Womp. Here's another new chapter. I churned this out after thinking about my ex. By the way, sorry for any grammatical errors.

DISCLAIMER - I DO NOT OWN SAO NOR AM I AFFILIATED WITH IT. IF I OWNED SAO, SUGU WOULD BE KIRITO'S STEP-SISTER.

Friendship Moments

Music Talk

After Ryoutarou's sudden announcement of his newly found girlfriend, Kazuto realized how much his friend became a lover boy. At times, he would hear him talk about how cute Ayaka was, detailing the clothes she wore and the makeup she had. Other times, he would dreamily sigh about how much he missed her.

Today was nothing different. Sitting at the bar of the Dicey Cafe, Klein was talking to Kazuto about his relationship issues.

"Man… Kaz. Today, I decided to be adventurous," Ryoutarou sighed as he drank his beer. "So while we were making out in one of the empty meeting rooms, I grabbed one of her breasts."

Kazuto almost choked on his grape juice. "What?!" he hoarsely responded, still coughing from nearly suffocating from some liquid.

"You know what she did? She pinched my nipple and almost to ripped it off, fervently whispering in my ear to call her later tonight. After that, she completely avoided me. She even walked pass me while I was waiting for her outside," he sniffed with a downcast expression. "What should I do?"

"Say sorry," Kazuto shrugged. "You basically did sexual harassment."

"W-What?! Is she going to break up with me now?!" Ryoutarou's eyes widened, filling themselves with tears.

"Yeah. It sounds like it."

"Kaz! H-How did you do it? Whenever Asuna was mad with you, what did you do?!"

"Sing her to sleep."

Of course, Kazuto was only lying. In reality, Asuna was still not talking to him. It's been over a week since and it's been killing him. However, he kept this detail hidden.

"Really? What should I sing?"

"Or actually, do you have her address?"

"Y-Yeah… Why?"

"You have a portable stereo?"

"I have a boombox."

"A what."

"A boombox! Young people are so ignorant these days," Ryoutarou sighed, shaking his head in dejection to Kazuto's lack of knowledge.

"Go outside of her place and play some love songs out loud. They should be so loud that everyone in the neighborhood could hear. If you do that, she'll totally forgive you." Unsurprisingly, Kazuto lied again.

"Really?!"

"Yeah."

"I'm going to do it right now! Thanks Kaz!"

Ryoutarou ran out, forgetting to leave a tab for Agil.

Kazuto blinked.

"I can't believe he fell for that," Kazuto mumbled as he sipped his juice quietly.

Then, he stared at Ryoutarou's abandoned drink.

"I'm not paying for that."

END.

Oh no. Kirito hasn't been talking to Asuna for over a week. What will he do? And will Klein actually be successful? Or will he fail miserably, leading to a breakup? Who knows. Just wait for the next chapter.

K. Bye.