flash of a camera. Blinking stars out of my eyes, I heard foot steps running towards the door. "Ashley! Get back here right now!" I ran after her once my sight returned, kind of forgetting I was still wearing that thing. I burst out of the town hall, seeing the heads of Chase, Colleen, Father, Jin and Selena to turn and stare at me, Ashley turning to laugh, stick out her tounge and run away once more. Slamming the building's door, I locked it and stood with my back flat against the wall as my heart pounded and blood rushed though my face.
And I thought I was blushing earlier.
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You can only imagine how I felt when I saw a collection of that one picture scattered around town. "Ashley, I'm gonna kill you," I muttered with a heated face, crumpling the picture I had just picked up from the ground in front of my house.
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A/N: Haha, poor Gill always getting tormentedxD I actually had a lot of fun writing this chapter, and I hoped you liked reading it! Expect more funny chapters like this in the future :D But like I said, review, and I'll try and get another chapter or two in before I move. See ya guys next time!