Who else hates the SasuSaku pairing? I just don't understand it, and I hate the fans of it even more.

*sigh*... If anyone wants to rant with me, just send me a message. (I'd like to rant with you guys)

Let's get this started...

Disclaimer: NARUTO AND NARUTO CHARACTERS BELONG TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO. Even though I want them to be mine...

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The loud clang of metal against metal resounds throughout my apartment.

Sai's holding a short sword... or maybe a dagger, I can't really tell. It's scrapping against a kunai... Where'd the kunai come from?

"S-Sasuke!,"

He's slightly straining from holding back the sword thing, but he manages to give me attitude. "Hm... yo Usuratonkachi. Being stupid again?," I let the jab slide and hobble behind Sasuke. "Sasuke-kun, how nice it is to see you again," Sai says. He smiles but his eyes don't close. They harden. "It was just lucky when I stopped by earlier, Iruka-san answered the door. But I will admit I had been looking forward to seeing you Sasuke-kun, but as they say better late than never," Sasuke 'Hn's him and flicks his wrist, causing Sai's sword to be flung across the room and it smashes into my wall. I flinch. The manager is going to be angry about that... Sai blinks and then leaps back. "What are you doing here?," Sasuke asks him. Sai pulls his sword out of the wall.

"I'm here to take Naruto-kun to Konoha,"

Konoha? I look at Sasuke. Sasuke's village... I turn my gaze to Sai. "Why are you taking him there?," Sasuke asks. "Orders by Hokage-sama," he says. "Who's Hokage now?," Sasuke asks. "Sarutobi-sama," "Oh... so the old man's still alive,"

Now that my fear has gone, with Sasuke here, I have the guts to speak up.

"Who's that?,"

There. That counts.

Sai taps his headband thing. "The leader of the village. The Hokage," He sheaths his sword and sits, cross-legged, and pulls out... a scroll and some paint brushes.

"You're going to... paint?," I ask. His fake smile is back. God, how I wish I could rip that smile off of... Woah. That was a violent thought... "No Naruto-kun," Sai pulls out some ink and sets it beside him. "This isn't ordinary paint. I'm going to use it to defend myself," I frown and look at him. "Defend yourself from what?,"

"Sasuke-kun of course,"

I look at Sasuke. He sticks his hand behind him and then pulls out a slip of paper. I follow his hand as he sets it on my coffee table. "What's that?," I ask him. I quickly glance at Sai, and then back to the paper. He's staring at it intensely. Abruptly, and if I do say randomly, Sasuke slips his arm around my waist and presses me against his body. I flush at the unexpected heat. "What are you...," My eyes go back to the paper.

A small dot of red light starts in the center, and then breaks in a strange pattern that looks like a symbol of some sort. A sign is written on it... it's in Kanji.

"Explode...?,"

"Sasuke-kun," Sai says. I look at him. "Naruto-kun won't be happy if you do that...," It's silent. I look between them, urging one of them to explain. "Do what?!," I finally shout. They both look at me, and I have the sudden urge to punch them in the face. "Well you don't have to shout," Sai says. "Yeah," Sasuke agrees. "We were going to tell you,"

I detach myself from Sasuke and throw my hands up in the air, crutching (Cause of... you know, my ankle) around the room. "I HATE YOU GUYS!,"

Sasuke appears by me and once again jerks me to his side. I feel a vein throb in my forehead. "Let go!," I try to pry his arm away from me but he just tightens his grip. Sai stares at us with an amused expression. "Are you two an item?," He asks. "Sasuke-kun, I thought you were a-sexual,"

Sasuke's eyes narrow and he shifts. "Sai, I can't let you take Naruto. And I can't have you reporting to the village that i'm here. So there's only one option. I'm going to have to kill you," Sai's face is blank. The atmosphere of the place shifted, everything tense and heavy.

I can't host a full out brawl between two demons, especially in my tiny one bedroom, one bath, and small kitchen apartment. The neighbors will hear, definitely... AND BESIDES THAT, THERE'S GOING TO BE A FULL OUT BRAWL BETWEEN TWO DEMONS!

I successfully pull away from Sasuke and lean myself against the wall. "You guys can't fight here," I order. "Go somewhere else," Sasuke ignores me and continues to talk to Sai. "Are there others?," I freeze. I never thought about others being here... Sai shakes his head. "No just me. I intercepted the Anbu Squad that was on a recon mission on the way here. Hokage-sama had second thoughts. But now that I know you're here too, Sasuke-kun, I will need to withdraw,"

Sai slowly starts packing his paint and scrolls. I look at Sasuke, into his eyes. He's watching Sai, calculating, thinking.

"No,"

Sai pauses in the middle of picking up a brush. "No?," Sasuke shakes his head. "You aren't leaving," I inwardly sigh a sigh of relief. Good, Sasuke will take care of this. "You aren't leaving because-," Because Sasuke is going to kill you. He'll kill you dead. (A/N: I'm sorry, I had to. XD) "-you're going to stay here and live with us,"

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Ohhh. My goodness Sasuke, what's your problem?

Sasuke: You are.

Me: O.o

Sai: *fake smile* Review please.