A/N: Well, here I am again!
I was checking PM's, and just rediscovered an idea proposed by ilovechocolatemilk about Jason the Directioner… so it's going to happen.
DISCLAIMER: First, I do not claim, and second, if you are a irl Directioner, this is not in any way meant to offend, and I hope you don't find this offensive… I respect One Direction and their music, I'm just getting a lot of this based off what I've seen with some more extreme fangirls.
Ohhhh my goodness I went to update this story for a drunk partier Jason chapter, and I saw that I had this half written chapter that's been half written for like, four months now I AM SO SORRY GUYS! So anyways, as you might have noticed I am back from my very long absence, this time with a new username! I do admit, I was seriously considering doing a "Jason the Otaku" chapter, but I was afraid no one would catch any of the references… so if you're into that let me know.
Onward.
Jason the Directioner
"BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE."
"Piper! Stop playing that ungodsly song already!" Leo called from the other room.
"THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED."
"Piper!" He shouted again, "At least turn it down?"
"AND WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL—"
It was at this point that Leo just gave up, and began to sing along.
"YOU DON'T KNOW-OH-OH, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL."
"Uh… Leo?" Piper asked, just coming up behind him from another room. "Not that it's not beautiful or whatever, but why are you singing One Direction?"
He rolled his eyes, "Because you wouldn't turn the stupid CD down! Now it'll be stuck in my head all day thank you very much."
At this, Piper practically died laughing. It started with a confused look, then a look of realization, then a few stifled giggles which quickly turned to roaring, hunched over laughter.
Leo looked at her as if she'd completely lost it, which wouldn't have been too surprising for Piper.
"It wasn't me listening to the CD…" Piper explained between laughs.
Leo still looked confused. "Then who—" Realization hits hard. "Jason?"
Piper nodded, and then it was Leo laughing.
OoOoO
Later that day, Piper rushed over to Leo. "Leo! I… I thought it was a one time thing, but…" She started laughing, yet again. "You need to come see Jason's room."
As they walked over, Piper would have occasional fits of giggles, then recover herself. Talk about suspense. Leo started walking faster, just a bit anxious to see what in Hades' name Jason had gotten himself into now…
She slowly opened the door, and inside were…
…Giant One Direction posters, completely covering every wall.
"It's a good thing he lives alone." Leo said, "I'd be afraid for any innocent bystander who had to wake up to Ellen DeGeneres staring at them from the ceiling."
"I think that's Niall Horan," Piper explained.
"Yeah, I don't really care?"
Perhaps they should have been a bit worried, seeing as their best friend had suddenly turned into a boy-band loving maniac overnight, but they were so used to things happening like this that the oddness of it didn't completely compute until later.
They stood there for a moment, looking around at the room, then at each other, then at the posters on the wall again, occasionally bursting out into fits of giggles. Then they both decided on the only course of action appropriate for someone with an obsession of that size. An intervention.
Jason came back into his cabin around a half an hour later, humming one of their songs at full volume. He was wearing a v-neck One Direction tee-shirt that was definitely not made for someone of his build. There were three chairs in a circle in the middle of the room, his two best friends already occupying some. The lights were dimmed, and a few candles graced some of the tables around the room.
"Uh, guys?" He chuckled awkwardly, wondering if it was a joke. "What's with the candles?"
"Jason, you need to be stopped." Piper began, cutting right to the chase. "You're a teenage boy with a super hot girlfriend. Don't you think it's a bit odd that you spend this much time obsessing over flippy haired men?"
"We're also not quite sure if you're straight," Leo piped in. "Not that we'd love you any less if you weren't! You'll always be our Jason… although I don't think Piper would be too happy with being your beard."
"Beard?"
"Coverup."
"Guys, you know me. I'm really straight." He said, looking at Piper. "Realllllly straight." Then he winked.
Winked.
Leo thought for a minute, then said, "Then you do know that isn't Ellen DeGeneres, right?"
"I just really like their sound!" Jason changed the subject away from his sexuality. "They have a nice beat to them!"
"Jason, you've only heard one of their songs." Piper responded. "I don't think you have a right to call yourself this much of a super fan."
"Well sorry miss I know more songs than you."
"No need to get all sarcastic fonts on us, buddy."
"Where were you just now, Jason?" Piper asked.
Jason stared at her for a moment, brain moving at full speed searching for an answer she might accept.
"I was swimming."
"You're a son of Zeus."
"I was swimming in the air."
"Jason" Piper said firmly, using her best mom voice.
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinne, I was with the Aphrodite girls. Happy?"
"You were in my cabin?!"
"We were trying to find a way to get tickets!"
"That's it!" Piper yelled. "This is officially over."
"Piper no!"
She signaled to Leo, and they both started slowly taking down each poster, with Piper muttering, "It could have been porn, or weed, or other women, or any other thing normal girls worry about their boyfriends abusing. But nooooo mine had to go and become a Directioner."
And so Leo and Piper left Jason alone on the floor in the Zeus cabin, staring at broken posters on the floor, slowly rocking back and forth as he murmured "that's what makes you beautifullllllllllllllllll."
OoOoO
The next morning, a new and refreshed Jason appeared, minus the too-small Directioner shirt.
Piper let out a sigh of relief. "Thank gods, you're back!"
Leo gave him a pat on the back, "We missed you, buddy."
"But Leo…" Piper said, later, "I can't believe you thought I was a Directioner…."
Leo just shrugged, as they both tuned out Jason's overly excited voice going, "But 5 Seconds of Summer though!"
A/N: Ahh, I hope that did it for you guys? It's a bit short, mostly just because it was only halfway written when I'd found it and I totally forgot the direction (ha) I'd planned on going with it!
Anyway, let me know what you guys thought in a review! Also feel free to gush about how much you missed me, how much you either love/hate my new username, or about any person you know who fits an insane stereotype, or basically literally anything and I'll gladly read that review with a look of pure bliss on my face because it makes me happy knowing people read my stories, and I like hearing your thoughts as well!
So yeah.
Oh also, thoughts on an Otaku chapter or a Partier Jason chapter?
Thanks!
-MajorGodComplex
(Formerly Awesomegirl13)