Lady Palutena farted a wet poot as she fanned the air with her right hand, shaking her head. "Ugh, I wish that was brassy. I prefer having my big butt belch tuba toots." She then hid behind one of the pillars in the Smash Mansion, seeing the plucky pink Princess Peach Toadstool heading down the hallway with a pink cake.
"The girls are so gonna appreciate this!" Peach stated to herself as she let out a cute little poot, giggling. "This cake shall celebrate the Pink Peers!"
"...Pink Peers?" Palutena remarked as she let out a trumpet toot, her eyes widening as she hid behind the pillar.
Peach paused, turning around to see if she was being followed. She then headed a few steps back, murmuring as she could swear someone else was present.
"That fart wasn't mine..." Peach stated as she closed her eyes, abruptly farting a deep pitched tuba toot, "...but this one was! I hope I was hallucinating..."
After glaring at the pillar for a few seconds, Peach giggled as she kept heading down the path she was going to, with Palutena wiping her forehead using a napkin she pulled out of her giant green hair.
"Man, that was too close." Palutena admitted as she shook her head, feeling her stomach rumble. "I need to watch it... Peach is still the queen of farts around here, but I'll be able to top her soon enough..."
Taking a quick look to see if Peach was present, Palutena smiled as she noticed that Peach was not there. She then leaned forward, belting out a brassy trombone fart, fanning the air frantically with her right hand.
"Phew! I'm glad to have my brass back!" Palutena happily exclaimed as she then decided to head down the hallway, heading in the opposite direction that Peach came from.